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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 6h

accidentally opened youtube without an adblocker and immediately saw an ad in which sydney sweeney was just saying the word sports over and over again in what i can only describe as "dumb girl voice"

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 23h

oh i know this one, it's the guy who fails to probably secure the cargo of mraps, causing the plane to crash moments after takeoff from bagram airfield on april 29th 2013

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

you know people used to say that angela merkel was such a successful leader because she grew up in east germany and knew how people there actually felt instead of just going off of cold war stereotypes

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i think that is almost exactly backwards. they think die linke is going to bring the ddr back and present themselves as a "left" alternative that is militantly anti-communist

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

there is zionist propaganda happening directly adjacent to some kind of fraternity event involving loud music and whipped cream. so whoever is handing out permits has a sense of humor

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

one could say that the alienation of labor robs us of our humanity

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

portable air conditioners should have configurable current limits like electric car chargers

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i see the words "social contagion" and the kill bill sirens are going off in my head

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

people think that an atv is like a motorcycle with training wheels, but they are so much heavier and more tippy

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

and that only happens because they are committing the cardinal sin of passwords, not hashing them

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

frustratingly a lot of drivers don't understand the difference between drls and head lights and so they drive at night with no taillights

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

frustrating: trying to remember which of the 32 buttons on your joystick is landing gear and accidentally boosting into a wall transcendent: dropping way to fucking close to a neutron star

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my voice is my passport. burger me.

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"joseph stalin, total loser, died of a stroke like a dog. now hitler, there's a guy who went out like a hero."

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ya they neglected to do regular inspections and maintenance in rural areas for decades, and then the state threatened to hold them liable for starting a wildfire, and so now they turn off the sketchy lines every time it gets windy because fixing them would cost money

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

also many 401ks only let you choose from a dozen or so options that your employer pre-approved, half of which will be bullshit "actively managed" funds with a 4% annual maintenance fee

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the second money becomes real again and companies start having to pay millions of dollars for this shit the whole thing is coming crashing down

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

between this and la sombrita it kinda feels like the la city council has skin cancer brain slugs

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i have just been named emperor of the usa. i lean a little too close to the microphone. "for my first decree -" i cover the mic. "siri, how much does a vw golf weigh? jesus, that much?" i clear my throat. "it is illegal to drive a car that weighs more than 3500 lbs". a bullet whizzes through my head

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

my cyberpower ups has developed a fun failure mode where it not only fails to notice a weak battery, but the self test causes a real power outage

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

this has reminded me of the bit in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy about mattresses being the corpses of a species of intelligent creatures who just happen to be a convenient shape

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"you guys think that in the future an evil ai is going to resurrect you and torture you forever? well guess what, i'm doing that to a dozen ais right now"

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

honestly in addition to banning every fraternity, we need to do stalin-style purges of every university administration

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there may be local variations about where they aren't allowed etc, but the speed limits and age requirements are state law since 2015

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

that's basically how it works on california, obviously your state may very

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i mean the law does, but rich suburbanites don't

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

another fun one is when they cut the corner turning left at a 4 way intersection and nearly drive directly into the front of a car sitting still

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

all this talk about fraternities reminded me of my college orientation, when they said "we do not have a good samaritan policy here, if you get too drunk at a party and have to go to the hospital you will get in trouble". which seemed kind of fucked up

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sluggo's got a high top fade under that hat

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

battery powered trains only make sense for short lines with infrequent service. trying to use them for long distance main lines is just another pathetic excuse to avoid investing in infrastructure

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

wait how else are you supposed to pronounce it? or is it just the emphasis is wrong?

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i didn't even notice at first and now i am losing my shit over the concept of gay bathrooms

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it's my understanding that this is almost true, except it was actually a reaction against left wing folk music in the 1930s

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

shit, I just sold all my bonds like a month ago

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

radical islamists have developed a secret method of not getting piss on your underwear

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

interestingly my only encounter with one so far it was speeding, presumably because the speed limit was recently changed and their maps haven't been updated yet

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i'm pronouncing this turtle's name gee-off

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

wait can you seriously "one weird trick" your way out of a ticket like that?

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the senate already has a minimum age of 30. it's only fair to have a maximum age too. how old does mcconnell expect to live to, 114?

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

android wear has been rendered completely unusable by bloat. what do you mean it takes 15 seconds to load the calendar widget. am i just supposed to stand here staring at my wrist like some kind of asshole?

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i don't think i've noticed this many people coughing in public since 2020

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

fyi don't install the latest windows update if you like your computer being able to turn on

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0.1x engineer @youdontpost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

never thought i'd say this but celsius has too much caffeine. we have to retvrn to white monster

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