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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you look closely, you'll see that I don't. This post hit my feed from a share.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Of all the things I do not care about right now, this is one of them.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course they denied that. Just like when tech companies deny ageism when replacing old guards right before retirement, for fresh new talent at overseas plants they just started building. Welcome to corporate marketing speak.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would love for someone to remind him to show respect to the uniform and tuck in his shirt
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're not hard to spot. You just need to know how to draw them out.
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Blazing Saddles White
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rick is two brain cells away from bringing back the 1950s propaganda PSAs of children hiding under their school desks when the bomb drops.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh look! A Republican! 😱
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate that this is happening right before our eyes and that half the country is like, "Well..."
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Corruption in government? Well, I never!
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cue the GOP talking heads blaming this on Biden...again.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hahahahaahaa (inhales deeply) AAHHHAHAAHAAHAAAA
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt for brains
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "sweet summer child" face was how she was raised to respond when she can't articulate a meaningful response.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3 pts=Trio. It happened in Rio.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would find it refreshing if you told me this at our initial face-to-face! 🤜🤛This would let me know I didn't waste my time interviewing for such a petty individual or join a toxic work environment.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love Brad Bird. But ever since the Olympics I can't see the name of this movie without chuckling.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm very detail oriented! (begins to list no details about what she does behind the scenes)
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I never thought leopards would eat MY face...
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
IYKYK
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Boy's Dramatic Stretch Run
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Lotr: So You Have Chosen Death
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know what? The trucking industry voted for him. I have zero effs to give. May their full tanks hurt like hell.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am proud to say I do not know this man's real name. Only his clown name.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My kid only got $2.30. Because the running joke with every lost tooth was the Tooth Fairy gave them $2.30 for the "tooth hurty". 😂
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love those albums, but you cannot convince me either of them are better than Tool's Lateralus.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's crazy a QB who's expected to be mid is saying those expectations are just too high.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah yeah boyyeee! Arthritis in da hizzy!
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of all the things to care about in this broken world, freeing Palestine is probably Top 25 for me. But this doesn't even crack the top 500. Hate the man, move on.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How is Grandpa Munster not burning up in daylight?
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wanna know what PornHub has to say about this day.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Typeface Font brought to you by edgy Slipknot teen and roadside wrestling fans.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holy shit. For a second there I thought this was Benicio Del Toro and this was a movie clip.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NEW: On behalf of the Democratic Party we have filed in the U.S. Supreme Court to protect mail-in voting from the unprecedented effort by the Trump administration to subvert it.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My cousin Ivana Mai MTV can tell you nothing good will ever come of this.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Haunted House Bros! Saving 86% of our Dumbericans one castle at a time 🤜🤛
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spine. Meet backbone. No? Not even a handshake? Ok, whatever.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I will gladly buy all those haunted house mansions off your hands at a discount. Ya know, 'cz I have to do an exorcism or seance or whatever.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Leavitt: It should have been me in the trunk! 😭😭😭
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hans Gruber only tried to misuse $694 million in negotiable bearer bonds! Look what they did to him!
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Hans Gruber's Iconic Fall in Die Hard
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm old enough to remember Freedom Fries and the idiocy of it all.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No way! This Rudy??
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Borat: Giuliani Hotel Room Scene
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Big Moose Energy
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Moose Spotted on Road at Night
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Our pedo only did bad things when he was aligned with your party" is a level of cognitive dissonance that only Republicans can bring to the table.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trump is in peak physical condition. I have seen all the muscular AI photos!
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I made this for all the climate change deniers
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Prosecutor: Bear, did y-- Bear: YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
For acting chops, Tom Cruise. For best action sequences, Jackie Chan. For "I'd never miss an action movie of his opening weekend", Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pretty sure that's where he keeps Natalie.
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Yuser Gname @yusergname.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me but
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