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˚. ✦ 27 .˳·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚ forensic scientist ☾☼married ☆.𓋼𓍊 my flabbers be gasted daily𓍊𓋼𓍊.☆

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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ABBA loves lizards. Lizards don’t love ABBA.
A cat with her paw on the window looking at a lizard on the outside
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got to send my first corporate, “It has been brought to my attention *insert what they did wrong* hope this helps!” Petty email today and I am on cloud 9
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
actually in a panic bc I was told my weight recently and im gonna freak out
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me getting upset at Rina bc she never took cold medicine
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
PART 2 of public shaming bc she still hasn’t gotten cold medicine for her cold
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Public shame post bc someone (Rina) won’t take cold medicine for their cold
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Bubbles' Sleepy Monday Morning
Alt: Bubbles' sleepy face
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nothing screams “your presence is wanted at this event” than the invite saying “oh the person it’s for doesn’t remember you after insulting the shit out of you” Like no I’m not going? Tf?
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is Tiberius and his favorite suitcase. Last week, my husband left it on a sidewalk outside our Nashville hotel. After many calls and $$$ in shipping, the suitcase finally made it home. Tiberius immediately reclaimed it. He’s happy. I need a new suitcase so I don’t lose his again.
an orange cat sitting on a black suitcase that is on a couch
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My bestie told me to try eating pringles hamburger style instead of hot dog style and I’ve never gone back
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the friend who battled the Ticketmaster war for me 🫡🫡💕
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
wooo
A girl dyeing her hair red
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Get yourself a friend who will battle the Ticketmaster war for you bc you just started a job and couldn’t be in your car trying to score tickets to see your favorite band
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
7pm and I just remembered to eat. I stg if I work from home and don’t have set meal times anymore I’m gonna forget all the time :(
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Complaining that your hair is fried after bleaching it every other week bc you can’t decide on a hair color actually drives me insane Like oh no The consequences Of your actionssssss
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
People dude persons I need hair dye advice due to the fact my hair dresser moved to NYC and I don’t want to get a new one What are some decent hair dye brands (my hair is red) that won’t stain everything I lay on ?
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Was talking about student loan debt and this guy at work told me I should’ve joined the service if I didn’t want to pay for college Sir I have a heart condition Tf you mean
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
People on the internet are asking me questions about forensics and I’m so excited to actually give factual information instead of what they see on tv shows 🥹🥹
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It’s my mom’s death anniversary and I’m not really doing great. If you or someone you know is struggling with addiction/mental health, please seek help. You are worth recovery. www.samhsa.gov/find-help/he...
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
WORRY NOT I found my sunglasses
Girl with sunglasses
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I guess appointing someone with 0 political experience to take over for her dead brother that was a senator would be scarier if he did anything useful while he was senator
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I can’t find these sunglasses anywhere but I know if I buy another pair that the pair I lost will magically appear
Girl with brown hair and a red shirt sitting in a car with sunglasses on
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My husband complaining that my nana wants to clean this weekend bc orkin is coming is ironic bc both have forgotten my birthday
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
my best friend and her hubband got me dis and it’s my favorite shirt
A grey tshirt with a hot dog logo that has Chicago wieners written on it
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Changing my bio from ‘forensic science major’ to ‘forensic scientist’ bc IM DONE WITH MY DEGREE BAYBEE
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My best friend lives in a whole other state and I’m actually p mad at the universe about it
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Not a single member of my family minus my husband said congrats to me for finishing school. Like I got a whole ass bachelors degree and all anyone can think about is the free time I’ll have to help with things?
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Katara and Zuko should’ve ended up together I stg
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You can’t blame your parents for not teaching you how to be an adult if you’re in your 30s. No one has life figured out but like, not knowing how a credit card works in your 30s is insane work.
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I haven’t been able to unpack :(
Orange cat on red suitcase
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
don’t worry guys, we have been reunited and she is content again
Cat under green blanket
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
2Kool4Skool
Girl with glasses in car with brownish red hair and yellow dress with blue flowers
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I need iPhones to have a stronger vibrate or like notify you if you didn’t see a message with your phone unlocked
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I hate traveling alone bc I can’t leave my bag with someone at the gate to use the restroom :(
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wym I have to get on a plane and leave my daughter for a week
Cat curled up in green blanket with toe beans sticking out
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Boy you must be gargling laxatives for breakfast with all the shit you spewing all day
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My coworker unknowingly called me dumb (she didn’t know my employee number) and when I told her that was my number, she IMMEDIATELY started back tracking Like no, OWN it. (I ended up being correct and she was incorrect on the thing she called me dumb about)
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’m starting to forget what my mother’s voice sounded like and I’m like, having a issue with it
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Lowkey wanna take the lsat for funsies
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I order vegan buffalo wings and Darius tried to substitute it with real chicken wings 😭
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I feel nothing and everything at the same time
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
One of my closest friends died yesterday. I talked to him on the phone the other day and complained after we hung up that he was a yapper bc I was doing homework. He was here and now he’s not I’d give anything to hear another story
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
According to my husband I look like the biggest fucking bitch 90% of the time and that’s why people think I’m intimidating and mean (:
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We love having to cancel v important appointments/procedures because I can’t afford them. Love healthcare in the US.
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
John Williams: classic brass king Danny Elfman: spooky choral loving goth composition lord Hans Zimmer: homie knows how to use a full orchestra
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My hair dresser is moving back to box dye I go
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’ve had one day off in the last 2 weeks and I wanna CRY
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A girl who used to bully me in middle school and cheat off my work in high school is now an elementary school teacher. I know people can change, but like…
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a close up of a white and brown cat sitting on a table looking at the camera .
Alt: a close up of a white and brown cat sitting on a table looking at the camera .
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Me before my root canal and dental appointments: no pain Me after my root canal and temp crown: I CANT EVEN DRINK A MILKSHAKE SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
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a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me above her
Alt: a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me above her
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Does anyone have any record player suggestions?
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Cat ✨ @yourtypicalcat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Taking pictures with my cat with filters is my new favorite thing to do
A girl and her cat with blushing heart filter on their cheeks
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