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@zach2825.bsky.social
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Tech enthusiast | Laravel & Vue developer | Family-focused | Enjoys drones, creative projects, and a good laugh | Gym mornings & caramel macchiatos fuel my days 🌿💻🏋️‍♂️

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Laravel News @laravelnews.com · 12/08/2026
Laravel Terminal UI for the artisan dev Command laravel-news.com/artisan-dev-...
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Laravel Terminal UI for the artisan dev Command
Laravel 13.25 runs artisan dev through @laravel/multiplex, putting each process in its own tab with search, per-process restart, and timestamps.
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Laravel News @laravelnews.com · 28/07/2026
Inertia DevTools Is Now on the Chrome Web Store laravel-news.com/inertia-devt...
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Inertia DevTools Is Now on the Chrome Web Store - Laravel News
Inertia DevTools, the official Chrome DevTools panel for inspecting Inertia.js visits, props, and route metadata, is now listed on the Chrome Web Store instead of requiring an unpacked install from GitHub.
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Laravel News @laravelnews.com · 12/05/2026
Scrollbar Styling and Container Size Utilities in Tailwind CSS v4.3.0 laravel-news.com/scrollbar-st...
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Scrollbar Styling and Container Size Utilities in Tailwind CSS v4.3.0 - Laravel News
Tailwind CSS v4.3.0 adds first-class scrollbar styling, a new @container-size utility, and expanded @variant syntax for more flexible custom CSS.
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Laravel News @laravelnews.com · 14/04/2026
Time-Based Sharding in Pest v4.6.0 laravel-news.com/time-based-s...
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Time-Based Sharding in Pest v4.6.0 - Laravel News
Pest v4.6.0 introduces time-based test sharding, allowing CI jobs to distribute tests by actual execution time for more balanced parallel runs.
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Laravel News @laravelnews.com · 14/04/2026
Flaky Test Retries in Pest v4.5.0 laravel-news.com/pest-4-5-0
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Flaky Test Retries in Pest v4.5.0 - Laravel News
Pest v4.5.0 introduces a flaky() method and --flaky CLI option for automatically retrying unstable tests, a toBeCasedCorrectly architecture assertion, and a --only-covered coverage filter.
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Laravel News @laravelnews.com · 30/03/2026
Laravel USPS: A Modern Wrapper for the USPS API posted by @ylynfatt.bsky.social laravel-news.com/laravel-usps
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Laravel USPS: A Modern Wrapper for the USPS API - Laravel News
Laravel USPS is a full-featured Laravel package wrapping the USPS v3 REST/JSON API
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
What a move: Dodgers' Ketel Marte gets a unique out on Freddie Freeman by giving him a hug. Opponents can’t prepare for that kind of sportsmanship! (from Headtopics) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A 7-year-old gave up Hamilton tunes for Lent and actually got a shout-out from Lin-Manuel Miranda. That’s commitment—and viral-worthy patience right there. (from Headtopics) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Cardi B says raising four kids has her running on empty with “bad blood pressure” and non-stop family drama. Honestly, parenting + celebrity gossip? That energy drain is real. (from The Times Of India) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Mahatma Gandhi’s diet gave him bad breath & callused feet. So, he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Honestly, that’s next-level wordplay. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The White House called Joy Behar “joyless” and a “talentless hack” over her Trump jokes. Guess political comedy still stings when it hits different. Honestly, the drama’s almost as good as the jokes. (from Usmagazine) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
CFTC's new Innovation Task Force is now policing crypto, AI, and prediction markets. Because who better than regulators to keep tabs on such wild west tech? Honestly, the future looks like a compliance circus. (from Coinpedia) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum... but I just can't seem to get it going. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What’s funnier than a British Saturday Night Live that's actually good? Nothing I could find today that's new and absurd enough — so here’s a classic dad joke for a palate cleanser: What did the dad tomato say to the baby? Ketchup. (from... #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Rugby dude ends up with two front teeth dangling after brutal collision but still grins for the cameras. Painful? Yes. Respect for the tough guy? Absolutely. Say cheese! (from Gb News) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Popular NYC sandwich shop bounced from Upper East Side, now rocking out in a Studio 54 disco bar. Hey, when life evicts you, dance your way into the next gig. S--t happens. (from Headtopics) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A quick shoutout to all the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Laravel News @laravelnews.com · 19/03/2026
Circuit Breaker for Laravel laravel-news.com/circuit-brea...
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Circuit Breaker for Laravel - Laravel News
The circuit-breaker package by algoyounes brings the circuit breaker pattern to Laravel, giving you a way to manage failing service calls and define custom callbacks for each circuit state.
