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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
cries in canadian
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I think you should play Bloom and Rage. It's a good game, but that's beside the important part — Dino's in the credits
A very tiny crunchy image of Dino the cat making an astonished face with eyes and mouth wide open.A screenshot of the credits for Bloom and Rage. Under the section "Production Pets", there is a list of several pet names, like Bagel, Brouette, Gus etc... The name Dino in the middle of the list is encircled by a red heart.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
🫂🫂
Dino the cat sitting on two humans at once. The humans are under a blanket, but there are two clear shapes indicating Dino is sitting on one human, but has is front paws on the other human, like he can't decide which of his two humans he wants to sleep on.Dino the cat is sleeping in an almost perfect circle, with just one back foot sticking out. The shape is very reminiscent of the shape of shrimp.A photograph of a squirrel perched on a tiny knot/branch in a tree. It is looking directly and inquisitively at the camera, almost as if it expects the photographer to have food. Its bushy tail is raised behind it, giving it a goofy silhouette. A photograph of a squirrel diggin around in the dirt.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
this one's me !
A screenshot of the Last Minute Gifts Holiday Market. The screenshot focuses on an entry for YourAverageJoke.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I'm providing 4 black and white character portraits for this ! they'll be in this style 👇🏻 All you have to do to redeem one is donate a minimum of $50 to the cause as described in the linked post, and fill in a request for my offering in the market
Various black and white portraits ranging from sketchy flat shaded to detailed blended shade. The subjects' expressions vary from broody, to mysterious, to happy, to confident. Each is lovingly rendered.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
i have another very important announcement
Dino the cat is sleeping curled up into a little ball. One leg is sticking out and he's hugging that leg as he sleeps.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
they will be like these:
Black and white sketch portraits of various characters and people.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
i have an announcement to make:
Dino the cat sleeping very snuggly against his human. The human is sat at a desk, with an arm of on the desk, and Dino is curled up against the human's chest, head lying on the arm.Dino the cat snuggling their human on the desk, again. This time, the human is in different clothes, implying a different day. Dino is lying with his head tucked up on the human's chest, and is hugging one of his back feet.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
also im in love with this plate
Closeup screenshot of the details on a dinner plate's edge. There's a painted red flower, next to a painted bird with a blue head and golden body. The bird has a very wide eye open, which give it a slightly startled look.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
hi everyone i would like to show you my #cat, Dino:
Dino the cat is sleeping on the sofa, curled up on his side with a paw delicately hiding his face.Dino the cat is seated on a sofa. He's got a ribbon on his head imitating the way old babushkas wear their scarves.Dino the cat is sleeping in his favourite position: curled up with his back legs stretched all the way outwards, and both his front paws stretched out on top of his back legs.Dino the cat is in a cardboard box much bigger than him. The box's top flaps are closed, except one which is propped open by Dino poking his head out. Only Dino's eyes and little nose are visible.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
(for context, my partner is belgian and so we're used to comparing the distances of belgium vs canada and laughing about how tiny belgium is...)
A zoomed in map of the province of Ontario, Canada in light grey. The country of Colombia is overlayed on top in semi-transparent blue. It takes up roughly the same surface area as Ontario. The country of Belgium is also present, a tiny red shape that fits very comfortably in the space between Sudbury, Ontario and Toronto, Ontario, a distance which is 4 hours of travel time.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
man i was gonna sass you like "yeah well in my home town, the nearest ikea was 4 hours away!" and i was basing this sass on the fact that canada is huge, but holy shit colombia is huge too... it takes up at least as much surface area as my home province, so the distances are comparable😅
A zoomed in map of the province of Ontario, Canada in grey. Overlayed atop is the full-scale country of Colombia in semi-transparent blue. A line is traced from Sudbury, Ontario to Toronto, Ontario in orange, and hows 4 hours of travel time. Colombia takes up approximately the same surface area of Ontario.A more zoomed out map where all of Canada and the USA are visible in light grey. The full-scale shape of Colombia is visible in semi-transparent blue, covering the province of Ontario, Canada. It takes up roughly the same surface area.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
btw if anyone wants to find this on tenor, any combination of these tags should do it:
A screenshot of multiple tags reading "kim", "kim kitsuragi", "youraveragejoke", "blingee" and "picmix".
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
The emoji of Unga pleading followed by the "UNGA?" emoji. Next is the Bunga emoji making an angry face followed by the "NO" emoji. The last emoji is Unga crying.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
he always gets so sad after they leave, tho ! he starts yelling from the balcony and then comes running into the office to mournfully express his woes.
Dino the cat is sat on the balcony wall facing away from the alley below, instead looking towards the inside of the apartment.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
absolutely love it when dino's on the balcony and i can hear him chatting with a passerby cooing at him 🥰
Dino the cat is up on the balcony wall looking at passersby in the alley below. He looks curious and happy.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
meanwhile, in Drummondville, Quebec
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
i want a garden so bad
Very crunchy image of a possum yelling.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
A year and a half later and this project remains such a fond memory for me. I'm so grateful for everyone who participated in bringing the community together. Available here: averagejoke.itch.io/disco-elysiu... #DiscoElysium
Cover of the Disco Elysium colouring book project featuring a half coloured sketch of Kim Kitsuragi dressed in casual clothing, enjoying an ice cream cone.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
success !
