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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

“We’re gonna run Venezuela” Bitch, you can’t even run the Kennedy Center.

Trump, Rubio, and Nosfera— er, Stephen Miller.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Look, when the Teen tells you she approves of the fit, it would simply be folly not to document it.

Me in a mustard-yellow hoodie, cerulean cashmere scarf knotted jauntily around my neck, a terra-cotta puffer jacket, and my trusty Ray-Ban Wayfarers. The perfect fit for a hike that didn’t happen and morphed into brunch and shopping in Downtown Healdsburg instead.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Elf on a Shelf? No thanks. I’m OK with…

Will with a Drill - Will Byers holding a drill in Season 5 of Stranger Things.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Horse face meets horseshoe. Fuck both these grifters.

Medea Benjamin of Code Pink is cool with Marjorie Three Toes. The horseshoe is real.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Happy belated Heather Day to all who celebrate! IYKYK…

Me looking quite fetching in my pink, orange, and brown striped alpaca sweater for Heather Day. (It’s a Conan Gray thing.)

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Well this isn’t exactly what I’d call a surprise…

My top Apple Music song was Eleven Eleven by the incomparable Conan Gray.

Ms Taylor Alison Swift was my top artist overall, and The Life of a Showgirl was my top album.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

No, Stranger Things does not in fact have to kill any of the mains. But let me be clear: these two had better make it through without so much as a scratch, or I will not be responsible for my actions.

Will and Robin stand in a dirt tunnel, holding flashlights and looking up at Lucas, who is out of frame.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I’m a career creative director who’s created more logos, packaging, websites, videos, publications, and campaigns than I can count. I’d rather see this kind of thing every single day over that slick, soulless, genAI slop you “designed” with a glorified chatbot. And it isn’t even close.

“Graphic design is my passion” meme with bad typography, terrible color combinations, and an image of a clip art frog that still has the white background. Still better than AI.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Good god, what an absolute abomination of a shirt. I didn’t realize Chess King was still in business. Also, is he lactating?

JD Vance wears a tuxedo shirt with contrasting black piping on the placket, as well as contrasting black buttons.

JD Vance’s hideously ugly tuxedo shirt has a suspicious brownish yellow stain around his left nipple.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I want to live long enough to see the day when the smile is wiped from this rancid ghoul’s face for good.

Nosferatu, aka Stephen Miller, wears a shit-eating grin because he and the fetid goblin he calls a boss entertained a murderous Saudi dictator at the White House today.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

What in the McPoyle family …?

Tweet by Josh Koehn showing the press conference for the Republicans challenging Prop 50 in court, captioned
“Things not going great to start the presser for the California Republican Party lawsuit against Prop 50.”

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I mean, downward momentum is still momentum…

New York Post on Twitter:
Republicans have 'clear momentum' against
'broke, divided' Dems heading into 2026 midterms: internal memo. Sure, Jan.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re going as Auntie Mame’s hydraulic sofas designed by Danish modernist Yul Ooloo?

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

When you’re “Anti-Fascist”… except when it comes to a dude who chose to have Nazi iconography etched permanently into his skin, and kept it there for 20+ years 🥴

A self-described “anti-fascist” devising the Nazi tattoo guy:

Oh Ffs!
I'm sure everyone on this thread has a perfectly clean history with nothing in their past that would haunt them.
The guy served several tours in the Marines and the Army. They get tattoos in the military. Have you listened to his story? Huh?

Because who among us hasn’t had a Nazi symbol permanently etched into our skin?

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Grrr… the printer’s acting wonky so we won’t be carrying signs tomorrow. But I think they turned out quite well …

A sign designed using the visual elements of the California State flag, with the bear running aggressively toward the viewer. The words California Republic have been changed to read “don’t poke the bear.“

Sign showing King George from the schoolhouse rock video “no more kings.” George is looking angrily down at the words “no kings,” topped by a crown with a big red X through it.

Sign with the slogan “this is why we can’t have nice things,” with a big arrow pointing down to a tiny caricature of Donald Trump.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Taylor Swift’s Opalite necklace has 12 lightning bolts. Not 8. 12. 12 charms + the pendant = 13. Her favorite number. The math isn’t mathing quite as well now, is it? Feeling foolish yet?

Taylor Swift’s much-maligned Opalite necklace, which has 12 lightning bolts on it. Not the 8 that a bunch of disingenuous ops and credulous fools were claiming was a Nazi dog whistle.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Me anticipating my very racist aunt in Coeur d'Alene’s reaction to this development

VP Kamala Harris stands behind the seal of the Vice President of the United States, holding a glass of champagne and smiling as if she's trying not to laugh.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Jesus Eugene Jerome Cornelius Christ, people are dumb. It was only the biggest tour in human history. Put down the molly and the poppers and educate yourself.

