Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026How great would it be if that thing just collapsed into a pile of rubble We could keep it like that as a monument to Trump’s stupidity & incompetence 1180
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is why Trump can’t admit the truth. Because he hired some idiots with zero experience who, naturally, fucked it all up. Just a non-stop clown show. 1321
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No one needs to hear this because it’s some bullshit 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The executions will continue until godliness improves 010
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Today, I discovered smacking myself in the face with a shovel is painful. Tomorrow, I am sticking my hand in the toaster” 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Your bog talk always makes me think of John Oliver’s description of cranberries as “disgusting bog berries” 010
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jeffries is gonna start the reconciliation without the truth & consequences part 100
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Also the statutory limit is like 252 million— not that Trump will follow the law 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That’s getting very close to the minimum safe level— going much lower could damage the reserve’s cave walls 100
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026America’s founders were pretty stupid to overthrow that efficient monarchy 020
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Good thing Fox doesn’t back the most dishonest politician in history who has surrounded himself with idiots & liars & conspiracists 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It sucks because cops think of themselves as hammers in a world full of nails. This person is in crisis guys! They don’t need to be hammered! 010
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You can try asking for the mobile crisis team (Project Respond). The crisis line is 988-4888. They usually bring a cop along but at least the main contact is someone with mental health experience. 130
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Interesting they’re using a Hemingway quote which goes on: “and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” Of course, ICE is snatching kids off playgrounds not “hunting” men who can fight back. 040
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m sure the NYT legal department shudders at the thought of taking on… Karoline Leavittstatic.klipy.comRobert Downey Jr. Rolling EyesALT: Robert Downey Jr. Rolling Eyes 010
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’d love to see a depiction of manly, high T Jesus on the cross. Like maybe he’s doing overhead presses with the cross on the way to Golgotha 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah? I’m pretty sure the NYT has a legal department. 100
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Steaming is fine but roasting broccoli with some light seasoning is…static.klipy.comChefs Kiss French ChefALT: Chefs Kiss French Chef 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Such a great point. The corrupt Orange Asshole steam-rolling the constitution will surely respect a new “ethics reform” package 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah, very passive framing. Oh, he was caught up in a child sex abuse scandal? Oopsie! How about he sexually abused a child & tried to cover it up? 0110
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Violated banking laws! What was that all about I wonder? Guess we’ll never know! 020
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tucker isn’t right though, because he said the Russian economy is much bigger than the UK’s. It isn’t. And “stable & growing” is laughable. Russia will be lucky to have 1% gdp growth in 2026, a big drop from last year despite Trump easing sanctions. 110
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The last time Kansas had a Democratic Senator? 1939! 010
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s wild he thinks the context absolves him. He was “infuriated” at her, grabbed her & slammed her into a door which caused her to double over & cry. That’s fucking domestic violence my man! 100
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In the immortal lyrics of Weird Al Yankovic, “If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.” 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah, making it convoluted & confusing is part of how they screw you over. I worked in hospital billing and just figuring out who you were supposed to call could take hours. 042
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You know things are bleak when you’ve lost the white nationalists 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love how Kubrick makes you root for the bomber crew who will destroy the world 020
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comPat Rollins: Let Me Try And Fix It (Jason Ritter)ALT: Pat Rollins: Let Me Try And Fix It (Jason Ritter) 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Where’s the grinning idiot to explain this all away? 010
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump: Ted, remember when I called your wife ugly & you got pretend mad? And then you campaigned for me! What a pathetic loser! 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A US citizen could absolutely be indicted for war crimes. Netanyahu has been indicted and Israel never signed the ICC agreement 030
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Any updates to their position on shooting people in the back? 010
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Get out there and tell everyone why they’re stupid & don’t understand their own financial situation! 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This should be front page news: Trump tried to throw a guy in prison for his own fuck up. The judge rightly noted there was NO CRIME and the government still wanted to keep open the possibility of further “harassment.” Disgraceful. 020
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What hormones does JD Fuckface think a 6 year-old would be put on? 000
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yup and a good chunk of his “work day” is watching TV. 010
Z00keeper @z00keeper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The billionaire class looking to bump up those odds of AI destroying humanity 000
