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paisley pudge🦎

@yuri.mom
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a genderful burger experience she/it but im also just some guy you don't even know who i am 18+ NO MINORS This Space Is Actively NSFW Don't Try Me

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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 28/09/2026
Penis
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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Static @statty.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Commission for @yuri.mom o/ #miqote #ffxiv
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 17/07/2026
do you think he's ever thought a single thing before in his entire life
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🌈 SONNY 🖍 @sonzies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
she was made to be on my canvas ❄ #doodles #ffxiv #ff14 #evercold
a drawing of visna from final fantasy 14 smiling and doing her iconic peace sign over her eye. there is an abstract teal background behind her with stars.
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 06/09/2026
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 19/09/2026
paisley pudge
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Static @statty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Commission for @catgirlhell.art o/ #ffxiv #miqote
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willow @grimreapergutters.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
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sun also confirmed for flat ☀️ @vcr-wolfe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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max. @maxidango.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
on some bs idk
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killian @craterdogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
happy Rising event my shit's hard like 9/11 and my heart burns like jet fuel
a screenshot of npcs in Limsa Lominsa.
npc 1: My loins throb like Dalamud! My heart burns like Megaflare!
npc 2: You have such a way with words!
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 06/09/2026
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MILO 🐱 @milomeowmeow.art · 30/08/2026
#cadmeow 🔞sky-pirate morale programme
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 05/09/2026
carlton
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 03/09/2026
ocd thoughts are always shit like "i'm a bad person for thinking i'm a bad person"
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🐰The Ingenious Doll of La Hamcha🐰 @hamirapingpong.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
that's just goodslop. you only like it because it's [i shudder and my eyes roll back into my head. a breath i didn't know i was holding forces itself out of my lungs.] i have to beg lord Zhuge Liang to steer clear of Wuzhang
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 05/07/2026
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 31/08/2026
paisley pudge
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EpicYurianger 🏳️‍🌈 🀄️ @epicurianger.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Well. #FFXIVart #Art
Halmarut and Calyx in a homestuck fashion
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 27/06/2026
i need to show everyone this paisley pudge @milomeowmeow.art
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
aa spooky jumpscare hahah i got you heehee look how scared hahahahahahahaa i only want to see you in fear
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 30/08/2026
all my friends are reprehensible wastrels and perverts and it fucking rules. your network is your net worth #money
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 30/08/2026
oh shit did anyone hear that
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boss 🔞 @onahotech.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
happy boobs day (for a certain pp)
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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Tavi!! 💫 @tavi-time.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Finally I found it, one of the greatest ffxiv heritage posts
A screenshot showing an anon ask on tumblr saying “'sho is a pro abortion narrative wtf is happening in the game about h-posing cat girls and boyz?”
With tumblr user minovskyy responding “easy. the warriors body is being used as a vessel (womb) for all the excess light aether (jizz) in the first, which they are unaware will turn them into a lightwarden (bad sex ed-ucation). they cannot stop this process once it's begun (gestation and social pressure to become a mother) though unbeknownst to them the crystal exarch plans to take the light into his own body (adoption) and leave (sin-gle parenthood.
emet-selch (the state) interferes in this process (destruc-tion of social welfare systems). he wants to ensure his version of the future comes to pass (through mandatory reproductive labor) and cause another rejoining (reifica-tion of the nuclear family). the warrior must seek an alternative method of asserting their bodily autonomy (abor-tion and blow a hole in the chest of the man who would try to choose for them (not a metaphor).
in other words, Ardbert “the coat hanger” Hylfyst.
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dec @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
1900 inch nails: i am will fuck you like everything
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I know what happens in twilight princess. that game is 20 years old I've had time to check it out
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the story is true @dcellgames.com · 11/08/2026
This is Jamie Paige's fault somehow.
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 11/08/2026
they been posting my holes and somesuch on social web sites
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MILO 🐱 @milomeowmeow.art · 14/05/2026
#cadmeow vibte
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MILO 🐱 @milomeowmeow.art · 23/12/2025
#cadmeow woah ! ! !
kalia vibte and cadmium yellowheart clashing boobs
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 03/08/2026
penis
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 11/05/2026
we have to kill him
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 19/07/2026
great news you ungrateful animals nancy has blessed you and i with this yuria, everyone say thank you nancy #ThankYouNancy2026
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 25/07/2026
a new sexual difficulty emerges
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C L ⭐ Y @harpeaux.art · 24/07/2026
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 25/07/2026
i hope hoary boulder is in the next expac's msq so i can fuck her
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heathen !! ➡️TFCON ORLANDO @heathenish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Gris 🇲🇽 @ FRU @harething.com · 25/07/2026
you turn your viera nose fuzz off & fran ff12 breaks into your house & kills you
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 25/07/2026
Final Fantasy
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 17/07/2026
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🍁 BEAR @bearvamps.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
she’ll do anything but fucking work
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 26/08/2025
log on bitch
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 11/07/2026
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[Derogatory] @pioyua.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
bad image thursday
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paisley pudge🦎 @yuri.mom · 08/07/2026
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homerfan1738 @homerfan1738.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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