A threads post comparing Taylor Swift to Charli XCX, that reads “I genuinely don't think Taylor could stand on a huge stage with no dancers, no props or backdrop and pull off an insane show like that”

A photo from the Eras Tour of Taylor Swift standing alone on stage, with no props or backup dancers, playing her guitar and holding the audience utterly spellbound during the solo acoustic section of the show.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Next week on a very special Saved by the Bell: Jessie gets Kelly hooked on speed too.

An emaciated and drawn-looking (except for the fillers in her face) Kristi Noem is posing manically in a CrossFit class, wearing American flag workout tights and red white and blue wrist and headbands.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

The Teen, looking through my camera roll after the Conan Gray show: Dad, you’re sooooo not beating the allegations that you have a crush on Conan… (Reader, I never denied it.)

Various photos of Conan Gray changing costumes on stage, taking off a sailor shirt to reveal a white tank top underneath.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Demasiado rapido, Benito mi amor. Todavía no hablo español lo suficientemente bien! Pero estoy aprendiéndolo …

A head-and-shoulders shot of Bad Bunny shirtless, lying on a gray towel. He’s wearing sunglasses with heart-shaped lenses and playfully sticking out his tongue.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Just confirmed - you can literally sing Ronnie Spector’s lead vocal from “Be My Baby” over the chorus of “Opalite.” Right down to the oh-oh-oh-ohs. Fucking iconic.

Taylor Swift in a short, strappy silver pailleted and fringed halter dress, sitting on the floor and leaning against the bed. She looks tan and moisturized and summery.

Taylor Swift wearing a headpiece of silver stars reminiscent of the iconic photo of Hedy Lamar in a similar one.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

There is nowhere near enough Taylor Swift on my skyline. ❤️‍🔥

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

In difficult times like these, I take comfort in the fact that I was pretty much born to have a teenage daughter.

A collection of Conan Gray friendship bracelets I made with the Teen, with song references including:
Affluenza;
Apple Apple;
Wilson ♥️ Brando;
It’s Just Polyester;
Ur No Romeo;
Summerchild.

We’re making more tonight.

Unbeknownst to the Teen, I snagged two of the exclusive CD releases the day they came out. As it turns out, they were the two she wanted most because they include jewelry. When I showed her the shipping receipt she just about plotzed. She posted the confirmation to her Instagram story with the following caption: “I think I’m gonna faint 😭 @yulooloo thank you for supporting my addiction.”

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

@rephuffman.bsky.social this is what you voted to honor when you voted in favor of a day honoring Charlie Kirk. As your constituent, I’m disgusted.

He was killed on camera. No one's family deserves to have to witness that. It's unthinkably cruel that people would then go on the internet and use their platform to say about an innocent man that "I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero."
"He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated."
I'm talking about George Floyd. You thought I was talking about Charlie Kirk?
No, those are actual quotes BY Charlie Kirk about George Floyd. Outrageous that anyone would say that of the dead, right?

Charlie Kirk words to remember
“BLACK WOMEN DO NOT HAVE THE PROCESSING POWER TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. YOU HAVE TO GO STEAL A WHITE PERSON'S SLOT."
“I CAN'T STAND THE WORD 'EMPATHY!
I THINK EMPATHY IS A MADE-UP NEW AGE TERM, AND IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE!"
“WE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE WHEN WE PASSED THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT IN THE 1960s.”
“MLK WAS AWFUL. HE'S NOT A GOOD PERSON."
“IF I SEE A BLACK PILOT, I'M GOING TO BE LIKE, 'BOY, I HOPE HE'S QUALIFIED''!”
“LGBTQ IS A SOCIAL CONTAGION.”
“WE NEED ARMED MILITIAS TO PREVENT THE DIMINISHING AND DECREASING OF WHITE DEMOGRAPHICS.”

Kirk: Stoning Gays To Death Is "God's Perfect
Law" 6/12/24
Kirk Calls For Shooting Migrants: "Use Lethal Force" 3/24/24
Kirk: Children Should Watch Televised
Executions 2/16/24
Charlie Kirk On Maine Mass Shooting: Buy
More Guns 10/26/23
Kirk: Biden Hates You, "Bring Guns To Public Places" 10/12/23
Charlie Kirk: Carry Guns In Case Of Attack (in the US) By Hamas 10/11/2023
Kirk: The Deep State May Do "The JFK Thing"
To Biden 9/15/23
Charlie Kirk: Biden Deserves "Prison Or Death
Penalty" 6/23/23
Charlie Kirk: Mass Shootings Are The Price Of Freedom 4/6/23
Charlie Kirk Flustered After Supporter Asks
"When Do We Get To Use Guns," When Do We "Kill These People?" 10/26/21
Charlie Kirk Hails Border Agents For Abusing Migrants: "The Rule Of Law And A Christian With A Gun" 9/21/21

