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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 17h
Dipper from Gravity Falls holds a bill and happily says “This is worthless!”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 30/09/2026
My thoughts on Michael Tracy prompting the doxxing of the Cornell victim
A man in front of sponsors says “If I speak Bluesky will suspend me”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 29/09/2026
Oh no
Email notification:
Bloomberg
Tax dodges for the rich are under fire
The IRS just made its clearest threat yet.
7m ago
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 29/09/2026
Ragebait used to be an art
Screencap of an instagram reel with the words “shower tiramisu hallelujah” showing exactly that
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 28/09/2026
Ngl Taylor Swift’s “Cleveland” kinda slaps
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 28/09/2026
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 28/09/2026
One of the best books I’ve ever read tbh lads 🤷
My hand holding up the book “Notes On a Colonial Situation In Hell” by Robert G. Penner
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 27/09/2026
Mr. incredible, dejected, faces Mrs. Incredible in two panels. The edited caption reads “shut the fuck up… please shut the fuck up”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 26/09/2026
Wally’s started utilizing the very top of the cat tree and he’s enjoying looming above all of us
Wally the brown British shorthair cat perched at the very top of a cat tree
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 26/09/2026
Never has been
An astronaut facing away, behind them, another astronaut holds a gun to their back
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 25/09/2026
An old man Veggietale holding a staff says “What you have done has made God very unhappy.”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 25/09/2026
10 Hours of Jingling Keys YouTube screenshot
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 25/09/2026
“Glad to see you lost your spine again, news media.”
Moe Szyslak from The Simpsons leans over the bar to Homer while he drinks a beer and says “That was a scary couple of hours.”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 25/09/2026
Hannibal Buress makes a “stop” gesture
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 25/09/2026
How it is sometimes
Low poly boxer ready to fight: ok ima demand Canada follow its own laws

Same boxer sitting drinking water: damn, liberal ignorance got hands
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 25/09/2026
A child in red shirt and yellow pants holds a gun and expresses sorrow in two separate panels
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 24/09/2026
OpenAI needs to be dismantled over not reporting this.
The violent contents of Van Rootselaar's two
ChatGPT accounts, detailed here publicly for the first time, are far more extensive and disturbing than previously known. Van Rootselaar, who was 18 at the time of the attack, also used OpenAl's chatbot to upload bloody images of extreme violence and photos of harm to herself. She pushed ChatGPT to create graphic fictional narratives of mass killings. One featured an 18-year-old perpetrator who livestreamed a mass shooting that went viral and, in ChatGPT's telling, made her an online "legend." (Infamy is often a key goal of mass shooters.) Another featured a perpetrator named "Jess" who shot police and stalked and terrorized her victims as she executed them.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 24/09/2026
An actor portraying Pablo Escobar in Narcos stands in an empty pool
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 24/09/2026
Nice argument, however I have already portrayed you as the wincing, uncomfortable Donald Trump and myself as the cool, unflappable President Xi
Trump winces while Xi Jinping is unfazed
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 24/09/2026
Hank Hill grimaces
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 23/09/2026
Panel 1: James Gandolfini looks at Zoe of Sesame Street and says “Would it help if I squeezed you?”
Panel 2: James Gandolfini hugs Zoe
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 23/09/2026
Just got an email saying a position I was really qualified for that I applied for in the summer has been filled. In the journo industry, aligns with my work, meet all the requirements and I didn’t even get an interview. There’s no point even getting angry anymore.
Homer Simpson in a fetal position outside an iron gate crying
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 23/09/2026
Context
The OG post I quoted:

Gregory
@gdnicholson.bsky.social • 2m
Strikes don't help anyone.
My entire family works or has worked in unions.
Every strike made them worse off.
Nobody forces anyone to strike, it's voted on.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 23/09/2026
Context:
Scott Martin
@youcaughtscott.com
Him
Employers always want binding arbitration because it saves them from the onus of compromise, which strikes force them into. It always gives them the upper hand, if not the best outcome. If they wanted to be fair to workers they wouldn't force them to strike.
Gregory
@gdnicholson.bsky.social • 2h
Unions may not get everything they want, but neither will employers.
Compromise? The horror.
1:36 PM • Sep 23, 2026
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 22/09/2026
Fuckin kill me
Content Writing Intern role at
NotHuman.Al: you would be a great fit!
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 22/09/2026
Seeing a certain streamer comment on Canadian politics makes me want to
Captain Marvel shoots himself in the temple with a handgun. The bullet makes a loud BANG! and leaves a puff of smoke, but also ricochets off his head.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 22/09/2026
Sonic the hedgehog tells a lady “Woah!   That’s interesting, but I sure don’t care!”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 21/09/2026
Hometown shout out
Bugs Bunny in a white tux depressed and drinking booze
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 20/09/2026
Following BC politics as an Ontarian
Tim Robinson in an I Think You Should Leave sketch telling another person at a dinner table “What the hell is that that’s going on out there?”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 20/09/2026
>repeats lie about staying out of politics >prefaces by lamenting Oct. 7 >says “What is happening in Gaza” with a passive voice >focuses on people “with different points of view” coming together
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 20/09/2026
Probably because almost 6/10 Americans blamed the students for getting shot. One author of a book noted “multiple uses of the phrase ‘They should have shot more of them [students]’ and similar sentiments.” Source: historynet.com/two-new-pers...
student protesters. A Gallup poll the following week revealed nearly 60 percent placed total blame on the students, while only 10 percent blamed the guardsmen (30 percent had no opinion). Means cites multiple uses of the phrase "They should have shot more of them [students]" and similar sentiments.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 19/09/2026
Mood rn
Homer Simpson in a dark room looks at his glass filled with alcohol in a morose mood. The light of a computer highlights his depressed face.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 19/09/2026
The sign of a very honest journalist
Canadaland Discord Exchange:

