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Your Pal Terence

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Neurodivergent overthinker who loves a good story and good people. Opinions expressed are mine alone. If you're MAGA, we can't be friends. Don't bother trying. I said I love *good* people.

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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nothing says Christian nation quite like sanctioning the body that investigates and prosecutes war crimes, and deciding not only to keep the barbaric practice of execution, but also to *televise* them.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hitl'orange heard how his body in North Korea has snipers who will kill anyone who, even unknowingly, gets within an arbitrary radius of their goofy little "leader," and that's why the ridiculous Arc d'Chump is intended to have sniper nests and drone bays.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've got news for Hitl'orange, Kegseth, and all their warmongering fellators. We absolutely will allow you to be investigated, arrested, tried, and sentenced by the International Criminal Court for your many war crimes. Your only hope of avoiding that is to punch your own tickets beforehand.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I remind you all that we don't have to let him, his family, or his friends and cronies keep *any* of it. We can strip them of every dime and throw them into a deep, dark hole where no one will ever see or hear from them again. We can use the power SCOTUS granted the presidency to set things right.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When stereotypically insecure, faux "alpha male" frat bros are put in charge:
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It must chap Hitl'orange's diaper bigly that he can't go after the "Kill your local pedophile" shirt guy for making threats against him, because, in order to do so, he would have to admit publicly that he is, in fact, a pedophile.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Weirdly seeing a spike in Muskrat's douche canoes on the road in the DMV lately. #cyberfucks
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sci-fi fans should remember this existing in a few works of speculative fiction, nearly always referred to as a *slaver's* glove. It's unsurprising that the neo-Nazis of this "administration" would have their little nubbins fully erect over the prospect of using such evil tech in the real world.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Treasury lapdog Pissant really has this atheist thinking a lot about Revelation 13:17. Strange that the Bible thumpers *don't* seem to be thinking about it, in light of Pissant's authoritarian Beast of a master's face being stamped onto the money...
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It makes no sense for Kash Poor to make FBI assets available for an investigation of Linseed's death. We have no laws under which the Ancient Turtle's life-stealing magics can be prosecuted.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I wish more pastors actually embodied the meaning of the term as well as this man is with this speech.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
POSUS Hitl'orange continues to prove irony is a concept thoroughly alien to conservatives, vomiting out a speech in which he warns the US must guard against allowing our Constitution and the institutions that protect our liberties to be undermined and swept away.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Civil and Constitutional right-infringement. Theft. Destruction of property. Desecration of the flag. Just another day for the jackbooted faketriots planting loving kisses on Hitl'orange's little nubbin.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Independence Day is a time for USians to rededicate ourselves to the founding principles and promise of our country, and to reject the bigotry and closemindedness that has always held us back from achieving the lofty heights dreamed of for these United States. E Pluribus Unum
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As you fume over how Hitl'orange and his evil family and cronies have corruptly enriched themselves, just remember we don't have to let them keep any of it. We can simply take it all away. Every single fucking penny. *And* toss them in prison for life. We can act with impunity too.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Too many still can't understand the simple reality that gender is a socially contrived *costume* one is expected to wear to signal their sex to others, meant specifically to help dudes trying to fuck to avoid "wrong" targets, and more generally to help people avoid the pitfalls of not fitting in.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hitl'orange and his J6 lunatics are the only people I can think of who should go to prison for damaging federal monuments, memorials, and statues. If it were an actual law.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I can't wait to see how MAGA rationalizes Hitl'orange's cowardly meltdown, in the face of actual journalism from Kristen Welker, as an alpha male display of manly courage and conviction.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's funny how the right wing tells on itself when making lists of things it considers bad. I want people to start asking them why they hate Jesus whenever they do something like this, just to watch them twist themselves into oblivion trying to square their very real hate with their very fake faith.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Absolutely damning that Hassett perceived the point of the question as concern for the credit card industry, rather than concern for the people overleveraging their lines of credit to survive. Tells you everything you need to know about this piece of shit and the rectums he clings to.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hitl'orange's "little excursion" in Iran weakened the US geopolitically, militarily, and economically, while strengthening Russia, China, and Iran. The orange clown did exactly as Putschin and Xi-Ni the Pooh wanted, and made out like a bandit through oil market manipulation, to top it all off.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every now and again, I think about the fact that the malignant narcissist orange dipshit occupying the White House got a fighter jet designated F47 to stroke his ego without noticing the obvious slam, and it makes me chuckle. Fuck 47. 🤣
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hey, tech bros: Microsoft was better before Copilot. Google was better before Gemini. Amazon was better before Rufus. Stop shoving half-baked AI into things that worked quite well without it, just because you want to trick investors into buying into AI hype. We don't want your slop.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'll never not be amazed by how much right-wing "Christian patriots" in the US hate both Jesus and the US.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Theo-bros amuse this atheist, especially right-wing "pastors" who preach bigotry. Non-Christians who *pretend* to be Christian, foaming at the mouth because there exist other non-Christians who *don't* pretend to be Christian. They should try actually reading their Bibles (and the US Constitution).
