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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
bouns sneo with my keys. he lives in my pocket now 💛🩷
the same Spamton Neo Charm on a short Rubber Duck patterned lanyard alongside two keys and a Shrimp Sushi shaped quarter holder
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the goods!!! wonderful charms and magnet from @springbeans-art.bsky.social. The charms are nice and sturdy. the edges are really smooth and nice to rub my thumb on. Thanks again Ollie for dealing with customs for me lmao
two peoples' hands holding keychain charms infront of a black refrigerator.  Charms of Spamton Neo, The Going Merry, and The Thousand Sunny. The hand holding the merry and sunny is giving a peace sign.

on the refrigerator is a magnet of Senshi from Dungeon Meshi, smiling warmly and presenting a hot pot made with dungeon ingredients. White text on a blue background says [EAT WELL grow strong]
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
stop using the patreon app. you don't need it. the web browser is perfectly fine for the purpose of opening up your email and looking at a picture.
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
According to some listicle I found, in Irish tradition if a tall, dark haired man is the first person to enter a home in the new year, it brings happiness and good fortune. I have a tall guy, and a dark haired guy, does that count? archiveofourown.org/works/757787... #deltaruined
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springbeans-art🍉🔞 @springbeans-art.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Collab with @johnnywilcocks.bsky.social of our Spamtons just hanging out and bonding 💞 tysm for trusting me with your beautiful lineart and Bigshot’s Assets(tm) This started as a late Maid Day thing let’s just pretend it’s still May ok 🏷️ #deltaruined #spamcest #crunchdraw
Collaborative digital illustration of two Spamton designs - Bigshot era and Puppet - from the artists johnnywilcocks and springbeans-art respectively. They are both dressed in frilly black and white maid dress costumes, Puppet Spam’s slightly more faded with age and of a more traditional style while Bigshot’s is a more revealing bikini-esque version. Bigshot Spamton is sitting on the ground with his legs spread open to make room for Puppet, who is sprawled partially in his lap, leaning back against his bigger partner. His haphazard attempt to grapple on has resulted in him pushing one of Bigshot’s thigh high socks down to bunch up past his knee. Puppet’s right leg is hooked over one of Bigshot’s arms which he is using to teasingly jack himself off between Puppet’s legs, his cock massive in contrast to Puppet’s proportions and deliciously glistening with precum. Puppet Spam’s own tentacle cock is winding around in the middle of the action, cradling Bigshot’s hand and balls and leaving trails of slick everywhere. Both of their gazes are locked in on the jerking off motion, Bigshot himself with a pleased expression while Puppet Spam looks somewhat overwhelmed with the view, slackjawed and blushing. A pair of precum soaked bright red panties have been left dangling from Puppet’s left leg.
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🔞 [strange crunch] @johnnywilcocks.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
NULL HERE GET YA NULL HERE 📣 comms for @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social ! 🏷️ #crunchdraw #spamtenna #deltaruined #sneotenna
Puppet Spamton from Deltarune, laying on his back with nothing but his patchy, roughed up jacket on. His body is made up of ball joints, with his sternum to stomach made of plush, the fabric yellowed from age. His plastic body is littered with light scuffs, with hand drawn body hair drawn on his chest and forearms.
His legs are spread wide, one hand desperately grinding onto his flat crotch. His other hand is fidgeting a finger into the gap between his head and neck, just under where an ear would be.
Despite his nothing, he looks euphoric, face red from his cheeks up and into his hairline. He pants as he looks half lidded to some unseen 2nd party, slick coating his face and the hand down by his crotch.
"HOW WAS THAT? 5 STAR REVIEW?"Spamton NEO and Tenna from Deltarune.
Tenna is laid out on his back, completely naked (save for his gloves that never come off), the hatch on the front of his chest wide open, exposing neon green wires.
Spamton is mounted on top of him, grinding his empty pelvis against Tenna's dick, his hand shoved into the mess of wires. The contact creates an electrical loop, shooting electricity up his arm, lighting up the cracks in his body, his chest triangle, his eyes and the wires in his hair. It circuits back around to Spamton's hips, shooting electricity against Tenna's dick, sending the TV into overcharged euphoria.
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
me lately whenever i enjoy a tallboy
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🔞 [strange crunch] @johnnywilcocks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
why are you mad at it dude #crunchdraw #deltaruined
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🔞 [strange crunch] @johnnywilcocks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
oh my god i haven't posted any drawings here for like a month please forgive me. take these commissions for @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social 🏷️ #crunchdraw
Big Shot era Spamton, dressed in mucky overalls, with rolled up sleeves and opened slightly, showing a white tank top underneath. He's lifting the hood of a car, gazing lovingly at the engine, with the POV of the image made to look like he is looking at the viewer.
He has an aloof smirk on his face, with smears of grease on his face and fingers.
"Alright, baby. Let's teach you how to purr."Big Shot era Spamton emerging from the water with a strong motion, water cascading off his body as he slicks back his hair and a heart shaped locket around his neck swings upward and catches the sunlight.
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
that's not very "stay" of you copia...
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
for angst right? you meant angst?
   “So? What’d he [say it ain’t so]?”
