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Kiyote

@yotie72.yiffy.com
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Level 54, Santa Cruz Mountains Coyote! Lives for fun and mischief. Not work safe all the time … So please no minors

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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 05/10/2026
I promise it’s pretty delicious!
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 05/10/2026
Add a tiny bit of maple syrup and slivered almonds yummmm
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 05/10/2026
I can’t believe I ever used to hate broccoli as a kid I apologize to you, broccoli. I didn’t know better.
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 05/10/2026
The Gilligans Island writers just felt desperate. “hey, Lot B isn’t using that gorilla suit, let’s write an episode around it..”
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 05/10/2026
Probably married with children… Gilligan was really mean and it was clear after the first season the writers ran out of ideas They had a body switching episode for crying out loud
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 05/10/2026
The pork chop scene! I don’t even need the bathroom scene afterwards. The pork chop alone was enough.
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 05/10/2026
It was supposed to be a routine expedition
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 05/10/2026
I was six when I saw the Dino de Luarentiis King Kong movie where Kong steps on a crowd of people and crushes them together like squirming ants. That like… Attacked my soul 
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 05/10/2026
Lidar is so amazing It can strip away trees in a residential neighborhood in Wisconsin to reveal a 98 foot across Fox mound
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 04/10/2026
If I would stop going between air-conditioned places and then back outside, I think I’d be OK 😅
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 03/10/2026
Transformed into one My brain is so fried from the heat I can’t even tell the joke right
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 03/10/2026
It’s so hot Optimus Prime bought an air conditioner
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 03/10/2026
Great, I get to spend the entire month as an opossum
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 01/10/2026
Ahh sorry to hear about that! Get well soon!
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 01/10/2026
HMMM
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Rhumba @rhumbarat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Balsamic Fried Brussels with Russet Garlic Mash and Aminal-Shaped Nuggies served with Pom Reduction
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 29/09/2026
*swings around wildly while carrying a stepladder on his head*
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 29/09/2026
I leaned against a wet wall of paint at work like I’m in a bad 1920s comedy
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 28/09/2026
Yep— it’s all: How would one Navy seal do against 100 Neanderthals
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 27/09/2026
It’s @orzel.bsky.social !
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 27/09/2026
When I first saw a possum do this 10 years ago on the trail camera I thought I was going to be the Jane Goodall of possums or something but it turns out it’s well documented possum behavior
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 27/09/2026
I caught more evidence of possums carrying sticks with their tails on the game camera
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 27/09/2026
Dancing? This displeases the Lord
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 27/09/2026
Oohhh they did they “they’re right behind me, aren’t they?” joke like it’s 2017.
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 26/09/2026
I wish gold wasn’t $4600 an ounce 😢
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 26/09/2026
That looks so good!
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 26/09/2026
Amazon is now clogged with AI generated feature length movies. This one is called Cryptid Corps The visuals far out pace the dialogue. The dialog is so stiff and wooden— every joke falls completely flat because so much of comedy is based on timing
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 26/09/2026
Living in California instead of Ohio means I have these weird moments where I have no idea if it’s June or September or March
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 26/09/2026
My favorite is people complaining Star Trek is now woke
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 26/09/2026
2024 also gave us Frank Grillos’s Werewolves where the werewolves had snouts as long as skis so it all worked out
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 26/09/2026
Yeah, that’s from the 2024 Wolfman. It saved the special effects team at ton!
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 26/09/2026
I’ve got high hopes for Werewulf but wow Wolf Man of 2024 was so disappointing. I can not fap to this This just looks like a random person from downtown Santa Cruz I need a muzzle! Fur! A tail!
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 22/09/2026
Now don’t try to kid me man-cub I made a deal with you
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 22/09/2026
That tells me it’s time for a reboot! :) It was a movie series about a talking mule that talked and… That’s about it. He mostly only talked to one person At some point that person would say “Show them you can talk, Francis!” and of course Francis would refuse He paved the way for Mr. Ed
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Horse Says Hello
ALT: Horse Says Hello
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 22/09/2026
And a room was something you just got at the front desk. No lottery. 😵‍💫 I still don’t understand how registration lines exist We had the technology to solve that back in 2004
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 22/09/2026
Is driving people crazy to the point where they have to be taken away by people in white coats with butterfly nets and put in a rubber room in a straight jacket a fetish because Francis the talking mule did that a lot
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 22/09/2026
I mentioned Francis the talking mule to a coworker under the age of 40 and they seem to have no idea what I was talking about 😵‍💫 Like dude… They made seven movies about this talking mule! youtu.be/_ggMP0H6Zl8?...
youtu.be
Francis joins The WACS movie trailer
YouTube video by Backlot101
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 22/09/2026
Artist’s barely disguised kinks, circa 1956
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 22/09/2026
“I’VE JUST BEEN RESCUED FROM THE TITANIC, BUT I’M MISSING MY BELOVED ELIZABETH! HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIZABETH? MY DARLING ELIZABETH, WHERE ARE YOU? I MUST SPEAK TO THE CAPTAIN OF THE CARPATHIA THIS INSTANT!”  Yeah, that could be fun!
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 22/09/2026
2027 Working Dogs Coins Honor Therapy, Service and K-9 Roles Lookit all of these good boys!!
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 22/09/2026
That looks like so much fun! Are you able to get out if you had to? 🫢
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 22/09/2026
More than half your life! 😵‍💫
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 21/09/2026
Nooo how did I miss this??!
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 21/09/2026
Sure thing!
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Cici Dolphin @ciciphin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made a robotic mannequin for my fursuit and drove it around ASC! If you find any pictures or video people post, please tag me or send them to me! I'd love to see them. :) Video: @fluxpaw.bsky.social
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 21/09/2026
I’m just wondering what the Bird of the Year after parties are like. Probably wild.
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 20/09/2026
The mattress company is like “try it for our 30 days money back guarantee” but after just three nights of sleeping on it you’re walking like you fell down a flight of stairs
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 20/09/2026
I know how to spell raccoon but for some reason, Bluesky only gives it one C when I post using speech to text?! You can’t spell raccoon without CC
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 20/09/2026
Well, it turns out he wasn’t in his racoon suit at all! There was a mannequin in it and he was controlling it remotely through some sort of robotic platform he invented! Security was still mildly freaked out
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Kiyote @yotie72.yiffy.com · 20/09/2026
I think, “this can’t be right, Cici would never do anything crazy” but then I’m like— How well do we really know anybody?
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