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@yodaveshome.bsky.social
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Straight up. I'm rotted through.

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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Embracing the poison is hard enough. Fortunately, with time, you transform it into a cure. Though be prepared to sit in the irony of it. Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme🎶
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
White boy gang violence has made its first real volley. Consequence of a culture believing they were impervious to self-destructing behavior. Conservatives must come to terms that there's been a deep fissure festering in their cultures core. Now spilled over and seeking more mindshare/territory.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
One white boy ends another's life cause the other wasn't "white" enough. To all my fellow white people. This is white boy gang warfare. Ultra white nationalists are fighting for the same territory. The conservative mind Supplies are plentiful but resources are limited. Turf wars. Buckle up.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Ridgid internal processing patterns can distort meaning.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
When I die, I want the end theme of Mystery Science Theater 3000 to play me out of existence.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
What if, when I die, I'm a beautiful anime star child.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Fascism is a mental illness. Now I know we shouldn't make fun of people with mental illness. But. Fortunately. The only people that are gonna give a fuck are fascists themselves so take the W.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
For all the villain shit they do, it's also an extinction burst. If they cannot conquer with hate in time, that bastard of fire will consume them instead.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
How often do you have a moment in your life when you have to absolutely listen to Down by 311 right fucking now?
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I always do my best thinking when I am thinking. You feel me?
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Being part of the MAGA crowd is the same energy as dudes believing strippers actually like them.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
A Philosophy of Walking by Frederick Gros page 9
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Musk: "Heil, I mean I'll, put a stop to Wikipedia."
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I finally told him that he seems to be getting a little chonky lately...
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Kevin McShane (Verified) @kevinmcshane.org · 20/01/2025
"Masculine Energy"
Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Run-of-the mill conservatives acting like Elon's salute being nothing more than a harmless origami floating down the river into the gaping maw of fascism is pretty wild. In their abyss. They're celebrating. Can you hear it?
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
What do you know of this foolishness?
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I need a question answered. Right fuckin now. Why is it that bears seem to be completely unbothered by having a giant tapeworm hanging out their ass?
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Dealing with the pain builds resistance. Resistance is proof of resilience. Makes room for perspective. Before you know it, now is a new day.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Analog black holes. That is all.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
And now your moment of zen...
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
He's watching...
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Once it starts, there's no going back. Old problems fade and new problems rise. With that, comes the opportunity for unity in solving those problems together. The success of any revolution is not held in its victorious conquest, but in its simple ability to change people in the first place.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Two dots on the lower snoot is the mark of the beast.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Footage already exists of David Lynch making a graph about transcendental meditation. AI could never.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Mood
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The way jellied cranberry sauce falls out of the can is pure magic.✨
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
So was French philosopher, René Descartes, autistic or nah?
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The fact that certain NASA photos of the universe look a lot like the human eye is just too spooky-fun for a guy like me to ignore.
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yodaveshome.bsky.social @yodaveshome.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Love struck or what?
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