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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i have a routine planned to career boy by dorian electra. it’s been in my head since i got into the local burlesque community in march. i want to bring in some drag king elements with the styling and performance, equally slutty and campy. there’s an open stage in november i think i want to give a go
the back of a blue tie. the edges are folded and sewn so it won’t fray with minimal stitching visible. next to it is the original end of the tie that was hacked off with dull scissors.The same tie, but with the end flipped. The v-shaped edges are slightly wonky, but minimally so.A blue tie rhinestoned with clear aurora borealis crystals, starting with big rhinestones more densely placed at the bottom before fading to smaller stones that are more sparsely placed.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i forgot i bought a ticket for a cabaret show that’s for endometriosis awareness and fundraising and i spent 10 minutes this morning trying to figure out my bank statement
Bank statement showing a payment to 19 endometriosis.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
im traveling so i had to get a tattoo. if you’re in montreal, you gotta see ev (themourninghand on ig). they are so skilled and kind and i will be returning to montreal specifically to be tattooed by them again
A fresh blackwork tattoo of Narsil from Lord of the Rings on a trans man’s sternum.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
CHIITAN HOW DID YOU FIND THIS IM SUCH A FAN
A screenshot showing Chiitan, @chiitan.love, liked the original post.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i fucking love my NP
A message from Ren’s NP reading “no worries! Sorry to torture you!”
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
i hope tomorrow is a kinder day. i know you are beloved by cats but here’s my dog antonio doing a funny lay down. he always cheers me up when it’s meltdown time. mostly by demanding attention so i pay less attention to The Troubles
a mixed breed dog with a brindle coat and grey face and paws lies down in a round dog bed, but with his front legs sticking straight out, paws on the hardwood floor.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
i couldn’t pick just one. women make the best horror movies. honourable mention to titane by julia ducournau, bodies bodies bodies by halina reijn, and the fear street trilogy by leigh janiak
The theatrical poster for Saint Maud, directed by Rose Glass. It features a pale woman with long hair dressed in white robes, a large cross necklace visible, her arms outstretched as if she’s on the cross.A poster for The Substance, directed by Coralie Fargeat.The poster for Censor, directed by Prano Bailey-Bond. The poster depicts a white woman in glasses with her hair up, with the image bisected with television static. Below the static, the woman holds an axe.The theatrical poster for Jennifer’s Body, directed by Karen Kusama. The poster features Megan Fox reclined on a school desk, a hand peeking out from the closed desk.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
im telling you, bladesong wizard is crazy broken and i love it
A photo of my baldur’s gate 3 character who has an armour class of 28.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
sometimes i question if im hypermobile then i saw the photo my artist took of my tattoo where my arm is “straight”
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
dog in the salon! dog in the salon!
a small white dog with coarse fur lays in the middle of a busy hair salonA small white dog with coarse fur lays in the middle of a busy hair salon
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
my closet is small and my roommate has taken up 100% of the space in the entranceway, so i needed to find a place to hang my jackets! the rest are vacuum-sealed away and i’ll rotate them out as the weather changes pretty happy with this, though!
A photo of three jackets hanging from command hooks on the wall of a room, between a door and a cluttered desk.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
the crack in my ceiling is now a large hole in my ceiling thanks to some contractors that i swear to god are trying to piss me off
A large, almost square-shaped hole in the ceiling of an apartment. The hole is between two to three feet wide and tall. Pipes and wiring are visible from the hole.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
excuse me what
A screenshot of a Facebook marketplace listing. It is a dark grey quilted couch listed as “sofa cum bed” for $175.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
i missed the first part where it literally had the lyrics “shut up count your calories i never looked good in mom jeans” like tell me you have no media literacy without telling me you have no media literacy???
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
here’s a cool pigeon i saw yesterday
a mostly black pigeon with white spots on its head and tail, standing in the road.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
im not sure if i have a cold or allergies but either way my body is doing bad
Screenshot of garmin sleep score, scoring 37 out of 100 with poor quality, non-restorative sleep and a duration of 7 hours and 25 minutes.A screenshot of garmin stress score, scoring 59 out of 100 for stress with 32 minutes of rest, 6 hours and 57 minutes of low stress, 9 hours and 5 minutes of medium stress, and 4 hours and 48 minutes of high stress.Garmin body battery score of 6, with 15 points charged and 37 points drained.A daily stress timeline showing elevated stress all day.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
may i interest you in chickens with them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur?
