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the gar ™️

@yourlocalmonster.bsky.social
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-he/him- a mystic being • do not perceive me ☁️🪦

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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nevermind, this is the funniest thing I've posted
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This is possibly one of the funniest things I've ever posted
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
hng updated intro post yay 🤠 I'm just a weird agender guy attempting to enjoy the internet I'm an alterhuman, the scary transgender the right warned you abt, and I rarely post kachow 💥💥
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Being fictionkin is so weird, six months ago I didn't know I was the pirate on the right Now here we are
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I have so many shows I need to watch. So what do I do? Rewatch Brokeback Mountain.
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I like libraries
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I should be allowed one minor felony a year, free of charge. For therapy, obviously
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Found out that the world is in need of entomologists, devastated. Oooo you wanna study bugs so baddddd 🌀🌀🌀🌀
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✨ALEXX JORDANN -aka- President of HuskerDust 🕷️🐈‍⬛✨ @astoldbyalexx.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ME HATE THIS FANDOM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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AstralPunkass ☆૮꒰•༝ •。꒱ა 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @pinkpunkbunni.art · 05/04/2025
Guys I forgot about this video I made LOL #hazbinhotel #lucifer
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
my perfect baby
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Unfortunately I now know everything about this. Fuck you, @sassyshoe.bsky.social , this is your fault
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
New problem after three months, the gay cowboys are back and they brought friends (Brokeback Mountain), vampire Yuri and yaoi has devastated me (iwtv), and I haven't finished the gay cannibal show (Hannibal)
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
new problem. Gay pirates have invaded my hyperfixation list
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
they share a tent and bring a homosexual vibe to the gang that Molly O'Shea doesn't really like
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
gm
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Things that were NOT on my 2025 bingo card but happened anyways -Stanley Pines being Tumblr sexyman -The pope dying after the Tumblr Sexyman contest -My brother saying he wished he was born a girl -seeing a cybertruck at a park. Ew -whatver the fuck the government is doing
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Look at the guy, he's so ugly I love him
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Happy Mother's Day to the moms who actually care about their kids and aren't abusive 💛💫
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
"If therians are animals then I'll treat em like one!" Buddy, how do you treat animals.. like, what. This isn't the threat you think it is...
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
shortening Twitter to Twit because everyones a fucking imbecile (with few exceptions)
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
people who complain about artistic nudity are have clearly never seen statues, older paintings, ect. Like buddy, artists have done that for ages. Stop getting your panties in a twist because someone's naked in art...
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Me, if you even care
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Seeing crossover fanart with Alexander Hamilton (from Hamilton), Odysseus of Ithaca (from Epic), and Veronica Sawyer (from The Heathers) is so wild but so funny
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Congrats to Stanley Pines for being this year's Tumblr Sexyman... This was not on my 2025 bingo card.
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Leda Immortelle @ledaimmortelle.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
CISPLAINING what it means to be Transgender in the UK & USA is now a thing
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
the baby...
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Call everyone buddy, pal, chum, ect instead!! Can be used passive aggressively as well!
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
@tumblr.com what is this.
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I know nothing about this but uhhh @sassyshoe.bsky.social ?
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Anna Maltese @annamaltese.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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Carmen 📚 Latinx Book Influencer 📚 @tomesandtextiles.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If you love your library, listen up…
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𝕁𝕒𝕟𝕒 @shinseiao.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Shes putting her kohl on and slicking her hair back ✨ #Sevika #arcane
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ReneePaints @painthike.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
#NationalLibraryWeek #LiteracyMatters
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
When a musician hits a bit too close to home:
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Odysseus: *in shear agony and despair, worried he won't see his wife and son* Hermes: WHATS UP BBG, LETS FUCK SHIT UPPP
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Losing my shit I need to indulge in Greek mythology.
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
trans rights are human rights 💖 happy trans visibility day 🏳️‍⚧️
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
like this post if u are cringe and free
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I would love to dance through life, as the guy who destroys public library property from Wicked says, but unfortunately I have this thing called Gifted Kid Burnout™️ and trauma
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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ʎǝupʎs 🌙 @sydneyjones.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
⚠️HEXTECH LAB HEALTH & SAFETY⚠️ FOLLOW ALL RUNIC REGULATIONS & PROCEDURES #arcane #jayvik
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Spooky Amy 🦇 @amythehobbitplays.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
ABUSE OF ANY KIND HAS NO GENDER! PASS IT ON!
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
"No bitches?" -Sevika, probably
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I love Frankenstein AU's where the character as the monster is in agony, it's mind feels like it's being torn in two, the body is falling apart from the seams, and is in just.. complete mental and physical torture Then the character as Victor is just: lol yea that happens. ANYWAYS!
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Best duos are always the depressed bitch and the person who needs anger management
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
@sassyshoe.bsky.social found you in an image
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
A lobotomy sounds wonderful right now..
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the gar ™️ @yourlocalmonster.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Gotta enchant the moots with that autism induced info dump
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