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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m not saying you should watch. I’m saying no one should watch.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You dramatically underestimate the Vols’ capacity to punch themselves in the dick
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Publicly, my execs are saying AI could lead to a 4-day workweek. Privately, they’re making plans for how to fill the “excess capacity” AI will create. This new work is already being doled out notwithstanding the fact that AI is actually adding to most peoples’ workloads at this stage.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Of all the pain Johnny Knoxville has self-inflicted, pulling for the Dooley-era Vols has to be at the top of the list.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
El Brassico
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But not too cool
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tom T. Hall also fills this bill nicely. Hard to think of anybody with more emotional range.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is what pegs the insane/oddly inspiring/but definitely insane meter for me. Most rhabdo cases seem to be the result of a lunatic coach who won’t let the athlete stop. With Goggins, the call was coming from inside the house.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Have you tried the sweet corn flavor Turtle Chips? Not a dessert exactly, but they are uncannily corn-flavored and hit that sweet/savory note so hard that I had to stop buying them because I was powerless to stop eating them.
A bag of sweet corn flavor Turtle Chips. The bag pictures a cartoon anthropomorphized turtle in a bow tie and top hat (or is it a bowler?) saying “Wow! Four layers!”
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m a lawyer too. When I went to law school they taught us the expression — popularized by Oliver Wendell Holmes — “bad facts make bad law.” You've deliberately made up the worst facts you could, with predictable results.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As a broke college student we got the expired PowerBars from the running store my roommate worked at. Once, they found a box stashed in the back that were 2+ years out of date. They were a real danger to pull the fillings out of your teeth, and somehow that wasn’t the worst part of the experience.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Coens kill it here. Raising Arizona, A Simple Plan, No Country for Old Men, Blood Simple…
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“Pogačar’s status as the greatest ever on two wheels seems secure.” Tadej’s in rarefied air for sure, but he has a ways to go before his overall resume surpasses Merckx’s, IMO.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m a lifelong Tennessee fan and OBC is the coolest to ever do it.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not every gin is a London dry that tastes like Christmas trees. This stuff tastes like cantaloupe and citrus. And it’s pretty cheap. Heavenly.
Citadelle Jardin d’Ete gin
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Any state that gave us Willie Nelson and UGK is cool
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“I’m going to base my entire political philosophy on a George Carlin bit and before you ask, no, not one of the good ones, the one where he’d done so much cocaine he got lockjaw and couldn’t complete a coherent sentence.“
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Microbreweries tend to go in old warehouses and factories, which were located near rail lines for practical purposes.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Little known fact, but McDonald’s sources its hamburber from the grink
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh Well is an absolute banger but this is a deranged take.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I am a lifelong Tennessee fan and therefore hardwired to dislike UConn players, but her combination of talent and character make her undeniable. Huge respect to PB.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh, I get it. Similarly, I think no one should ever be dumb enough to cover a Patsy Cline song.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
(And I say that as someone who liked the book)
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ah, fair. I think it’s probably incredibly difficult to make something that hews closely enough to the original to be recognizable, but not so closely that it seems derivative. Probably would have been a better book without the attempt.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
IMO Demon Copperhead is a lot like @jasonkirk.fyi’s Hell is a World Without You in that people who didn’t grow up in those settings think they’re so over-the-top as to be absurd, and those of us who did recognize them instantly. I grew up <50 mi from Kingsolver and 100% knew those kids.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s fine, but call it something else.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I want to fistfight everyone involved in this.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is the right answer. Gus and Call.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It just dawned on me that Lee was the Confederacy’s Dabo Swinney. Fine so long as they had resident maniac geniuses Stonewall/ Venables, but got badly exposed once they were gone.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If Willie Nelson covered one of your songs, you’re a good songwriter.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ralphie Wiggum in a bunch of faux tactical gear with the caption “I’m concealing”
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Lucky Strikes for me. Not everybody’s about that unfiltered life.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The perpetrator? One Trace McSorley.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
These are the GOAT and it’s not particularly close.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"I grieve for you, Jonathan, my brother; you were very dear to me; your love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women." I mean
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Also, “Come Out, Ye Black and Tans” is a love song about British tailoring.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This man has hooves
A man who appears to have no feet
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I am too damn old to be drinking Incredible Hulks again. And yet.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Understood, but (a) the fact that Congress went out of its way to enshrine that exemption into law exemplifies the too-close relationship between gov’t and sport, and (b) non-profit status conveys other benefits, most notably exemption from antitrust laws.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The NFL was literally tax-exempt for the first 73 years of its existence.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yep, that’s right
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’m sure it’s coincidental he was the exact same shithead to Dawn Staley and Pat Summitt.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I swear I thought that was Bielema
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
In the hands of a lesser drummer, So Lonely would be corny as hell. But they had Copeland so it slaps. Their best IMO.
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i still text this image to the group chat at least once a month
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
My granddaddy used to say “it takes a bigger foundation for a church than an outhouse.“
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Same here
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Church of Latter-Day Ain’ts
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It’s me, your pal @yourpalirl.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It’s worth noting that this story begins with Jesus interposing his body between the woman and the crowd. His authority to speak was purchased at the cost of his safety, to say nothing of his credibility as a rabbi.
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