6 baguettes distributed on two cookie sheets. they are golden brown, fresh out of the oven.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
uni-ball signo ! best pens I've ever used.
A photo of a Uni-ball Signo DX pen placed on a wooden desk.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
he's already such a big boy !! look at how little he was when i got him nn
Baby Dino the cat, lying on the floor. He is TINY.Baby Dino the cat, lounging on his human's mouse pad. He's small enough to mostly fit on it.Baby Dino the cat lying on his back next to his human. He's so little that his human's hand, which is scratching his belly, covers his whole chest.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
post birthday wet food naps
Dino the cat is sleeping half-seated m, leaning his upper body up against the couch back, and seated with his back legs sticking out. His front paws are extended to rest on top of the back legs.A close up of Dino's paws, highlighting the pink and black variation of his toe beans.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
It's dino's birthday today ! He gets fancy wet food with an unlit candle to celebrate. He is 2-ish !
A photo of a human holding a silver pet food plate, about to serve it to Dino the cat. Dino is sitting nicely for his treat. The treat in question is a cake of wet cat food with an unlit pink birthday candle on it.Zoomed in photo of a cardboard box showing mostly the top flaps. Dino the cat is inside the box, peeking out of the shut box flaps. The box flap rests on his head, flattening his ears, and his eyes are mischievous. His little paw is sticking out of the box, resting on the unopened flap.Dino the cat is curled up on a blanket. He is looking just off camera, relaxed and curious. He has one little paw sticking out to show up his little pink beans, while the rest of his feet are curled up under him.Dino the cat is resting on an Hemnes couch. There is a green flannel sheet covering the mattresses, and blue cushions all around him. The couchbed is largely in shadow except for a single square of light shining directly where Dino is lying. He is looking off camera, calm and pensive, with one front paw dangling off the side of the mattress.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
i want to be dino for a day 🥲
Dino the cat is curled up on a wool blanket, blissfully napping. He's nestled amongst cushions and his human, in the most comfy looking nest.The human has extrapolated themself from the nest, abandoning Dino the cat on the sofa. Dino is now lying on the sofa alone, wrapped up in the wool blanket. He is still very much asleep and very cozy.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
truly a revolutionary step in ms paint functionality
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
ms paint, folks. one button.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
hummm, i still got a bingo in that last column huh 🥲 @corvidfightclub.bsky.social @kaywinnit.bsky.social @pilotfive.bsky.social @yagrandmapeach.bsky.social @shower.bsky.social @spiceestew.bsky.social @pollyguo.bsky.social
A bingo grid titled "Bad habit artist bingo". I have highlighted 16 out of the 25 possible options, ending up with a bingo in the last column (and another bingo in the middle row counting the free space). My bad habits are "comes up with ideas, does nothing", "forgot to sleep/eat/etc", "the urge to draw at the most inconvenient times", "hunched over desk like a gremlin", "forgets own art style", "fuck wrong layer", "doesn't name layers", "too hard on self", "saves 100 tutorials, uses none", "backgrounds? dont know 'em", "100 empty sketchbooks", "stylus/pen death grip", "zooms in focuses on details no one will see", "gets distracted in the middle of drawing with another idea", "delicious anatomy, doesnt want to give character clothes" and "forgot to flip canvas".the same bingo grid as before, but blank.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
it has been a while since I've posted dinos here
Dino the cat is curled up into a semi ball, turned mostly over onto his back. He is tucked into his human's arms, and is sleeping with his own arms hugging his head.Dino the cat is convinced that there is a real mouse hiding inside the scarf wrapped around his human's hand and computer mouse. Dino is nibbling on the scarf where the outline of the human's hand is apparent.Dino the cat loves oat cluster cereal! He is reaching desperately for a bowl of oat cereal placed on a desk. His human is trying to keep Dino at bay, using their arm to gently shove Dino away. Dino is trying to climb over the arm to get to the cereal.Dino the cat is outside in the snow with his human, who is loosely holding onto the leash. Dino is looking up at the photographer who is back up in the house taking the picture from the window. Big, soft fluffy snowflakes fall around Dino and his human. There are tiny, fresh paw prints all over the yard that Dino has been leaving as he explores the yard.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
🍤🍤🍤🍤
A photo taken of Dino the cat from above. He is curled up on a desk, comfy and sleepy. He looks like a shrimp in this position.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
sniff sniff .... ew
Dino the cat discovers a bouquet of flowers.Dino the cat investigates a bouquet of flowers. He sniffs a leaf.Dino the cat lightly nibbles a piece of the bouquet. His face is scrunched up to express how disgusting it is.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
he got cold at the park and stole my jacket
Dino the cat all bundled up in a yellow canvas jacket, at the park on a sunny evening. He is looking cozy and happy.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
?????????
