Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 2hOK, that’s TWO $40+ Lara Croft figures that don’t come with stone gears or medkits but do come with the climbing pickaxe thingy. One more and I’m gonna start yelling about conspiraciers. The games aren’t called Lara Croft: Climby Shotguns, people. She raids tombs. 240
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 5h“Basically, M&M society has kind of an Eloi/Morlock thing goin’ on.” Actual thing said in my actual house in the actual goddamned morning. 031
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 6hYour Spider-Man ‘67 Villain of the Day: The Master Technician! - See below, except he doesn’t turn people dumb. - The filler here is Peter Parker trying to get laid but having to deal with this motherfucker instead of “studying” with his classmate. And swinging. Always swinging. 020
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 20hGame systems I have true, legit affection for, as hardware, in order: 1) Sega Dreamcast 2) Nintendo GameCube 3) Atari Jaguar/JagCD 4) Sears Tele-Games (the rebranded 2600 we had as kids) 5) Turbografx-16 The rest were and are all just boxes I played games on. 040
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 21hI adore the Jaguar. I adored my Jaguar. I even adored my Jaguar CD. Was it technically a mistake to get one? Absolutely. Didd it look like a toilet? And how. Do I have a deep, abiding love of every garbage game I got for it plus the tiny handful of good ones? Hell yeah. 150
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 21hHA. When I first set up RetroArch on my iPad, either the Jaguar core didn’t work for shit or I misremembered that it didn’t. On a whim I threw some games on and it either always worked perfectly or it does now! Cybermorph! Alien Vs. Predator! Tempest 2000! Defender 200! KASUMI NINJA! 020
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 23hTechnically, if you fallow the causal chain of events far enough back, this is @tjeremy.com ‘s fault. 1101
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 23hI know I don’t have any real use for it and I know its just the tampoed comic book mold that we’re all a little mad at but also I kinda want that Mary Jane magazine that didn’t come with the Aunt May I bought years ago. 340
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In for one astronaut, partly because they’re neat and partly because there’s an absolute dearth of classic or near-classic astronauts in 1:12 and I’ve never understood that. 271
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Your Spider-Man ‘67 Villain of the Day: Kingpin! Continuing to backfill the Bakshis beofre I strted posting these. - Part of a two-episode stretch and three episodes total when they seemed to be trying to make a good Spidey toon. - Making fake drugs for old people. - Gets away. 040
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026RNG Vault 370 (6/13/24), is, in retrospect, me getting the wrong action figure in the divorce. But also the only Andrade I’d want is the current version and nobody ever made him. I got this Ultimate Edition cheap out of fondness for the Horsewomen era. #toyphotography #actionfigures 181
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That’s Episode 5 knocked out and man, playing this is like living through 2026. You hit a point where you’re just bored of seeing Hitler, swastikas, and Nazis and you’ve been wishing it’d be over for a while now. 030
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So, I’m planning on “emulator” being my main form of plane/downtime entertainment during Travel so if you see this, gimme a weirdgood recommendation or two from the dawn of time up through the 32X. 230
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your Spider-Man ‘67 Villain of the Day: Uncle Ben’s Killer! - From episode 21. TWENTY ONE. (First of the Bakshis). - Creates the quickly disabused impression that they’re gonna take this serious-like. - Origin goes like you’d think except PP spends the first 8 minutes before the bite being horny. 010
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The last thought I had about PAC before learning of his death was “No he isn’t.” It was toward the end of the Andrade match and he went up to the top turnbuckle and Tony, I think, said, “he’s so comfortable up there”. It’s a stock thing commentators say about fliers but no, he wasn’t. 142
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Holy shit just saw the news about PAC. I really don’t like posting RIP stuff so I almost never do but this one is shocking for so many reasons. 020
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hey, good news everyone, the single worst package tracking page in human history (from Gamestop, no carrier, set to Out For Delivery when it shipped on 9/19 and never budged, no updates, honestly looked like an AI recreation of package tracking) resolved favorably and I have two more Superfriends. 141
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On an old Price is Right Johnny Olson pronounced the ch in “Archon” like in “chew” and I got “maybe I should be in therapy” mad. 010
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026GOT: Teeny Tinies Ramen Cart! Official gotcha. When life hands you weird scale, make, um, weird scale-ade? Just a quick last one for a bit because I have some travel in my future and all the toys are Put Away For The Time Being. #toyphotography #actionfigures 193
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That All Out trios match was everything I love about pro wrestling. Six dudes all with charsima maxed out. Flipppy shit Epic feats of strength Interpersonal drama 010
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Daniel Garcia saying “Homeschooled” may be the single thing I’ve both believed and laughed at the most since his debut. 020
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026OK, fine, I’ll take one more shot at a bunch of heads I like and will probably never use and extra parts for Veeeeeeeeeegaaaaaaa. 030
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This weekend’s big food project is smoked chickens. Brined in salt, roasted garlic, bay leaves, and lemon. Smoked at 225 in hickory until the legs hit 22t. Breasts carved and frozen. Dark meat shredded, parted out, frozen. Carcasses picked. 270