Charlie Kirk’s toxic beliefs:

-Gay people should be stoned to death
-Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane
-Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband
-No one should be allowed to retire
-Leftists should not be allowed to move to red states
-British Colonialism was what "made the world decent"
-The guy who assaulted the Pelosi's should be bailed out
-Religious freedom should be terminated
-Multiple black politicians "stole white people's spots"
-MLK Jr was "an awful person"
-The Great Replacement Theory is reality
-Hydroxychloroquine cures COVID
-Vaccine requirements are "medical apartheid"
-Guns deaths are acceptable in order to have a 2nd amendment
-Women's natural place is under their husband's control
-Parents should prevent their daughters from taking birth control
-George Floyd had it coming, the Jan 6th protestors didn't
-The 1964 Civil Rights Act was a "huge mistake"
-Encouraged parents to protest mask mandates
-Mamdani winning in NY is a travesty because Muslims did 9/11
-Muslims only come to America to destabilize Western Civilization
-Palestine "doesn't exist" and those who support it are like the KKK

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

This may be my favorite Emmys moment of all time. To see Michael Urie, Bowen Yang and Colman Domingo light up with joy at Jeff Hiller’s Emmy win last night is just so pure and wonderful. Even Harrison Ford is almost smiling.

Michael Urie, Bowen Yang and Colman Domingo look overjoyed for Jeff Hiller as his name is announced for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

We really need adult supervision…

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Me watching “Thursday Murder Club”: I wonder if Pierce Brosnan ever had an awkward phase The Internet: bitch you WISH

A young Pierce Brosnan rocking a late-70s/early-80s mustache. I am unwell.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

This is the photo you take *after* the one where the camera steals your soul There’s got to be a portrait of him in an attic somewhere that looks like Jonathan Bailey 🤣💀 (h/t @annamaltese.bsky.social for posting this image)

Donald Trump, looking as pretty on the outside as he is on the inside.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Wow, Materialists is one of the most cynical films I’ve ever seen. The fact that we didn’t turn it off 2/3 of the way through is a testament to the (considerable) charm of the leads, but it still left a bad taste in my mouth. Chris’s haircut, though… 😍

Chris Evans is The Best Chris. And in Materialists, he has the best haircut.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Anything interesting happen today?

An glittery orange engagement ring on a blurred green background in the style of Taylor Swift’s upcoming album, The Life of a Showgirl.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

The people saying that Kamala “should have done what Newsom’s doing now” are the same people who’ve been saying for months that her campaign “didn’t have a message beyond ‘Orange Man Bad’.” Will they ever tire of being loud and wrong?

Kamala Harris in a camel suit jacket, looking into the camera with an incredulous “bitch please” expression.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Forget Jellyfish and Bonrad. I’m Team Redbird all the way. The Teen doesn’t agree, but she approves.

Tanner Zagarino, the actor who plays gay frat bro Redbird in “The Summer I Turned Pretty.”

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I don’t see what all the fuss is about

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

How can he stand for anything with those spindly little cricket legs?

Picture of a dude wearing long baggy black shorts with absurdly skinny, basically non-existent calves. left calf is tattooed with the word “Aryan”; Right calf with the word “Pride.”

Above the photo are the words “when there's no reason to have leg muscle because everything you stand for is weak.”

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

This. The Posse Comitatus Act doesn’t say “no domestic law enforcement using the military unless the President really, really wants to.” If he wants to use the military within the US, he needs an Act of Congress. Even if we’re literally in the middle of the Purge.

18 U.S.C. § 13854. Use of Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Force, and Space Force as posse comitatus: Whoever, except in cases and under
circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army, the Navy, the Marine Corps, the Air Force, or the Space Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the
laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Honestly that might’ve been the longest 34 minutes of my life.

The pie shop lady from And Just Like That, wearing horn-rim glasses and a sweater vest that’s the color(s) of Neapolitan ice cream, puts her hands on her hips and says, “ I’m so fucking exhausted.”

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Real men don’t own chickens, I guess.

Joann Rowling is a nauseating pile of puke. Her stupid-ass tweet reads “If you are born with egg-producing equipment, even if faulty, it's proof you are a woman.” Bitch…

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Ooo, a thinly-veiled homophobic euphemism. What a clever, edgy boy you are.

Some bellend added me to a list called “Rooster Lollipops.”

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Our neighborhood Thai spot has someone on staff who presumably does nothing but create hand-drawn notes for delivery orders, and it’s the cutest most delightful thing ever. (These are several weeks’ worth - we order often, but not THAT often …)

Cute illustrations on Post-Its that came with delivery orders from our neighborhood Thai restaurant.

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Ron in CA @yulooloo.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

The Teen and I just watched K-Pop Demon Hunters and we’re OBSESSED

Let’s just say I have a new GIF for “break out the popcorn.”

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