   The miniature Spamling fidgets, drumming its fingertips together. 
   “[Out with it already!]” between his nerves and having to see an imitation of how he stands when he’s having- had a hard time speaking causes him to lash out at the little thing. 
   "Atatchment resolution not supported…” it mumbles, expecting to be criticized for this. 
   “Just… try your best, ok?” Spamton says, holding himself back from shouting again.
   The creature flutters up, looking at Spamton head on. It holds eye contact with him for a long moment, then swoops down under his chin, where it gives him a little scritch? 
   “Sure, sounds great, love. Talk to ya later!” It pops up and kisses Spamton on the corner of his mouth ”Mmmmwah!” 
   The Spamling drops back down onto the desk, looking at Spamton expectantly.
   “Respond?” It’s blushing and puffing out its feathers. 
   “We’ll [see you soon!] him in an hour!” The Spamling’s wings droop with a cartoonish sound effect, which Spamton knows it played itself. “Fine, do what you want.”
   “Respond?” it prompts again.
   “I’m not kissing you. You go kiss him [your way]... wait doN’T TELL HIM THAT!” 
   He failed, again, and got beat down, again. But he’s safe for the moment, alone in a secluded corner. His injuries aren't that bad. He decides to spend his last magic of the day on a little treat. 
   Something like an angel digitzes into existence here. They’re not alone anymore. 
   “[Play it again, Sam]” 
“At-tach-ment cor-rupted.”
   “I know.”
“Playing corrupted attachment may damage-”
   “I know! Just.. please.” They don’t have anything else.
   It hugs the side of his face.
“Talk later! Sure love ya! wah!” 
   “[thx]...” they sit in the near silence, the sounds of the city playing around them. 
“Time for a quick survey?”
“[Sure], why not?”
“Am I good enough?”
   Spamton dismisses the popup. He snatches the thing out of the air and stuffs it inside his jacket.
   It’s going to be a cold night. Best to have company.
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
archiveofourown.org/works/774024... I think I'll do a wrap around #deltaruined
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🔞 [strange crunch] @johnnywilcocks.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
#commision for @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social that i have been CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO POST THANK YOU FOR SUCH A FUN PROMPT 🏷️ #deltaruined #spamcest #crunchdraw
Bigshot!Spamton and Addison!Spamton sitting together on a couch.
And by sitting, I mean Addispam is sitting in Big Shot's lap, facing him, hands on his shoulders as they grind their clothed dicks together. They're both wearing a variation of a bunny suit; Big Shot's being red with pantyhose that goes all the way up his waist, with white cuffs and a collar with a yellow bow tie, complete with red ears and heels. Addispam's outfit is blue and adorned with ribbons on the waistband and matching blue ears, paired with long blue gloves and thigh high stockings. His heels are missing as he curls his toes in Big Shot's lap.
Addispam is shaking in his lap, hands braced on the other Spamton's shoulders as he barely holds back his orgasm. Big Shot looks casual, hands guiding Addispam by holding his ass, but isn't looking far off from coming himself.
While Addispam whimpers, Big Shot encourages him.
"That's it, Angel. You're doin' so good. You'd hate to game over already, right?"
Thinking to himself, "[Beep], not that I'm doing much better-"
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
i didnt feel right puting the link in a quote post this time, but know that it's this guy
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
According to some listicle I found, in Irish tradition if a tall, dark haired man is the first person to enter a home in the new year, it brings happiness and good fortune. I have a tall guy, and a dark haired guy, does that count? archiveofourown.org/works/757787... #deltaruined
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
bigtop burger spoilers? chewing on him untill the day i die. what do you mean the fungus control is defeated in 2 seconds by the power of love? /aff
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Boosting these two songs for that good good christmas angst #spamtenna 📺 youtu.be/30RVQJbYyoM?...
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The Carpenters - Merry Christmas, Darling (Original 1970)
YouTube video by Your Music
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
CALL NOW AND WE'LL TRIPLE OUR OFFER! limited time only, while supplies last. archiveofourown.org/works/75187956 #deltaruined
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In the Middle of the Night It Feeds - dominocatmask - Deltarune (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
They sure do. Thanks past me /s
a screen shot of a google doc titled [Im the Middle of...] the title is cut off.
Highlighted in orange is [They fuck.] The rest of the paragraph is blacked out.
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Yes, it's all Huey Lewis. He writes so many love songs that make me go "*sucks teeth* mmm :/" when thinking about them the "right" way #lovebugau #LovebugTennaAU open.spotify.com/playlist/4s3...
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Lovebug Tenna AU
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
SpamTenna playlist! Comentary in the replies #deltarune #spamtenna open.spotify.com/playlist/5qj...
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They Loved Each Other, They Hate Each Other, Can They Ever Love Agian? - SpamTenna
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
But wait! There's more! archiveofourown.org/works/721522... #deltaruined
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You're the Only One For Me - Chapter 1 - dominocatmask - Deltarune (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Help I made this account to lurk, but yall are too cool @youknowhwatiwant.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
archiveofourown.org/works/71409061 [LICK] the [BOOT] that feeds
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Quid Pro Quo - dominocatmask - Deltarune (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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