Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 8hJust a reminder that spending £10 a day on lunch at work is £13,000 after five years (and that's without putting it in an account with good interest rates) BRING THE SANDWICH 🥪 0120
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 8hStarting off strong with Day 1: The Shining (1980) I'm doing a #31daysofhorror for October 🔪 3190
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 23hDesigned something really cool today, wish I could show you as it's pretty good but then you'd find out where I work and wait outside for me, emerge from the bushes and bag me and drive me to a self storage container and chop me into little pieces then taxidermy what's left of me 7150
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 23hMe deleting all my posts as part safety, part denial ⛓️ 0150
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026La Vie Est Belle is the perfume I'm wearing today, if anyone wants to go sniff the samples in Selfridges (it's happened before and I'm sure it will happen again) 1110
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My underboob brings all the (good) boys to the yard 10726
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not being funny but I smell fucking delicious, that's one thing I'll say with my chest... - vanilla body wash - shea butter moisturiser - tobacco vanille perfume Bish bash bosh don't chat to me big man 5240
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I like this game of let's make me largely unidentifiable 11604
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just a lil somethin to take the edge off x 4340
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you're wondering what I'm doing I'm lay in bed at 2pm spiralling because of aforementioned lack of decaf, hence the posts (hence the crisps) 2130
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not that anyone asked but I have a coffee station in my house which I got a custom neon sign made for that says "fuckoffee" 1180
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My internal monologue says "be reet" even when my whole world has been falling apart...may even get a neon sign with that written on it to go in my living room. Basically "this too shall pass" but in northern English? 1100
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Forgot to say "decaf" when ordering my iced coffee and now I'm having heart palpitations 😵💫 3150
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Reminder of the day: you’re allowed to be proud of yourself for things which may seem mundane or are just part of the every day routine, for most. You're doing great sweetie. 1143
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Alright, I confess. I'm a lover girl. It's all a facade 2130
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They curve, or perhaps they cage white parentheses closing slowly around the small, unfinished animal of my heart. 4494
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This morning’s mushroom spotting 🍄 living 20 walking seconds from a forest soothes me in ways I didn't even know I needed, on a daily basis. My previous suburban life could never 2130
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Cropping my tattoos out of everything = safe (ish?) 8412
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Think I'm gonna do a horror film recommendation a day for October/Halloween, #31daysofhorror ? 🎃👻 2130
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I didn't realise that when you're 30 you can often relate far more to someone who is 40 compared to someone who is 20. Does this mean I'm a proper adult or nah? 4120
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Forgot how much I love Enter Shikari, for a hot minute 1100
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The men who pursued me whilst they were 30+ when I was 16/17 are truly jarring. Only now I'm the one who's 30+ do I understand HOW jarring. You're basically going after a kid. I was doing my A levels for fucks sake. 2190
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People are often quietly rooting for you, and way more than you think 😊 1328
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Those who announce at every opportunity they are XYZ, are very rarely that thing. "I'm SO loyal" "I'm a massive girls' girl" "I don't care what people think" "I'm not like other people" "I'm really authentic" "I've stayed really humble" Almost like they're trying to convince themselves 🤷 5290
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This could be us but you playin (yes I rapidly change tone) 6221
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I used to write it off as hippy dippy bollocks but I promise you, hugging a tree can bring a soothing to your soul. They remove all the noise and allow you to just.. be. They feel all knowing, without being all judging. So in short...give it a whirl, and give your fave tree a hug from me too 😆🌱 2150
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Getting someone get excited about seemingly small things is rather endearing 😊 1181
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm deep and reflective this autumn evening but I can assure you....I will be back on my bullshit soon x 1150
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026After I had come to the decision to leave; I truly believe it was no coincidence that the next man showed me love could be gentle, kind, safe, as only then was I ready to accept it in that form. He didn't "heal" me, but he created space for me to continue healing, and I'll never forget it. 🌹 3240
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sounds like a strange thing to say, but I am grateful for an abusive relationship I once had; it taught me to recognise the patterns, to know my worth, and to never again accept even a whisper of that treatment - nor will I, for as long as I live. So thank you, Ben, you big prick. And for the inspo. 3160
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The jeans I've held onto for 10+ years (didn't even fit me for 8 of them) 10564
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I suppose a dragon is apt, as a half-Welsh woman 🐉 🐉 🐉 fralexander.github.io/my-bsky-team/ #MyBlueskyTeam 1132
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What an absolute weapon tagging the police hahahaha 790
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My feed will be mushrooms until further notice. Thank you for your attention. 41667
Reposted by Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤prettyinreverbb.bsky.social @prettyinreverbb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I should be at home being worshipped not at work being told what to do 2161
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Go on, which one am I? (I feel there's truly only one correct answer here) 8120
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The Human Sirenpede 𓆨 Lil blend of: Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy Kilmersdon - Foreign Concept 4413
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026All that runs through my head when I'm out later than usual is "on the positive side, this night can really ONLY get better as I'll be getting into my warm comfy bed later" 🛏️ 0160
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You'll thank the ache. You'll thank the nights that almost convinced you there was nothing left. It was never going to be easy. You are in the midst of your own becoming. ✨ 0120
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Re uploading as I deem them "safe", identity wise 9582
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'd respect someone more if they said "disrespectfully" instead of saying "respectfully" then proceeding to say something disrespectful 4210
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What's your origin story? I was born [predictive text]. I was born in the UK and you don't want me to get it done for you to be careful on your phone away from the office but it's a good idea for you and your mum to do that and I will let me be with me and you will have a good night. 290
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Winter getaway all booked to one of my favourite places 🥰 3180
Your Secret Siren 🌊 🖤 @yoursecretsiren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What’s it like inside your head? (so NOT rainbow rhythms) 2110