@Alison Can you share your sources for these claims?
Jesse Brown 7:26 PM
I think you'll find it all very easily if you care to.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 19/09/2026
Get this fucking worm away from me
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 18/09/2026
Well if y’all insist
Wally the brown British shorthair cat laying on a coffee table
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 18/09/2026
Blocked for proving his bullshit wrong
Alan Elrod
@aselrod.bsky.social • 2h
It is very telling that this is the argument for Israel only. I want Putin and Xi gone and for Russia and China to be democracies. But you don't hear people saying those countries, which are engaged in imperialism and oppression, should be erased from the map. 1/2

Alan Elrod (post he quoted)
@aselrod.bsky.social • 2h
Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza, but my solution to that is *not* that the country of Israel should cease to exist.
I feel like this is a reasonable and humane position.

Reply:
Genderless Rodent
@genderlessroden... • 1h
Under this aspect you have to address the obvious question of "is it good or bad that the Soviet union no longer exists and is now
Russia?"

Reply:
Alan Elrod
@aselrod.bsky.social
Good. It ended via self-determination. If Israel as currently constituted is reshaped in some way or another via Palestinian self-determination that is also ok and good.
6:58 PM • Sep 17, 2026
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 18/09/2026
March 1991 Referendum with the question “Do you consider necessary the preservation of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics as a renewed federation of equal sovereign republics, in which the rights and freedoms of an individual of any nationality will be fully guaranteed?”
Armenia, Estonia, Georgia, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldavia (Moldova)— boycotted the referendum. However, their populations made up only approximately 7 percent of the total USSR population. Overall turnout was 80.0 percent, and 76.4 percent of those participating voted "yes." In Russia, turnout was 75.4 percent, with 71.3 percent voting "yes," while in Ukraine turnout was 83.5 percent, with 70.2 percent voting "yes" (the lowest percentage among all union republics). In all six republics with traditionally Muslim majorities, well over 90 percent voted "yes."
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 17/09/2026
Ah man you got the wrong one
System of a Down’s “Steal this album!”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 17/09/2026
Marge Simpson shrugs surrounded by Lisa and Maggie and the edited caption says “It’s true and you should say it.”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 16/09/2026
Gil from The Simpsons on the phone, desperately begging the person on the other line, says “No, please you gotta help Ol’ Gil.”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 16/09/2026
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 16/09/2026
The artist behind Heathcliff loves my Heathcliff tattoo.
Peter Gallagher, artist behind the Heathcliff comic, replies to a tweet I made that is a photo of my ankle tattoo (Heathcliff driving a meat tank wearing a meat helmet). He says “Beautiful”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 15/09/2026
“[It] will increase the amount of assets covered from roughly 15% of assets to more than 65%… Canada's marginal effective tax rate on new business investment will fall from roughly 13% to 6.4% - the lowest of any major economy in the world and less than half the rate in the United States.” BAD.
Today, at the first Canada Investment Summit, Prime Minister Carney announced that the federal government is building on that success with the new Productivity Mega Deduction.
This game-changing new tax incentive will increase the amount of assets covered from roughly 15% of assets to more than 65%, including fibre-optic cable, mining property, oil and gas pipelines, software, research and development, computer equipment, aircraft and vehicles, patents, rail track, bridges, and roads.
To reinforce Canada's tax advantage, the federal government is also making immediate expensing permanent so businesses can recover these costs sooner. This will lower the after-tax cost of investing and boost capital investment across Canada. As a result, Canada's marginal effective tax rate on new business investment will fall from roughly 13% to 6.4% - the lowest of any major economy in the world and less than half the rate in the United States.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 14/09/2026
Reasons
Mark Hamill tweet on Apr 15, 2023: It was a pleasure meeting with the brave Ukrainian drone operators. We talked about the challenges they face on a daily basis, but they also wanted to talk about Wookiees & farm boys & droids, oh my! Show your support here: u24.gov.ua

Quote tweet says “Uh” and shows a screenshot where a flag behind someone he spoke to is the Ukrainian OUM flag with runes on it, which is the symbol of a fascist Ukrainian movemet that exterminated Poles and Jews in WWII
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 14/09/2026
Crude stick figure factory worker works on assembly line where a deluge of “Fell for it again” awards have clogged the machine. Stick figure says “fuck”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 14/09/2026
Can I interest you in an extended warranty?
Me in a grey plaid suit against a door backdrop
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 14/09/2026
Sorry wasn’t aware you loved war crimes www.npr.org/2013/01/10/1...
Over four hours, members of Charlie Company methodically slaughtered more than five hundred unarmed victims, killing some in ones and twos, others in small groups, and collecting many more in a drainage ditch that would become an infamous killing ground.
They faced no opposition. They even took a quiet break to eat lunch in the midst of the carnage.
Along the way, they also raped women and young girls, mutilated the dead, systematically burned homes, and fouled the area's drinking water.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 13/09/2026
Look at my beautiful boy.
Wally, a brown British Shorthair cat laying on a coffee table
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 13/09/2026
Bro you were a counterterrorism officer in the CIA in Iraq and Afghanistan. Shut the fuck up.
Screenshot of author and ex-CIA counterterrorism officer (yes literally) Tom King with the caption “Tom King breaks down corruption, fascism themes in Lanterns”
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 10/09/2026
Comedian John Mulaney looks knowingly at the audience during a special
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