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The fact that supposed faith leaders blessed a golden idol in Mar-a-Lardo proves irony and self-awareness are foreign concepts to them.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I wonder if it's occurred to the useful ethnic and religious minority idiots in Hitl'orange's "administration" that they've been intentionally set up to fail to bolster the white supremacist, "Christian" nationalist narrative that non-white, non-Christians are inferior, untrustworthy, and incapable.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Perhaps the most convincing reason to believe Hitl'orange is the mythical antichrist is the fervor with which he's worshiped by "Christians" who've never read their Bibles.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Who knew that all those times, back when I was waiting tables and told the kitchens to 86 some orders, I was committing acts of mafioso violence? Hitl'orange is history's dumbest dictator. Unfortunately, his followers are even dumber than he is.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I used the wrong term when suggesting Hitl'orange staged the WHCD attack. "Staged" implies a real person didn't use a real weapon and cause real fear and injury. It implies the same about the other attacks, which wasn't my intent. So, for clarity, I think the attacks were *engineered*, not staged.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Well, that explains why Hitl'orange chose to go to this year's Correspondents Dinner, an unusual decision, on his part. Time to wag the dog again with yet another staged attempt on his life.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I hope he knows that we will demolish that gaudy eyesore as soon as power is reclaimed by a legitimate administration.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Notice the orange piece of shit has no interest in strengthening the *US* economy.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It seems increasingly clear that Hitl'orange and his cronies are gaming the oil markets with his seesawing public statements on Iran.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
So proud of the crew of Artemis II for many things, but I have to say their absolute cold shoulder toward Hitl'orange is close to the thing I'm *most* proud of them for...
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
“You know what’s a war crime? Having a nuclear weapon. Allowing a sick country, with demented leadership, [to] have a nuclear weapon — that’s a war crime.” - TACO Supreme Cankler Don Conallofus Chump, exhibiting the self-awareness of the cheeto dust with which he paints his face.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Rewatching Captain America: The Winter Soldier and I just can't get over the fact that the real-world technocrats and the Hitl'orange "administration" are basically building the infrastructure and core programming for Project Insight. You know, the *bad* guys' *evil* plan.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
To all US military servicemembers of senior command rank: by declaring intent to commit genocide by "blow[ing] up the whole country," your unworthy CiC has rendered every subsequent order of force against Iran an unlawful order in execution of war crimes. Respond accordingly.
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Please help this lawyer. The DHS working with LAPD, shot and blinded an 18 year old named Tucker Collins on 3/28 in LA. His right eye has been surgically removed. We are asking anyone who has a video or has information to come forward by calling our office (310-693-5561) Jim DeSimone
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This atheist thinks it would be rather interesting for the person who's best lined up w/ Bible antichrist "prophecies" to shuffle off his mortal coil on Easter. Although sobering to recall there are *two* horrible people in those "prophecies," one of whom follows and derives power from the other.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A person who calls for death and destruction, then shouts, "Glory to God!" either is an evil person or else worships an evil god. Likely both.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A simple way to spot a fake Christian is that they go on and on about power, wealth, and victory. They "love" their self-serving vision of Jesus only because they see him as their ticket to *more*. Were he real enough to return, they'd crucify him again for demonstrating actual Christian values.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The next legitimate administration in the US needs to commit to jailing for life Hitl'orange and all his retinue and sycophants, using the sweeping power handed to the executive branch by the right-wing sycophants in SCOTUS. Let them rot away, asking the silent, blank walls where they went wrong.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Kegseth had better hope his prayers aren't answered, considering his boss and he, along with all the others eagerly serving Hitl'orange's agenda, *are* "the enemies of righteousness and our great nation," "who deserve no mercy." One thing I've learned from studying mythology is that gods love irony.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Also, did Hitl'orange forget that he is *literally* selling citizenship, right fucking *now*???
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I see the plot to utterly annihilate USPS so all we have available is private, for-profit mail is on schedule.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Whenever a MAGAtte says, "This isn't what I voted for," when they suffer negative consequences due to Hitl'orange's actions, understand *this* is what they're actually saying.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The absurd popularity of a shitty AI slop TikTok "show" aping already pretty terrible reality dating crap, but with inconsistently generated fruit-like sorta people, is ultimate proof that humanity is thoroughly cooked. Over 200k years of existence, and this is what our species has amounted to.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
As he planned, albeit ahead of schedule.
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Your Pal Terence @yourpalterence.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The US is being run into the ground by old men with the mental maturity of 12-year-olds.
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