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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 5h
Had to help my sister dogsit this dog and he was the worse behaved dog I’ve maybe ever dogsat. Chewed on his leash, barked at us for attention, not well leash trained, no manners. Bad vibes dude.
A black lab sitting in the back of the car
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Notice of rent increase in the mail today 😔
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TOEM 2 TOEM 2 TOEM 2 TOEM 2 wahooooooo
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My new fan I got for white noise to help me fall asleep is now making a really annoying clicking noise when it’s on. I just bought it a few months ago 😭
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Justice for oatmeal raisin cookies. They are good.
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got some apples I don’t like on acccident (fujis) so i am making a mini apple crisp 🍎🍏🍎
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had a dream that there wasn’t enough light to accurately pour milk into my cereal
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mavis was bugging me and it turns out she just wanted some couch time with me because I went out for lunch when I usually hang out with her. 🥹
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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
very funny how everyone forgets about the boycott whenever there’s a listicle
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess I am bi, or pan, or queer. Hard to be anything else when you are non binary, any gender is fine thanks.
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just got home and saw a coyote in the courtyard ack!!!
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil was a blast. Austin Abrams scream KING
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watching the Jeff Buckley documentary. I still have his live album in my car, my friend burned it for me in high school. What a legend.
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made a snoopy stamp today
A blue eraser with snoopy and a heart carved into it next to a yellow piece of paper with the snoopy and heart stamped onto it
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now I’m watching Riki-Oh which is a very different vibe
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I decided to watch a good movie for once
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just watched an insane movie where an adult man falls in love with a 13 year old Natalie Portman and they intend it to be charming and romantic????? GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes all you need is a giant mango lemonade at the street fair
A big deli container of mango lemonade. The sticker says Igglu lemonade stand.
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just finished a book. Wow.
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tubi has a collection just for Queen Latifah movies. I love Tubi
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am watching a bad 2009 rom com on tubi
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think the sensor in my tv broke. The remote stopped working so I got the same remote and it didn’t work. So I got a universal remote and that doesn’t work. So now I have a tv I need to manually turn on and off 😭
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seeing a lot of local jobs online that are part time. There’s a part time executive director job???? Fucking bleak. Nobody wants to give anyone benefits.
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Practical Magic 2 was laughably bad but Lee Pace? Lee pace is 6’5” 😌
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My tooth broke and I am going to the dentist today. Wish me luck
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You ever look at a picture of yourself too long and then you think I am a freak alien creature!!!! Anyway happy Monday
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have a funny Macklemore story but I don’t want to post it on a public platform so uhhh shoutout to him. Seems like a solid dude. His music is not for me but that’s fine.
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No funner stoned activity than cleaning up dog vomit yay
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just lit a match in my bathroom and the match head flew off onto my towel and a flame traveled up the towel. Luckily it went out and I did not burn my apartment down
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I had a dream I was trying to play a VHS of Van Helsing and the tv screen went red and the VCR ate my VHS. Nightmare
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So I work with clients that sell things online. I have a separate work computer with separate emails and logins for work only. So why did I get an ad for a client’s product on my personal Instagram??? Scary. The only thing I can think of is the WiFi?
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just bought a silly clothing item based on on Instagram ad. They got me. But it’s also practical soooo it’s ok
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just got a movie ticket for a day I am seeing a comedy show oops oh well
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I saw By Hook or by Crook last night with a crowd of queer and trans masc people and it was incredible. More trans masc movies!!!
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Was just walking home after a movie and a man about 50 feet in front of me casually pulls out a machete…. Um okayyyy
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The remote for my tv just stopped working today. I ordered another one but I am concerned it might also not work? I wish I knew more about tv remote technology
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It smells like old potatoes in my apartment lobby
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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my friends and I finishing Big Walk
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I donated a big bag of clothes today yahoooo
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Someone on my Instagram asked if anyone has a gong they can borrow. Sorry diva I’m fresh out of gongs
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My hand hurts and I think it’s because I use my phone too much 😭
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watching Uptown Girls, Brittany Murphy was so charming.
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m watching Runaway Bride, a movie where Julia Roberts rides horse in a wedding dress
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Jeanie Finlay @jeaniefinlay.com · 05/09/2026
My film @yrfatfriendfilm.bsky.social about the brilliant @yrfatfriend.bsky.social is streaming now!
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why are some minions movies on Peacock but not all of them???? I need to watch them all!!!!!
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m not taking the dialect quiz, it’s too long
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am having tummy troubles and I have a date tonight. Pray for me.
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just let me get the shotttttttttt
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I had a really horrible dream last night. Ugh
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Jules @yrpretendfriend.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I hate the term “vibe coded”. Don’t bring vibes into this, you should be forced to admit you used AI. Or just call it fart coded.
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