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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 1h
He says a lot of things. Rarely are these things true.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MFer sued his victim to get his hush money back. Sued his victim!
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reminds me that chief among their "proofs" that Biden lost the 2020 election was that he got so many more votes than Trump.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remains among the bottom 10 states for being human.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A reminder that without unjust capital punishment there would be no Christianity. It's fundamental.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LOLOLOLOLILOLOLOLOLOL
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Create a need and then fill it.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'll get right on that.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tillis out cosplaying a guy with a backbone again? It'll pass. Again.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aren't those peppercorns and mustard seeds?
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's been the longest two weeks of my life.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 20 minutes with Verizon's hallucinating AI customer service agents yesterday are a testament to its being no kind of intelligent at all.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He wants oil prices high. It makes him money.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My sympathies to that dude's wife. Honey, you can do better.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Could company scrip become the new Bitcoin? Everything old is new again.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn. Me too.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Transferring public monies into private pockets is the point of this exercise. Wasn't a mistake. It was the plan. Immigration enforcement is just the ruse to get it done.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Violent Phlegms
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder how many times Xi has reflected on the history of Mad King Zhóu today?
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seb Gorka is a bearded hemorrhoid.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I figured it was because he wanted to put a girlfriend he met at a Tijuana donkey show on the payroll.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like this one from the Voivod album The Outer Limits:
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looks like the illustrations that were made for 3D glasses.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mississippi goddam!
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Nina Simone in Turban and Hoop Earrings
Alt: Nina Simone in Turban and Hoop Earrings
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He keeps his lard in there.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Monica Crowley, not Harp.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seb Gorka is a bearded hemorrhoid.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sinking money into either the insurance industry or war industry isn't much a choice. Medicare for all.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chicken gizzards and hearts are better than they sound. But not much.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SNAP accounts for ~9% of Walmart's grocery revenue.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol
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Donald Trump Says 'Wrong'
ALT: Donald Trump Says 'Wrong'
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Corporate media is fascist media.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We should creatively work his name into the vernacular appropriately. For instance: my fiber intake is directly correlated to the regularity of my daily Trump. A good Trump can be immensely satisfying.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nope.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bovino graduated from App State too. WTF is going on at App State?
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Macintosh have been around since the early 1800s. Jonagolds since mid 20th century. I like Winesaps.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I do. Every day.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn't go to the doctor for 20 years. Had insurance the whole time. These guys are morons.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Friends Ross: OK Yeah Sure!
Alt: Friends Ross: OK Yeah Sure!
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Furrier reply bots? Natural dam enthusiasts?
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
...and will still clog up every other day.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Just think how much worse it would be under Kamala!" MAGA rationalization that makes all the hurt go away.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sick burn you bundle of sticks!
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Measles is bad enough but now rabies is picking up too.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He looks like he's desperately holding in an urgent poop.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The mindset that the more one suffers here on earth, the greater one's reward in heaven doesn't make for healthy life choices.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
20 of his family farms? If there's 20 of them they ain't family farms.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My 80 year old mother currently still working to pay off her hip replacement and taxes will get a kick out of this.
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I'm not a bot. DON'T PUT ON THE INTERNET THAT I'M A BOT! @youknowit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hanlon's razor. No goal other than critical thinking.
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