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LocalAppalachianCryptid

@yourstepdm.bsky.social
347 followers 706 following 2K posts

He/They/Any (Agender Cryptid) 34; Pan; Fox Owner; Non-monogamous Hello! 👋 You've found my page, take a breather! You'll probably find lots of nsfw things within. FAIR WARNING I GET MY JUNK OUT FROM TIME TO TIME HERE

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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dead wife? Stick figure jokes??
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My starchy husband
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well hey, if that does end up being the case I have a flag for you!!
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Very normal about this angle and pose!! Astonishing~ 🌟🌟🌟
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is this a shark.???
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is one of my favorite images: would you rate it on a scale of 1 to 5 Trouts?
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tbh first in seeing of this one but man, something about her...
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I've been outta MTG for almost 4 years now, and this is not a recommendation based on power, but I ran a mono-white Anafenza Bolster deck and honestly it's some of the most fun I ever had. You build it right and it's just a loop of "I'll bolster- and I'll bolster- and I'll bolster- and I'll bol-"
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I CAST
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hell yeah we love a good fuckin' QUUUIIIIZZZZZZ Found it interesting Justice was so low- of course I *wanted* Determination to be higher (personal bias based on just uh, life events ig) but I also answered a decent amount of questions neutrally so I'm *sure* that didn't help lmao.
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ojbshit congratulations!!! 🎉
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A spades a spade and a butth obsessed- or something like that!! For anybody curious as to the source material: (You should be, Crooked Cat is rad)
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
SICK
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*is extremely fucking jazzed*
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
LETS GO GAMBLING
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Man, here too? I cannot escape!!
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The consequences of fun 💔
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
OH!! I get to whip out the meme!!
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Real actual image of when the world conspires against you (ruins your day)
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Man I have been throwing Beatrix LeBeau (Slime Rancher) at the metaphorical wall of suggestion threads for YEARS (I mean this politely of course, no artist has ever owed me anything from a /suggestion/ post for cryin' out loud)
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
BEEP BEEP
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Well now I have share this one with formatting that looks like it says "Meat Coffee"
Poorly formatted blue ballcap with gold text. Text is supposed to read "You Had Me At Coffee" but due to the aforementioned formatting issues it appears to read as "You Had Meat Coffee"
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Gifting you a cup of coffsune Miku in these trying times
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Meanwhile I need to keep my mfer away from sharp objects when it's close to feeding time (he doesn't deserve a cradle- you can have the best one)
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
But has anyone considered... becoming one... with Yuri?
Pictured, Yuri, from Command and Conquer, making eyes at and mugging the camera.
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
You're never gonna BEElieve this 🐝
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Also shoutout to my partner for finding this beaut'
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Me every time Fresh Idiot (Kinki) comes across my internet adventures
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My looooong void Sorin~!
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This you??? 🤔
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Wrong it's actually just Tiger sauce
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Same! I liEK BEANZ (Moderate sound warning)
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Casting:
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
POV the food is good and so you just GOTTA INHALE IT
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Wrong- *our* penis.
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
OH I HAVE A THING
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Me, trying to perceive those alien sexual geometries:
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Oh no excuse me I seem to have lost my Convenient Pile of Catnip!!
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
HELL YEAH
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LocalAppalachianCryptid @yourstepdm.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I cast:
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