A brown and white chickens with feathery legs behind a chain link fence.A white chicken with feathery legs behind a chain link fence near a hen house.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
A lawn sign reading “Old school worms. They know how to wiggle! Have a nice day!” There is a cartoon worm around the L in “school”
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i know we’re doing a “yay canada” moment but also my municipal gov spent 10k on 300 canadian flags to distribute to residents while our streets look like this
A residential street with large cracks and holes in the pavement.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i need all my non-canadian mutuals to know just how bad the conservatives have biffed the election. it was such a colossal failure because poilievre is a feeble trump imitator, and trump had far from ingratiated himself to canadians. poilievre couldn’t develop a unique conservative identity and lost
Voting intentions for canadian voters between September 2021 and April 2025. The liberals and conservatives were closely tied until May 2023, when conservatives began polling significantly more favourably than liberals, with conservative popularity piquing in December 2024 before a sharp decline and massive raise in liberal popularity in March 2025.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I’m having a bit of a committee switch up since one of my committee members is on indefinitely leave. This was the message I got back from the prof I asked to join my committee
An email from outlook. “YES!!!!!! I would be delighted. Let me know whatever you need!”
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i try hard not to care about these things because i got some great exercise in today but oh my god the fact that two seconds more and i would have kept a streak has me fuming
A sceeenshot of Ren’s Garmin app indicating they did 2,857 pushed on their wheelchair on Monday, missing the day’s goal of 2,860.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
israel to Palestinians trying to return to their homes and survive a genocide:
Jessica Lange from American Horror Story saying “there’s not going to be a swimming pool you stupid slut” but “swimming pool” is changed to “ceasefire.”
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
four of my favourite (horror) films directed by women
Jennifer from Jennifer’s Body, directed by Karyn KusamaMaud from Saint Maud, directed by Rose Glass.Elizabeth from The Substance, directed by Coralie Fargeat.Sam and Deena from Fear Street, directed by Leigh Janiak.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
the human body is so weird im at the gym and can literally see my pulse in my wrist
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
im seeing people do intro posts so here’s mine! im ren, im 25. im a 2nd year phd student studying critical pedagogies in music ed. i lead a queer community choir. im a trans dyke and a wheelchair user. i post unimportant things about me and share cool and important things from others.
A selfie of Ren out paddle boarding. They are wearing sunglasses and a life jacket. Behind them is the lake with the city in the distance. Ren has short dark blond hair, has pale skin, floral tattoos, piercings, and is smiling.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
push rim covers were over $100 but 10 rolls of blue rubber electrical tape were $12.
Ren’s manual wheelchair in profile. The push rim is covered in a thin layer of rubber tape matching the blue paint of their chair and the blue spoke covers.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A man gesturing to a butterfly. The man is labeled “my overstimulated ass” and the butterfly is labelled “someone making an annoying noise.” The man says “is this a crime deserving the death sentence?”
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
visiting family for Birthday Weekend so im spending the evening with a puppy on my lap
A photo of a brindle, mixed breed dog sleeping with his head and shoulders in the crook of my crossed legs.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
A series of messages from my dad. The first says “he hah.” The second says “ye hah.”
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
hehehe
A long sleeved button up shirt. It has a slight sheen to it. It is a paisley print with tones of red, blue, green, and gold.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
finally got my pin of the month i totally have normal feeling about this
A Dropout pin of the month of Ayda Aguefort, a half phoenix wizard from Dimension 20’s campaign Fantasy High Sophmore Year
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
impulse tattoo
A fresh black and grey tattoo of a ladybug in flight on Ren’s arm, just above their inner elbow.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
I have learned that if your door is not completely shut this cat will steal your bed and demand you love him
A fluffy orange cat in the middle of my bed, laying on his side
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
One of my new roommates!
A large, very fluffy orange cat laying on my bed.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
My new son
A palm-sized plush white and blue dolphin with legs and arms instead of flippers and a tail.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
when you are a master at being trans and opinionated and singing some little songs
A portrait of Ren with a black graduation gown with a purple, white, and gold hood, holding a bouquet of fake red roses. Ren is white, has short blond hair, glasses, and the edge of their spiked wheelchair push handle cover is visible behind their shoulder.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
wanted to share this text i got from my mom so you can all enjoy it too
Text message reading: I have misplaced my small paring knife outside. I’m pretty sure I had it while cutting back some pumpkin vines and now the knife is MIA. However I like to think a raccoon took it, so now there is an armed bandit in my hood.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
getting my doctorate so i can finally be allowed to be genderqueer
A photo of a computer screen. It is a form requiring the user to select a title. The only available titles are Mrs., Ms., Mr., Dr., and Prof.
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
reskeet with an iconic fictional band
The Hex Girls performing on stage in Scooby Doo and the Witch’s Ghost
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
congrats to those who made the brave and unpopular choice of dealing with me
Block list for user cripcryptid.bsky.social. Total users that block this account: 59
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ren @yourfavecryptid.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
pov: u made the mistake of looking at twitter
A screenshot of my twitter notifications with dozens of messages reading “we have received your report.”
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