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@z00dz.bsky.social
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Working on the hip mobility in a jock strap. Yw
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
If you think you’re having a bad day, this bartender at the airport chilis has you beat. Broken fryers, only one beer left of the four they have on tap. 🙈
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Having worked in healthcare for 13 years, the thing that surprises me the least about these American MDs (I think fellows) I’m sitting near in Florence is them 1) complaining about their NPs and PAs and 2) denigrating a patient who can’t speak English.
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ooooo RuPaul I disagree mama
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Why would you be homophobic when restaurant bathroom lighting will do it for you?
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If you’d told me in college that one day I’d be rooting for A&M, I would have thought you were crazy. Would also not mind Pitt winning tonight, but A&M’s story and cohesion give them the edge in terms of who I’m rooting for.
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
No YOU bought a new car online while tipsy and won’t regret it for the next couple of years, you’re sure.
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Big Ten Network people: learn how to pronounce Vajagic’s last name. She’s the second outside on the number two team. It’s not hard.
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Stream Mature by Hillary Duff
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
So when are we going to start calling the gays with savings 401(gay)?
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Friendly neighborhood corporate zaddy here begging you to remove irrelevant experiences from your resume
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The ads for the MLB on FS1 are basically like “real men don’t talk to people, they watch the game and judge the people that try to talk to them” And it’s the left saying bad things about men? SMDH
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
USA Volleyball: learn how to finish a set pretty please
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
@amitch.bsky.social and I seem to be London trendsetters in that we arrive to a a completely dead gay (and in one case straight!) bar and then see it get packed to the gills within 30 mins. And I haven’t even started a Sniffies event!
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I will ugly scream cry Vanish Into You until I develop vocal nodes.
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Something about hump day
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The best things I’ve done for myself in order of significance 1) Mindfulness 2) Leaving the church 3) Becoming a faggy slut that laughs at people who haven’t started 2 for themselves yet
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Being a mindfulness gay is reluctantly saying “no thanks” as Abracadabra (abra oo nah nah) comes into your consciousness like the Kool-Aid man
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Fuck this Nebraska fan with the “your 15 minutes are up” sign. 15 minutes is a dumb way to describe 5 years in which this team made it to the final four.
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Please try me. Please talk to me. Don’t talk to me. I contain multitudes.
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!! NCAA Women’s Volleyball Tournament time that is.
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Forgot how motivating it is to follow cuties with muscles. Peep me actually wanting to go to the gym for the first time in months so I can post pump pics (but make it healthy)
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Making the dangerous decision to keep my spicy and non spicy account merged post-X. So apologies if you came here expecting astrophysics, mindfulness, or politics, and are getting butt pics instead. And vice versa! Brought to you by hearing “backfill” on a work call while looking at spicy posts
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Every day is the day before a tomorrow that’s worth fighting for. Sorry if that’s too sing songy, but it’s true.
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z00dz.bsky.social @z00dz.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
There is no peace in the world that is not available within yourself. Even if there was, it wouldn’t be available to your experience unless you truly knew inner peace. It’s time to tune in, recognize and sit with our feelings, and ultimately continue the fight against injustice. #mindfulness
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