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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

My new album AGENT OF FARCE is now out! Full video will be on YouTube Feb 20! Bandcamp - burnthisrecords.bandcamp.com/album/agent-... Apple - music.apple.com/us/album/age... Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6AG14d...

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Agent of F.A.R.C.E., by Zach Funk

14 track album

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

The government has urged forcasters not to use the word ICE in their winter predictions as to avoid accidental memes with I.C.E. To prevent this in the future Trump has announced a rebranding for later in the year. Expect H.E.A.T.S.T.R.O.K.E to be menacing local communities by June.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Hey everyone AGENT OF FARCE comes out next week and is available for pre order now! Pre orders all hit at once when the album drops - Fri Feb 6 - and that’s how small artists like me end up appearing on stuff like the iTunes top sellers! Any support is appreciated! tr.ee/sEIlvZj-tR

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burnthisrecords | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

View burnthisrecords’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Bars should start asking if people want whiskey on the rocks or freedom style. No ICE.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

My new special AGENT OF FARCE will be released on Friday Feb 6. Do you have a podcast or place I could promote it? If so drop me a line I’d love to get the word out. Here’s a clip that’s not from the album recording but does feature some msterial that made it on. #standup youtu.be/QTvWYy6_a5U?...

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5 min clip Zach Funk Arcade Comedy Pittsburgh 2025

YouTube video by Zach Funk

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Awww thanks for letting me know!

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

www.extra-life.org/participants... IT’S EXTRA LIFE GAME DAY! Join Joe and I in our 24 hour stream to raise money to buy games and gaming equipment for Pittsburgh Children’s Hospital! Check the link for the stream and to donate! Share this post if you see it please!

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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future

I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Hey wrestling nerds I was recently a guest on the Grit & Glitter podcast where we did a mock draft of the AEW women’s division as if we were creating our own AEW women’s tv show. I had an absolute blast and everyone picked great rosters. Check it out at gritglitterpod.podbean.com/e/the-aew-dr...

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The AEW Draft | Grit & Glitter

Harley and Em are joined by returning guests Moni Garcia and Zach Funk for the AEW draft! 6 years of elite women are up for grabs as they take turns drafting wrestlers in categories like Gold Standard...

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

www.eventbrite.com/e/the-chippe... Catch me on this fantastic lineup tomorrow down in the strip district! #pittsburgh #standup #localcomedy

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

“I was repeatedly assured the beans were magic,” stated one serf podcaster

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Also we now know the “would you go back in time and kill Hitler” isn’t a hypothetical question for him.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Trump has claimed he warned Pete Hegseth about Bin Laden one year before 9/11 and people are saying oh he has dementia and they couldn’t be more wrong. As a non consecutive two time POTUS Trump has access to Grover Cleveland’s Time Machine AND DID NOTHING TO STOP 9/11 other than tell a random drunk.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Fun fact comics working Mussolini’s comedy festival were paid in caster oil drink tickets.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

So, so excited to be part of the Chipped Ham Comedy Jam this year! Don’t miss headliner Bailey Pope she’s hilarious and we’ve been on festivals together before. This will be a great show you don’t want to miss. Tickets are moving fast so get them now at www.eventbrite.com/e/the-chippe...

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

As someone who grew up in Lancaster county PA I promise you the Amish are not free of autism regardless of what the glorious leader and his court alchemist say. No neurotypical could plan a barn raising I promise you.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I don’t think people should be shot and killed for their ideas. Hell I’m against the death penalty. However if some people could hurry up and die peacefully and naturally in bed surrounded by loved ones the world would be a much better place.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I don’t know where this rumor that the Rapture is happening on Tuesday night but I host a comedy open mic Tuesday nights so it’s reassuring to know I won’t miss anyone at the mic regardless.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

It’s #nationalbatmanday so here’s the first joke off my 2019 stand up album Brains Are Weird which can be found all over the net. Keep an eye out for the follow up album FARCE later this year.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I’ll see you all on Jan 6 2026 outside of the City Paper offices for a day of love, unity and minor to serious treason! Until then…courage.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

But the campaign doesn’t stop here! Rudy Giuliani is currently roaming Southside is a drunken haze looking for evidence of fraud! To be clear he was in Southside already and I slipped him a DEPRESSION IS PROPAGANDA t-shirt in exchange for his services.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

WE DID IT! Two 2nd place votes in the City Paper best of! I’d like to thank everyone who supported me and spread the misinformation that I’m the best local comedian and L2L is the best charity event. Despite all evidence to the contrary we stood together to deny facts like proper 2025 Americans!