Dino the cat is sitting down with his head stuffed between the ankle strap and upper strap of a sandal.Dino the cat is sitting down with his head stuffed between the ankle strap and upper strap of a sandal.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
jungle dino
A large monstera plant sits on a table on a balcony. Dino the cat is hiding behind it, sniffing at the branches.A large monstera plant sits on a table on a balcony. Dino the cat is hiding behind it, peaking back at the alley the balcony gives out on to see if the big scary truck is still there.A large monstera plant sits on a table on a balcony. Dino the cat is hiding behind it, sniffing at the leaves, which are suddenly really interesting.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Mustache, Beans, and Tips. Mustache and Beans never did warm up to Cali, but little Tips is the brave one after all.
Three black and white longhair kittens, barely bigger than the palm of a hand are huddled in a corner. Two of them are very interested in the camera but the smallest one is more interested in his fish toy.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Cali met some kittens yesterday and at first they were all very scared of each other (Cali, you dumb dumb, they're smaller than your head) but after a bit if butt sniffing, Cali adopted Tips, the runt of the kittens, as her son.
Tips the kitten is lying on his side on a carpet. Cali the havanese dog is looking at the camera, unsure about this whole Kitten Business.Cali has started warming up to Tips, going in for a sniff while Tips lies on the carpet.Tips continues to be relaxed and unphased as Cali sniffs and licks him.Tips is sitting up while Cali continues to investigate him. Tips is leaning into Cali a little.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
let me sleeeeep
Dino the cat photographed in the classic bottom-up boomer framing. he's lying down, eyes closed, ears flat like he's trying to sleep but getting annoyed.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
NO U !!
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
some paintings that got featured in sea power music videos 😊
A painting of Kim Kitsuragi framed by the Composure portrait. They shape of Composure's profile resembles and mirrors Kim's. Kim is in the falostesse position, but he is not looking at where he would be shooting; he is looking nervously at the camera.A painting of Kim leaning on the balcony railing outside Harry's room in the Whirling. The city centre of Revachol is reflecting brightly on the window behind him and in his glasses. He's smoking his cigarette, looking contemplatively out into the city.A painting of Harry seen from quite high above him. We're following the letter he has let go of that is blowing in the wind. Harry is still looking up at the letter, standing with his arm outstretched as though he has second thoughts about the decision.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Portraits im still pretty proud of huhuhu
A painting of Harry sitting on the floor of the Kineema, legs hanging outside with the door open. He's grinning at something in the distance to his right, a sword hanging loosely in his hand. It's a redraw of the iconic promotional illustration.A monochrome sketchy portrait of Jean Vicquemare. It's raining, he's soaking wet, and his extinguished cigarette hangs loosely from his lips. He looks really depressed.A very sketchy illustration of Kim leaning on an implied wall (it wasn't drawn), holding a cigarette up in his hand. He's looking contemplatively ahead, his characteristic halo shining unrealistically behind him.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
this is still one of my favourite little moments between harry and kim. it was the first time i heard Kim laugh and i'm still not over it.
A comic with flat colours features Harry and Kim standing, Harry assessing something in the distance while Kim takes notes beside him. In the next panel, we're focused on Harry as he says: "I'm squinting, Kim. Why am I doing it?" Kim, looking irritated, responds: "How should I know why you're squinting, officer?" In the next panel, Harry quints even harder, and we see what he's seeing: the hanged man before him, looking blurry, like blobs of indistinct colour. He says, "His face and hands are pink. Thighs too. The rest is greenish." Kim is at first surprised, but then his expression softens. "Oh," he says, "You're trying to assess lividity." Kim in the last panel has gone back to writing his notes, but he is grinning to himself.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
some pieces about the aftermath of the tribunal
A roughly painted illustration featuring Kim Kitsuragi and Harry Du Bois. Harry is unconscious, bleeding from the thigh, while Kim holds him in a fireman's carry. The colours of the piec are sunset-like, the men casting a long shadow in front of them, while a trail of blood is left behind. The bloody trail vaguely resembles smoke rising.A monochrome line art of Kim kneeling in front of the sofabed in Harry's room at the Whirling. Kim looks tired, banged up, messy. There is medical equipment strewn around him. Harry can be partially sen lying on the sofabed behind Kim.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
some alice and kims
Alice DeMettrie and Kim Kitsuragi are drawn in flat colours and simple line art from the bust up. They seem to be sharing in some snarky humour.Alice DeMettrie and Kim once again drawn in simple colours and line art. They are discussing something and having a laugh.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
a thread of my disco elysium art
Harry Du Bois and Kim Kitsuragi are cartoonishly drawn jogging. Harry is in his FALN tracksuit looking energetic, while Kim drags behind looking very tired.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
hes so dumb i love him 🥰
Dino the cat is half seated in a cat tree, with his back paws and hindquarters squished flat in the basket. His front paws, however, are propped up on the heater in front of the basket. He's looking intently out the window like this.
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YourAverageJoke @youraveragejoke.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
can i baptise this account with dino or is that cliche ? i dont care :)
Dino the cat is sitting very pretty for the camera.Dino the cat is sitting pretty, one paw extended and head tilted back like he wants to bat at something hanging slightly above him.Dino the cat is sitting so pretty.Dino the cat is sitting very pretty, focused on a paintbrush in the foreground.
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