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@youngchoulin.bsky.social
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my wallet is the one that says "dumb motherfucker" on it

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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
cosmo and wanda are slick
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
hello world
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🪻Hot Chip Fingers (18+) @hotchipfingers.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Premiering at exactly 12:56 AM CT, the first Hot Chip Fingers song from the soundtrack; "Flowerbox" Will premiere for the first time! Written and produced by SHANGHAI by the talented folks @freezepark.bsky.social, @youngchoulin.bsky.social, and @hvcminirayzor.bsky.social youtu.be/poabHlJRmeg
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freezepark @freezepark.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
and i’m like why they say fuck me fo ?
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
drained a healthy amount of my savings account on $5 MONOPOLY SECRET VAULT WIN UP TO $1,000,000! lottery scratch-off tickets.
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Mufasa is a boring movie that I have already forgotten everything about. I havent seen Moonlight yet and now when I finally do I'll only be thinking about how boring Mufasa was.
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
(john lennon voice) imagine theres no pussy
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
getting into screenwriting
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
whenever my dad pisses me off i chew on this $5 bill
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
my leg is dead asleep rn and it hurts in the way that feels lowkey good
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
im the shit, the rest of yall just the fart
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
just got word from fauci, covid-25 should be rolling out soon #TopSecret #TheDoctorIsIn #AnAppleADayChallenge
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i have a lot of bad habits but the only one i actively despise is setting my alarm for early in the morning only to turn it off and sleep in whenever it buzzes. help me fight these demons.
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
met the rizzler once at los alamitos. he had just gotten into a brawl. clothes soaked in the blood of his own and others; sneakers, white as an angels teeth.
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
woke up today like. gosh. what a nice day!
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
almost every day i think about this Bukowski poem
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
meeting spongebob irl and telling him tips on how to be a player
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
hit the gym then immediately went to work after, i imagine this is how John McCain felt in those pow camps
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i could have my poopy on, i could have use a loo to pee and fart
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
my gay ass thought this was a penis
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
using ai to write a eulogy for my grandfathers funeral
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
investing & portfolio tips that YOU need to know
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
t-shirt idea
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
if i was in Honey I Shrunk The Kids id fall into a jar of Mt. Olives and be like "haha, looks like ive gotten myself into a pickle!" before painfully drowning to death in the acidic brine.
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
getting a cat and a dog named "Kamala Harris" and "Donald Trump" respectively
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
if my son Ed came home with two friends named Edd and Eddy id pull him aside and say "do you realize how fucked up this is?"
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I had a dream where I ran into a couple of friends I used to have in high school and they both looked like this
i googled "gross fucked up spongebob" to find this picture
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I havent slept in days. I try counting sheep, but after a while I lose count and have to start over.
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
(1 hour and 48 minutes into Forrest Gump) yo is it just me or is this guy dumb as hell?
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
(imaging a down syndrome man ejaculating) rizz?
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
craft beer? more like crap beer. haha. but in all seriousness, this tastes really bad. like super fucking bad. jesus christ. oh my god. awful. i cant believe this. god isnt real.
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
i dont think im racist but i remember one time when i worked at goodwill i asked a community service worker why black people never want their receipt. he just stared at me, and, in turn, i stared at myself.
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
i hate the saying "dont judge a book by its cover" because every good book ive ever read has had a great cover and every bad book ive ever read has had some dogshit ass covers
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
if there is any film opinion from me you need to take into consideration its that The Exorcist III is one of the best films ever made. Great writing, the cast is on fire, filmmaking that reminds me heavily of the New Hollywood-era and just a real fun time #talkingtoabrickwall
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
i enjoyed joker 2 #guiltyascharged
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
the cashiers at RaceTrac have refused to charge me for my daily coffee for the past year at this point and still every time i mosey up to the register like a pathetic fucking dog thinking "todays gonna be the day they change their minds, if i walk out of here with this free coffee im going to jail"
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
i wear my t shirt in the pool in solitary for my fat brothers and sisters
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
i have paid two months of a gym membership and havent gone a single time in those two months #SLOBMAXXING
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
imma start smoking Marlboro Reds in my apartment nothing matters anymore #trump2024
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
fuck gentrification but ill put a slight pause on that cause when i move to the big apple and get a studio apartment in harlem for $900
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
theres been an unopened can of Modelo sitting on the sidewalk near my apartment for the past week. dare i unleash the beast?
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
the worst part about shitting is the poop
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
what the fuck is the deal with crosswalks that go "wait" every five seconds. what the fuck do you think im doing? seriously, no, seriously, what the fuck do you think i am doing?
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
im not sure if i fuck with James and the Giant Peach anymore. anything is possible.
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
one of my favorite white guys
technology connections
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
aight, time to use bluesky
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
british guy who just sneezed while shaving his nuts: phew, 'most nicked me bollocks
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
ok, time to start using bluesky
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a very @youngchoulin.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
im about to start using bluesky for real, seriously.
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