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

It’s a real joy when I can recognize individual laughter in the larger crowd. Big noticeable laughers you know who you are and you are so loved.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Hey folks I just got to listen to the first cut of the FARCE recording and holy crap am I excited for when it releases. Big thanks to everyone who came and helped make it a successful recording.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Brian Kilmeade’s apology for saying the homeless and mentally ill should be forcibly put down has very strong Dennis Reynolds energy. “I i- i- i-i-i- I I just need you to see me as i-i-i- i- as I am. I need this. I need this from you. i-i-I...I need this from you, please.”

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

One quote stands out above the rest. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

With everything going on in the wake of Kirk’s shooting I’ve been thinking about Vonnegut’s Mother Night. In the book a man goes undercover as a Nazi propagandist and is unfortunately very, very good at his job.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

There was a little kid running down the hallway at the mall yelling “MY DAD IS A BOY MY DAD IS A BOY” I can’t believe how young these kids are being indoctrinated by an agenda…

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

posting.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B... Vote Funk! He’s been patched for the Y2K bug don’t worry.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Like this joke? Want more stuff like it? Buy tickets to my Sept 6 album recording at mrsmalls.com/events/zach-... Vote for me as best local comedian and Living to Laugh best charity event at posting.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B... #standup #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #pittsburgh

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I’ve never liked the phrase “let Jesus take the wheel”. Son of God or not the man likely never operated a steering wheel controlled vehicle in his life. Or three days after his life for that matter.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

posting.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B... If you’re not dreaming of voting Zach Funk best local comedian and living to laugh best charity event you’re not voting hard enough

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I enjoyed the first but then again I played it during Covid lockdown so “deliver packages in a post apocalypse where it’s not safe to go outside” had a certain therapeutic element

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Faster than an eroding constitution, more powerful than a U-Haul… #DeanCain #Superman #ICE

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Anyway it’s been a few years since I got new glasses so decided to do that today. Looked over a lot of different frame options and found something I thought would be a new-ish look for me. Turns out I selected the exact same frames in a slightly different color.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Folks that know me know I’m not necessarily averse to change but once I find what works for me I tend to stick with it. Longtime friends can tell you I’ve had the same fashion sense since…always?

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

posting.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B... Jason is a stickler for grammar. All those teens had it coming for their improper language use. Vote Zach Funk best local comedian and cheer Jason up. He’d also appreciate you voting Living to Laugh best charity event. #pittsburgh

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

posting.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B... Not only is Zach Funk your best choice for best local comedian he’s the only option that truly fits the category. Every other option would get you a big red X on the screen and an angry buzzer noise. Also toss a vote to Living to Laugh for best charity event

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Hey folks my album recording is about a month away and it would do wonders for my anxiety disorder if people bought their tickets ahead of time. You don’t want to miss this show. I promise you won’t forget it. mrsmalls.com/events/zach-... #pittsburgh #standup #standupcomedy

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ZACH FUNK - FARCE LIVE RECORDING | Mr Smalls

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Was charged 3.25 for a side of sour cream at a Mexican chain restaurant so I can only assume the cost is to pay kickbacks to Trump personally. Protection money like with the mob.

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

posting.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B... Did I do the football right?

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

posting.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B... Test your might and vote Zach Funk because even if I’m not the best local comedian I am the only grammatically correct option because comedian is singular and for some reason City Paper lumps stand up with improv and sketch which are totally different things

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Curious about my upcoming stand up album recording? Check out my 2019 album BRAINS ARE WEIRD at a special pay what you can/want price for Bandcamp Friday! zachfunk.bandcamp.com/album/brains...

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Brains Are Weird, by Zach Funk

22 track album

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Zach Funk @zachfunk.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

posting.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B... I’m in the finals for best local comedian in Pittsburgh City Paper! And because they for some reason lump sketch, improv and stand up together I’m the only stand up! A vote for me is a vote for stand up! Also please vote Living to Laugh best charity event

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