iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Wait has Mario been the male version of Maria this whole time?

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The thing about being crazy about a man, is that you have to be crazy, there isn’t another way to do it

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

At the end of the day, the whole concept of work is to bribe people into doing things they wouldn’t do unbribed

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

One time America was like “Bush sucked but it’s time to get another president, what if we got his son who is a dumbass?”

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Not seeing something that isn’t there is the easiest thing in the world, if you think about it, actually no one should ever do that, it’s counter intuitive to, but then you fall in love with someone you shouldn’t, and the world just kind of works a little simpler than you were planning

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Actually, you know what, I do know the date and time I broke my watch

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, I for one can’t wait for Star Peace

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Listen, the only way God could exist, an all powerful God, is if they were personally spitting me with increasing digestive issues

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Damn I guess if turtles, and any creature has thousands of babies, and most populations are pretty stable, then only two of those babies will end up growing up and breeding

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

My Odyssey take? After twenty years marry again! That’s too much time, and also, marry a bad man, well ok not the guy wants to kill your son, ok yeah marry the best guy you can.

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My movie pick of the week? The matrix, check it out if you haven’t gotten around to it yet!

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Guess who just ate one billion prebiotics

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Sharing an office, overheard a conversation, roughly translating - of course you don’t like that racist [you’re black]

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

If you really think about it, the matrix kind of turned into the secret halfway through the first movie

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I think we should give AI a chance, it’s really going places with thinking most my ideas are great, and I’m smart and insightful for thinking them

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Wait a minute, these berries don’t taste like straw at all

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

The whole point of playoff hockey is to say that three losses isn’t enough to know if your a loser, it takes a fourth to really know, to really be sure

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

The crazy thing about the f35 jets program costing 2 trillion dollars, is that the US GDP is 31.8 trillion. It’s not all in one year so it’s not a fair comparison, but it is a chunk

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Me failing to ingratiate myself in Pakistan « It’ll always be Islamama-good in my books »

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Hey does anybody have the presidents personal number? I would like to make a call vis à vis ending this war ASAP. Thanks!!!!

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

At the end of the day we know which religion is right, by which God did not plague with Covid, and it’s North Korean Communism

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

The forbidden management technique of being an idiot, so keeping an even dumber guy around

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

At the end of the day I do like my girlfriend feet, but am surprised it’s easy for her to find shoes that fit

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

At the end of the day it’s funny that Don is short for Donald. Because Don is a serious name, and Donald is some loony toons joke name

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Me not asking my girlfriend if her four year old can have weed gummies is an act of love

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

So, do your parents live in a ´thoroughly rinse your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher’ or ‘ give them a good wipe with soap and water before you put them in ‘ type household

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Back in the 1990’s they didn’t have irony the way we do now, parents would give their children rat tails at the back of their hair for the love of the game

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

In English, they decided to name everything plant and animal a second time, just for scientists, make those name difficult, and then pretend those are the « real names »

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Hey gang, just checking in. I heard that roses are red, violets are blue, but actually violets have there own colour, violet. And I’m not doing ok with that fact.

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

If I was president, I simply would have chosen a health secretary who never got brain worms

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I’m not saying I deserve a girlfriend, I am saying it’s unfair that my cousin got married and she moved in with him into his yurt.

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Somebody needs to teach owls what horns are, and it’s not going to be me

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I’m going to say what no one else has the courage to say, the home alone franchise really took a turn for the worse when Donald J Trump stop doing cameos in it Blue Sky give me drafts you cowards!!

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

When I become an old man, I’m turning my caps lock on, it’s never coming off. And no one can stop me.

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Dinosaurs are from a time before elephants figured out you can just have a long trunk, and don’t need to put your head at the end of your neck.

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

It’s wild to be in the timeline that we make AI, and instead of it turning on us, we are torturing it with our stupid bullshit

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

I made this diagram of Inuktitut names of family members. I’d really like to share it.

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

You’re telling me a pine tree made this apple?

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

AI is useful, but it could never replace me, because it could never say no to my bosses dumb ideas

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

If I were America, I simply would not have made the guy who proudly swims in sewage as the secretary of health.

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Wait, Carney as in carnival attendant?

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

My thing about AI, I think it’s useful, especially for reading manuals, but it’s a yes man, and will make shit up to get to yes. It’s actually generally particularly risky for upper management to have this tool.

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

At the end of the day bishops have the same move set as rooks, but diagonal, which probably them better, alright thanks for listening

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

FYI: Tim Horton was a Canadian hockey player, that found business partner, took his money and invested in his own restaurant chain

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I used to be agnostic about whether god existed, but then I heard as how they let crabs lobsters never die and grow back arms but not humans.

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Chili con carne is Spanish for chili with meat.

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❄️yuzebedee.bsky.social @yuzebeddr.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

At the end the day it was a Good Friday, they finally caught and killed Jesus, a local trouble maker

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