Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 5hHad to help my sister dogsit this dog and he was the worse behaved dog I’ve maybe ever dogsat. Chewed on his leash, barked at us for attention, not well leash trained, no manners. Bad vibes dude. 230
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My new fan I got for white noise to help me fall asleep is now making a really annoying clicking noise when it’s on. I just bought it a few months ago 😭 110
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Justice for oatmeal raisin cookies. They are good. 4122
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I got some apples I don’t like on acccident (fujis) so i am making a mini apple crisp 🍎🍏🍎 050
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I had a dream that there wasn’t enough light to accurately pour milk into my cereal 170
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mavis was bugging me and it turns out she just wanted some couch time with me because I went out for lunch when I usually hang out with her. 🥹 140
Reposted by Jules pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026very funny how everyone forgets about the boycott whenever there’s a listicle 0182
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I guess I am bi, or pan, or queer. Hard to be anything else when you are non binary, any gender is fine thanks. 050
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just got home and saw a coyote in the courtyard ack!!! 140
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Resident Evil was a blast. Austin Abrams scream KING 010
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Watching the Jeff Buckley documentary. I still have his live album in my car, my friend burned it for me in high school. What a legend. 020
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Now I’m watching Riki-Oh which is a very different vibe 110
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just watched an insane movie where an adult man falls in love with a 13 year old Natalie Portman and they intend it to be charming and romantic????? GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER 061
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sometimes all you need is a giant mango lemonade at the street fair 040
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tubi has a collection just for Queen Latifah movies. I love Tubi 110
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think the sensor in my tv broke. The remote stopped working so I got the same remote and it didn’t work. So I got a universal remote and that doesn’t work. So now I have a tv I need to manually turn on and off 😭 121
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Seeing a lot of local jobs online that are part time. There’s a part time executive director job???? Fucking bleak. Nobody wants to give anyone benefits. 040
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Practical Magic 2 was laughably bad but Lee Pace? Lee pace is 6’5” 😌 060
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My tooth broke and I am going to the dentist today. Wish me luck 230
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You ever look at a picture of yourself too long and then you think I am a freak alien creature!!!! Anyway happy Monday 280
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have a funny Macklemore story but I don’t want to post it on a public platform so uhhh shoutout to him. Seems like a solid dude. His music is not for me but that’s fine. 060
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026No funner stoned activity than cleaning up dog vomit yay 040
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just lit a match in my bathroom and the match head flew off onto my towel and a flame traveled up the towel. Luckily it went out and I did not burn my apartment down 140
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I had a dream I was trying to play a VHS of Van Helsing and the tv screen went red and the VCR ate my VHS. Nightmare 150
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So I work with clients that sell things online. I have a separate work computer with separate emails and logins for work only. So why did I get an ad for a client’s product on my personal Instagram??? Scary. The only thing I can think of is the WiFi? 010
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just bought a silly clothing item based on on Instagram ad. They got me. But it’s also practical soooo it’s ok 130
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just got a movie ticket for a day I am seeing a comedy show oops oh well 000
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I saw By Hook or by Crook last night with a crowd of queer and trans masc people and it was incredible. More trans masc movies!!! 010
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Was just walking home after a movie and a man about 50 feet in front of me casually pulls out a machete…. Um okayyyy 130
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The remote for my tv just stopped working today. I ordered another one but I am concerned it might also not work? I wish I knew more about tv remote technology 010
Reposted by Jules Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026my friends and I finishing Big Walk 042451
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Someone on my Instagram asked if anyone has a gong they can borrow. Sorry diva I’m fresh out of gongs 071
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My hand hurts and I think it’s because I use my phone too much 😭 100
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Watching Uptown Girls, Brittany Murphy was so charming. 020
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m watching Runaway Bride, a movie where Julia Roberts rides horse in a wedding dress 130
Reposted by Jules Jeanie Finlay @jeaniefinlay.com · 05/09/2026My film @yrfatfriendfilm.bsky.social about the brilliant @yrfatfriend.bsky.social is streaming now! 435272
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Why are some minions movies on Peacock but not all of them???? I need to watch them all!!!!! 010
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am having tummy troubles and I have a date tonight. Pray for me. 030
Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I hate the term “vibe coded”. Don’t bring vibes into this, you should be forced to admit you used AI. Or just call it fart coded. 240