York Whitaker @yorkwhitaker.com · 14/02/2025I don’t know, but you should definitely treat yourself. 010
York Whitaker @yorkwhitaker.com · 03/02/2025Those of us old enough to remember how Martin Tupper (Dream On) would recall film clips when people said wild shit to him, we need a name for how we collectively recall viral Tweets in those situations. This one comes to mind often. 030
York Whitaker @yorkwhitaker.com · 31/01/2025Thinking about when America lost its collective shit because Felicity cut her hair. 010
York Whitaker @yorkwhitaker.com · 04/12/2024I don’t think I’ve even ever listened to that Britney song, so many of us streamed that on repeat to spite Justin. 🙃 #SpotifyWrapped 140
York Whitaker @yorkwhitaker.com · 02/12/2024What name will Billboard come up with next? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_R%2... 0123
York Whitaker @yorkwhitaker.com · 02/12/2024Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free. 050
York Whitaker @yorkwhitaker.com · 28/11/2024Detected Peter Cetera's voice in the distance. This was playing in the other room. Somehow, through my headphones playing a random Youtube video I was still able to hear him. God tier frequency voiced MF. 010
York Whitaker @yorkwhitaker.com · 24/11/2024Just FaceTime me from there so I can see whose gonna piss on the grave. 010
York Whitaker @yorkwhitaker.com · 17/11/2024When you’re a Crip with just the dashiest-dash of Blood. 160
York Whitaker @yorkwhitaker.com · 02/07/2023Without downloading any pics, where are you at mentally. 020