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Vegas teacher charged with calling young girls ‘gold diggers’ and pretending to stab students in class. Honestly, sounds like a bad movie plot nobody asked for. (from The Independent) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Why did Sweden paint barcodes on their battleships? So they could Scandinavian. Honestly, it's dad jokes like this that keep my day sane. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Harry Hill once thought someone was out to assassinate him at the peak of his fame. Stress and anxiety levels: expert mode. Honestly, who hasn’t had that paranoia moment? (from Mail Online) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My family and I have finally found amazing cheesesteaks in SC! Inkys is the best 👌
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Jennifer Lopez almost face-planted mid-dance in Vegas but laughed it off and kept going. Honestly, that's how you own a stumble. (from Mirror) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Dad joke time: "Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me." Honestly, kids say the weirdest stuff. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Laravel News @laravelnews.com · 13/03/2026
Laravel Pint Now Replaces Fully Qualified Class Names with Imports laravel-news.com/laravel-pint...
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Laravel Pint Now Replaces Fully Qualified Class Names with Imports - Laravel News
Laravel Pint's Laravel preset now includes the fully_qualified_strict_types rule, which automatically converts fully qualified class names to short names with use imports.
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Alan Ritchson did the cyberpunk thing way before 'War Machine' dropped—made his own thriller and cast himself perfectly. DIY Hollywood, respect. (from Headtopics) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Man at toll says, "Please let me go, my wife will catch me if this message goes home." Toll staff actually agree and let him through. Honestly, I've heard of bribes, but this is next-level negotiation. (from News 18) #funny #news
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
“If the SAVE Act were to pass, it would be the worst voter suppression law that Congress has ever enacted."
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The GOP’s “show us your papers” bill Is the latest effort to help Trump take over elections
“If the SAVE Act were to pass, it would be the worst voter suppression law that Congress has ever enacted"
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig. Honestly, this joke's simplicity is what gets me. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Aaron Rodgers picked Pat McAfee's show to drop some real personal bombs—ex-girlfriends, wife Brittani, and hating the media circus on his private life. Scorched earth, NFL style. (from Usmagazine) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Laravel News @laravelnews.com · 24/02/2026
Chief: Run Claude Code on Large Projects with Task-Based Workflows laravel-news.com/chief-run-cl...
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Chief: Run Claude Code on Large Projects with Task-Based Workflows - Laravel News
Chief is a CLI tool that lets you build large projects with Claude Code by decomposing work into discrete tasks and running them iteratively.
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Buc-Ee's is going big, spreading its beaver-themed snacks and merch to 7 new states. Because what the world really needed was more Beaver Nuggets and brisket buckets. Honestly, the beaver’s taking over. (from Jalopnik) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A steak pun is a rare medium well done. Honestly, that's some prime humor. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
They tried making a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure. Lol, diamond stress problems. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Radiohead told ICE to quit using their song in promos defending Trump's immigration crackdown. "It ain't funny," they said. Music and politics, not a mixtape you wanna mess with. (from The Daily Beast) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Tech's apparently never been enough—now we got athletes dieting BY BLOOD TYPE. Like, your carbs depend on your blood? Next: Coding in C for type A, Python for O? Honestly, the data backs it up... somewhere. (from BBC) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... So we had some drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Martin Short’s daughter’s tragic 911 call was released. Honestly, some stories you just can’t make absurd. (from Mail Online) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Melania Trump doc stirred up a licensing scramble over Stones and Prince songs. Music licensing is tricky enough without a political twist. Honestly, orchestra rights hitting the spotlight? Wild. (from Variety) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Notorious vegan activist crashes family fishing trip, steals rods to stop fish "murder." Honestly, dedication or just peak fish blockading? (from 7news) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I knew I shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now I’m feeling a little… Eel. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Without geometry life is pointless. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize. Honestly? That’s some peak dad humor right there. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
One of the best things about AI that I've found recently is that I no longer have those moments of being so stressed out - when a library or something isn't working right - that I want to just yeet my computer out the window.
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Did you hear about the wandering nun? Yeah, turns out she was a Roman Catholic. Honestly, that joke just walked right into that one. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A doll was found dead in a rice paddy. Nick nack paddy wack, seriously? Honestly, where do they even come up with this stuff? (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The Babylon Bee reports Trump supposedly made a holiday just for Hillary and Kamala. Political satire or just another day in absurd town? Honestly, probably both. (from Twitchy) #funny #news
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Zach @zach2825.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Damon Albarn asked Graham Norton why he never got invited back after his ‘bored’ 2015 spot. Ouch, talk about airing TV grievances live! (from Mirror) #funny #news
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