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Bob Kelly

@yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social
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The Clown Prince of Fantasy Baseball Guru, The Dynasty Guru, I think

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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 16h
See Montgomery Burns
Next up
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why, Sherman, surely, you've heard of Peabody
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If a starter pitcher is rolling, it's crazy to keep him in. No one will swing at a pitch bowled on the ground - at least not after the first few times
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most efficient books have writing that works on many levels. After all, it is really inefficient to have only one line per page.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whenever one door closes, another weeps.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today I learned that Bill Withers' "Lean on Me" is different from R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts." Everyone makes mistakes . . . SOMETIME.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looking at the savant column for home runs per park, I think the pitcher should be able to select the park for each pitch.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does a chicken realize it's made of four parts?
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They call them models but they don't mod. Noodle that one for a while.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I went to the All-Star Game and I was the only one there
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Am I wrong for feeling that this bass part is wasted? I guess I have to compare it to some alternative to determine the baseline for the bass line. youtu.be/FGv-2iP_KLE
youtu.be
Yoshi's Woolly World (Remix) - Super Smash Bros. for Wii U Music Extended
YouTube video by Ya boi knucks
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, now to check in and set my lineup on the roto league where I am hoping to catch up in several categories.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Before Rocky (1976), did tigers have eyes?
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People talking about how they will have better fantasy strategies next year are quitters. Anyone with real gumption would demand they re-play the season and make the results align with their preseason assumptions.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was going to make a joke but then I realized that most people wouldn't take it as a joke and the remaining few wouldn't think it was funny.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's too much. There's too much.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If vitamin A is so good for your eyes, why don't you take vitamin A eye drops? Don't believe the lies from Big Carrot.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A fox thinks many things, but a hedgehog ruminates over one big thing, the possibility of accidentally hurting someone with a sharp object. -Isaiah "Fake" Berlin
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yo, check this out. True sons of Tamburlaine are a 
scourge and a terror like this
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like DBZ but I'm always surprised how much love and reverence it gets.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To avoid the big crunch, can we convert mass into energy?
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trix cereal is going digital only
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think it's all a collective action problem but there's nothing I can do to stop it.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Years ago, I had a roommate who was brutally overworked. But no matter how much work he had, he had to play Smash Bros. for 30 minutes in the morning and 30 minutes in the evening. He wasn't really playing; just practicing one jumping attack in the morning and another in the evening.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Or else you are not sons of Tamburlaine.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have a new get rich quick scheme. I will follow Arthur from Ghouls and Ghosts and sell that dropped armor for scrap.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i keep thinking about how much rotational energy is wasted in a dragon punch global warming anyone
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tamburlaine: Be all a scourge and terror to the world, Or else you are not sons of Tamburlaine.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have a new get rich quick scheme. I will play high stakes poker with the boxers from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagining a modern-day Street Fighter saber metrics where data scientists are being hired to help train fighters on the value of i-frames.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey there, Mr.
Jambo Safari for European Wiiiiiii
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Found poetry poets.org/glossary/fou... Is it AI?
poets.org
Found Poem
Found poems take existing texts and refashion them, reorder them, and present them as poems.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Macbeth IV, 3: But I have none: the king-becoming graces, As justice, verity, temperance, stableness, Bounty, perseverance, mercy, lowliness, I have no relish of them, but abound In the division of each several crime, When pizza is laid on bagel, You can eat pizza anytime
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That's what they mean by champion caliber team. 82 wins www.mlb.com/news/hal-ste...
mlb.com
Hal: Yankees committed to fielding elite ballclub
The Official Site of Major League Baseball
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Was singing the Pizza Bagel jingle and wondering when intrusive commercial thoughts started and what people did before them.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There are two kids of videogames: Pong and Keno
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There are two kinds of videogames: Pong and Super Pong.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There are two kinds of videogames: Pong and Dragon's Lair
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is this more surprising than Espino?
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If Frederick Jackson Turner loved the frontier so much, why didn't he marry it?
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yo, the way Jazzy Jeff played And the dances Carlton swayed. West Philadelphia, born and raised. Those were the days!
Fresh Prince mashup
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Was Giant Machine a luchador?
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Real people don't just talk in cliches. I mean, there's stock phrases, epigraphs, and the like.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
People are sad about the end of summer, but you can make summer last forever. Seasons are based on the tilt of the Earth. When your hemisphere tilts away from the sun, it's winter. But you can just tilt more the other way.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is there a way to pivot from video?
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kool Aid Man trying to smile through his depression.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Needs one more rub corner guy.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
O's could probably use one more rub for the corners.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Had a dream about an asymmetric mr. bones 1v1 fighter. 2p is just a normal fighting game character who enters complicated commands to do normal fighting game moves, breaking off mr. bones's bones.
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Bob Kelly @yulsteinbrynner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think I was wrong about second half 2025 PCA being the real PCA. But . . . .
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