Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You have to pass it to the left, else it is considered most rude. 020
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Tell us what stocks you invested in and we'll tell you where to hide during the revolution! 010
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Tilting the little replica towers in before selling them to tourists in Pisa 100
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Making the canals slightly skinnier to fit more riverfront properties in Suez. 100
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024He then spent a while working and travelling. Did a gig throwing peas off the top of the Eiffel Tower in france 100
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Regulated how many limes a member of the congregation would throw into the pastor’s hat whenever they said the word “Jesus”. Increased it to 1. Cut the scurvy rate amongst clergy in half. 100
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Got a job in the church regulatory body, specifying, amongst other things, the exact ratio between the length of the “arms” and the “leg” of the crosses. (Sorry i don't know the technical terms) 100
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Then he moved into the medical field, pulling the fruit seeds out of people’s stomachs so trees didn’t grow in there. 100
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Worked in construction licking the bottom of paving slabs to stick them to the floor. 100
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024He was befriending rats in the wild for local laboratories 100
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 28/12/2024My brother has had a lot of odd and sometimes weird jobs in the past so I'll document some of them here 🧵 143
Yout @yout-bit.bsky.social · 07/11/2024What the actual fuck you valour stealing bastard *I* knocked that tooth out you scrupleless slab 0112
