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@yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social
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minor - she/they NSFW DNI amateur game developer so very normal about hades two currently into: ULTRAKILL UNBEATABLE Sephiria Slay the Spire II DELTARUNE Celeste Pronoun Palace

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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 6h
i would be so good at this new unbeatable chart if it wasn’t for the fact that i’m not good at it at all
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hazel @bloodylovinggirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a police car is the opposite of a bus if you give money to someone else, a bus takes you somewhere you wanna go if you take money from someone else, a police car takes you somewhere you dont wanna go
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me in the shower: “i would be good at stand up comedy” bitch you had a panic attack last night over sending an email
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am the only UNBEATABLE player on the leaderboard with exactly 12.345 rating. i think that means i win a million dollars
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fuck violet vessel all my homies hate violet vessel
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
streamer did not realize omori was a horror game until it started horror game-ing many such cases
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
anyways i looked up deltarune on ao3 for the first time today and holy shit i see what people mean when they say tenna is overrated
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
welcome to uhhhh deltarune fanfiction we got uhhh: -discontinued -spamtenna porn -he/him’s kris in the description -abandoned -even more spamtenna porn -like seriously what the fuck is up with the spamtenna porn -this one was also discontinued
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
she’s worried about how long the chapter will take
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
streamer about to play the chapter 5 weird route and is talking about seeing the flowers again oh you poor child
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Radi :3 @radiantcathode.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why do coughdrops have to taste angelic, im gonna od on these things </3
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ACAB does apply to undyne but *not* to napstablook. there are formulas for this kind of thing
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the story is true @dcellgames.com · 16/09/2026
despite having the phrase "dream diary," the word "unbeatable," the word "anime," the word "players" AND several terms that are associated or related with or to various people who make up a lot of our audience this post has nothing to do with us or video games at all. i had to read it four times
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STARBOY⭐️! @delectable-soup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"nonverbal time" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! STOP MISUSING TERMS THAT APPLY TO NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE!!!!!!! I DONT CARE!!! I DONT CARE!!!! YOU ARE **NOT** NONVERBAL YOU ARE JUST INTROVERTED!!!!!! (unless someone is genuinely nonverbal you guys get my point)
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i guarantee you this exact post has been made at least twenty times on this website no i will not be checking
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
noobshipper vs proshipper vs hackershipper vs godshipper
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
woahhhh likebombed,,,,
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
eugh this entire park smells like cigarette smoke right now because of one person
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my fingers are afterburning wow this chart is hard
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MEGA GOLISOPOD GETS TOUGH CLAWS WE’RE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKKK
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i wish the flowery fight gave you access to dualheal
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i remember seeing this joke but i cant find it anymore so i remade it
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
something something transfem communication protocol
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the fun part of testing shit like this is you can just put whatever
showConversation(
[
“ababa awawawa”,
“mraow mrrp :3”,
“wruff awoo”
]
)
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yuriꜝꜝ @yuri.fluffy.monster · 11/08/2026
📌 #promosky hi i'm yuri ✨ lf interactive followers ⋆ main interests and some info in image ⋆ read before you follow → engagetheenemy.straw.page ⋆ art acc is @wwaaku.bsky.social, follow it too 🎊 # whatever # follow me ↺ & ♡ appreciated 🌤
an image with text and a cg from omori with basil and sunny on it. the text is:

yuri //
22, he/him, fr/en

interests: xenoblade, pokémon, fire emblem, the legend of zelda, undertale / deltarune, yo-kai watch, hatsune miku, splatoon, omori, reverse: 1999, morimens, ace attorney (1 to 5), persona (3, 4 & 5), ENA, kagerou project / mekakucity actors, formula 1, etc....

don't follow me only to become mutuals, i hardly follow back (#scared soz). shared interests & interactiveness preferred. talk to #me i am just a boy i love talking please pleas
i also don't follow first, #scared once again
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
3 hour slay the spire video essay that goes deep into probability math i am eating well tonight
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i think this is one of the best levels in the advanced lobby, the gimmick strikes a great balance of being fairly intuitive to use and read after you get used to it while also being used in a lot of different creative ways
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
lebron james reportedly forgot that transforming status cards transforms them into other statuses
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
hey team can we make this blow up
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sometimes programming feels like an elaborate joke
var newHero: Hero = Hero.new()
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
OHHHH it’s because he’s a power strip
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
rate my knight candidate tier list
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
me when i forget my bluesky password again the second time
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
sometimes i need to take a step back and appreciate how dystopian the internet is
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i‘m in my one week “urge to play minecraft” phase so i’m starting a create survival world
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i'm simply goated
a results screen in the video game UNBEATABLE, showing the song "no eulogies" completed on unbeatable difficulty with 95.8% accuracy
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hi i was told to post this
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the story is true @dcellgames.com · 28/07/2026
[to the tune of no eulogies] i saw the odyssey in imax seventy i had a middle seat late night morning timeslot two thirty it's got a lotta scenes his wife's penelope tom holland's gotta think it's so cool to be in two movies
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
the english language is the linguistic equivalent of spaghetti code
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
based on a conversation i had during a slay the spire 2 multiplayer run
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
according to the game i am the 690th highest rated UNBEATABLE player. i don’t know how to feel about this but i’m not good enough at any of these charts to change that
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
anyways my biggest criticism of chapter 5 is that the ralsei okay joke was kinda forced this time around
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i feel like people aren’t talking about the fact that the festival theme just spams the gaster motif part of girl next door at you that caught me off guard the first time
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
sometimes space joker will sit in your lineup the whole game and never fire once and sometimes you’ll get it for the sticker the round before the ante 8 boss blind and it’ll give you 3 pair levels and eat a crimson heart debuff when you don’t need it at all
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i’ve just fully accepted that the knight is some bullshit that hasn’t been explained properly yet, my bet is that it is something titan related and that it is Dess but Not Actually in the same way flowey is Asriel but Not Actually but i am ready to be wrong
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
deltarune spoilers: yknow i would believe in rudy knight a bit more if he wasn’t super mega ultra dead, i feel like it would cheapen the impact of his illness on the story for him to be secretly the main villain up til now
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
code red code red FRIEND lore in deltarune bug fix patch
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
happy pride month 2 everyone
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
youtube why the fuck do you show me like twenty community posts in a row i‘m on your app to watch goddamn videos
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strawberry jam @yourstrawberryjam.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
new pfp :3
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