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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸

@yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social
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Sippin' my martini while watching America burn.

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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hayley is leaning into her villain era. I may have to stan. 😄 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still catching up on #BeyondTheGates #BTG. Now what does Hayley have on Bill? I thought this would be the end of this tiny hooker. #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm a week behind. Still catching up on #BeyondTheGates #BTG. They waited right until I went on vacation to blow up the poison storyline. #Gatekeepers
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Tamar Braxton Says 'Chiiilllddd...'
ALT: Tamar Braxton Says 'Chiiilllddd...'
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All dude had to do was open the door and let the youngin back on the bus then pull off but nooooo. Now both of'em dead. #Route187
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still playing catch up on last week's episodes. So Dani put 2+2 together after a beside conversation with Bill but Bill never got the clues?!? #BTG #BeyondTheGates
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Erika and Jessel dragging the shit outta Daisy's apartment is NOT cool. It's giving mean girl vibes. 👎🏾 #RHONY 🍎
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Smitty is looking real sus.... #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm a week and a half behind due to vacation but I'm finally able to watch an episode. Seems like shit went down and I can't wait to see what happened! #BTG #BeyondTheGates #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally starting S7 of #RHOSLC ❄️. I didn't know it started at Robert Jr's death. 😢
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh no Jessel. This question about the Kennedy curse ain't it. 👎🏾 #RHONY 🍎
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When they go low I get high. 😄 #RHONY. 🍎
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now I can't wait for today's episode to hit Paramount+. I wonder what Randy told Joey that had him looking shocked?!? 🤔 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So how does Joey know Lynette is "out of the picture?" 🤔 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bill got his FEET on Hayley's neck! The clock is ticking on Harlot. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I enjoyed Ep1 of the new season of #RHONY 🍎
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nicole said I've been burned too many times. Sis is finally leaning into her intuition. Bout time someone in that family stops tripping over themselves for Heather. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gateskeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I tweeted this before finishing the episode. They fell for her BS. 🤦🏾‍♀️ #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Leslie thought she was doing something by exposing Ted's past unfaithful ways. The Johnson Bros got her number and didn't fall for it. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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Two Women Laughing with Tongues Out
ALT: Two Women Laughing with Tongues Out
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are the Dems planning a mid-term convention or are they gonna fumble the ball?
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looks like I've been sleeping on #Fightland. Let me get my @Starz back. 😅
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just joined this #FantasyFootball Survivor's pool where you pick one team per week to win. Easy enough. I picked the #Cowboys bc the #Giants are easy to beat. 😄 🏈
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bethanny has been throwing shade at Luanne in the confessionals all episode. 😄 #RHONY #RHONY3 🍎
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The S11 trailer is 🔥! #RHOP 🌸
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Mai Tai Killer would've definitely got me with a free drink. 😄 #AHSNYC
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Heather may be FC's first "Who Shot JR" storyline. The list of suspects is getting longer by the week. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dani's burgundy outfit is 🔥! #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bill down to the floor again. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
June STFU! Just running her damn mouth instead of tending to the customers. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's time for Vanessa to have a set. This scene with her and Deanna weeping over Doug's belongings in the middle of Uptown is awkward. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't like where this Kat/Izaiah storyline is headed. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now that Bill is suspicious of Hayley cheating he's doubtful of himself and moody. Getting a dose of his own medicine. Now he sees how Dani felt all those years. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/08/2026
The MAGA billionaires who own corporate media want you to keep fighting with each other over stupid bullshit so they never have to pay taxes. It’s not about left vs. right or left vs. center. It’s about the bottom vs. the top.
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All that high end luxury gloating only to find out your brand may be produced by child labor using abusive sweatshops. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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Stressed Duck Smoking a Cigarette
ALT: Stressed Duck Smoking a Cigarette
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We said Carlton and Leslie NOT Carlton and Heather. 🙄 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Andre must be slinging monster 🍆 bc Heather is feigning. 😄 #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If Leslie don't leave Marcel alone and go find Carlton. 😄 #Gatekeepers #BeyondTheGates #BTG
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Vernon and I are >>> <<< regarding Naomi and Bill's firm. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Jonasi is the typical nigga throwing his peen all over Soweto. I see why he wound up in a coffin. #ThePolygamist
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm not understanding Naomi needing to be at Hamilton & Assoc when Bill has a whole ass functioning staff. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So no OG from Dallas, Miami, or Dubai? #RHUGT #RHUGT20
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cynthia's Peach Life song is cute and Andy was getting his whole life from it. 😄 #RHOA #RHOAReunion 🍑
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't think the Impaler storyline is done. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Heather has Andre SHOOK! #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Maxine unloaded her chopper at this Ball and spilled everyone's tea. 😄 #PalmRoyale
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm over here waiting on my meeting to begin watching #TheDrop trailer only to be told I'm not on mute.
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Marge Simpson Feeling Shy and Ashamed
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We've been having way too many power surges lately and apparently they're coming from that data center in Loudoun County. 😒
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dani is reminding me of bird ass Tara from #LHHNY using these grown ass girls as an excuse to remain in Bill's life. #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gateskeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The days are getting shorter and I don't like it.
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Joey already put two and two together with the advice he's giving Bill about getting a second opinion and what he said to Hayley about being observant. The jig is about to be up for y'all's girl! #BeyondTheGates #BTG #Gatekeepers
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An Espresso Martini Girlie ☕️🍸 @yourfavrichauntie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The right couch (sans Pinky) is doing the most with their "under the breath" comments. #RHOA #RHOAReunion 🍑
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