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fun facts! BTS shot! Gonna toss a link to the full-res blog post in the replies. Full res versions are probably rife with background removal botches and stray pixels in part because of iOS27 messing up the pressure sensitivity and hover on my Pencil in Affinity. 4101
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Your Spider-Man ‘67 Villain of the Series: BUDGETS! - The final ep is called “Trip To Tomorrow”. - This kid is running away from home when Spidey falls through the roof of this boxcar. - The kid wants to be a superhero so Spidey tells him three stories to scare him off. - It’s a CLIP SHOW. 040
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026SEQUENCE: Jayrby At All In! AND NEW! Hi, @hangcat.bsky.social ! Tribute? Homage? Weird “gift”? Some of all of that. I wanted to make Jayrby champs at Wembley and one idea led to another and it got out of hand. I borrowed her All In art for the entrance ramp. #toyphotography #actionfigures 2164
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve lost track of which Teeny Tinies sets the Toy Pals are aware of / unaware of but Partner just came home with this. 380
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One underappreciated (and, I think, underutilized) features of this place is that the non-stop stream of The Horrors can be interrupted by good people’s successes. Today, this post is about @eviluno.bsky.social and @mysterywrestling.bsky.social 020
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Only thing Im gonna say about that top 100 TV shows list, since all lists like that are fundamentally trolling, is that someone made a conscious decision to put Louie on it and high up. And they’re gonna say it was “despite” and we all know it’s “because”. 010
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Your Spidey ‘78 Villain of the Day: This Other Guy! - Leader of a band of snowmen in the Arctic. - Wants to sacrifice that meteor to the volcano so their reused desaturated “Arctic” backgrounds will be warm. - Leaves the reporter alone so she can bug Spidey — Peter Parker’s 3rd plane crash. 140
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is going around again and I remember it took me forever to do because of the interface / my eyes so I’m just gonna QP it. 020
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Back on this bullshit! RNG Vault 538 (2/12/25) is some Gundam-ass Gundaming. This was part of the gotcha series for the second of four Robot Sppirits Gundam I ended up with, Char’s Zaku II. Plus OG Gundam, Gundam Aerial, and Guncannon. #toyphotography #actionfigures 060
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Old enough to be fondly nostalgic for that small handful of years when fractals were the most important, coolest thing ever. 051
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Full disclosure: I have an unhealthy investment in the possibility that as some point Cecil Nyx will slip and reveal the name of his cat. (Or, I guess, confirm that his cat’s name is “Cat”. 120
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s so very 2026 that the Outrunners can wear gear that says “smoking is cool, kids!” and we all know it’s a gag and can play along and the Fed makes move that says “white supremacy is cool, kids!” and we all know it’s dead serious. 030
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My “I won’t judge you for the action figures you preorder/purchase” principle is being sorely tested this morning, heh. 360
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of those forms of entertainment, by the way, was watching the penultimate Spider-Man ‘67 ep and picking out the villain of the day. (Just in case. I don’t expect anyone woulda been “Huh no villain?” in an hour or so.) 020
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m behind on ALL other forms of entertainment this evening. But. I got the shots. Boy howdy did I get the shots. 130
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey if any of y’all have the weird lens they must use on the hard cam to get all the posts and ropes straight like that could you toss it over please? Thanks! 020
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why do cats love toy wrestling rings more than anything? 040
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Man, now I -really- have to funish putting my toy wrestling ring back together. And, as usual, the Styles kid is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 040
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Been learning so much from the replies and reposts to this today. I’d have thought lemon bars would be more of a pan thing.static.klipy.comBored Monkey Pirate DrummerAlt: A claymation pirate monkey delivering a very bored rimshot. 061
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man, Gavin Newsom must have spent the weekend fuming and jealous of all the other shitty Democrats who were getting all the attention for being shitty. 110
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ebay has provided. The next thing can begin in earnest this evening. 010
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ha just yesterday we were talking about the shortcomings of the previous MAFEX Batmen and while I’d want to know a bit more about the hips, this once certainly comes with stuff. 140
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Spidey ‘67 Villain of the Day: Radiation Specialist! - Looks suspiciously identical to the Master Technician from “Swing City” - Floats NYC with radiation like M.T. too. - Shoots his own console like M.T. and the Atlantean dude. - Turns people to dumb slaves so they can use the prison ep footage. 220
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026AMAZING. RNG Vault 635 (6/21/25) is one of two pics I did at the time with the Amazing Yamaguchi Joker 1.5 I picked up when I visited Japan. I had to pair him with a Todd Batman, and to this day my ideal Batman hasn’t presented itself. STOP MAKING HUSHES. #toyphotography #actionfigures 192
Oldnerd @youaredumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So over Labor Day weekend, I did something I’ve been meaning to do for years. Find the bag of Loose Minimates Bits and research and reunite as many of the bits into their correct figures as I can. Ended up with nine, now free to fall apart in their parent company baggies. Did not find Frodo’s hair. 030