Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“So ja chanda, raja so ja, chal sapnon mein chal” - Patrick Morissey probably 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Need to check if Assad is secretly running the Minnesota DFL 030
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 26/12/2025We got these for our stove because our 1-year old’s hands had started to reach the knobs. However now that he’s figured out how they work, he’ll go and close them even when we’re standing right there cooking. 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Reverse rainbow! 🌈 Connections Puzzle #909 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 10/11/2025“Mom, can we have Emeka Egbuka?” “We have Emeka Egbuka at home!” Emeka Egbuka at home… 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Wordle 1,567 3/6 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 No yellow squares today! 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Streak got reset because I forgot to do Thursday’s Wordle 😭😭 020
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Twitter is down again so here we are. Maybe it’s permanent this time 001
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Facebook is sooo cooked. My feed these days is: AI generated content AI generated content AI generated content Local nutjob posting conspiracy theories on community page AI generated content AI generated content. Please bring back the Boomers who trying to do a Google search in the status bar. 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Really weird Connections today Connections Puzzle #784 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟪🟨 🟨🟪🟨🟪 🟨🟨🟪🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Looks like the AI generated recipes on my Facebook feed have now been replaced by AI generated AITA stories 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Wordle 1,502 2/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Chose a different starting word today and got very lucky 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Too bad for him asshole, fascist, Nazi and bigot aren’t protected categories. 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 09/07/20255-year old today: Ganapati bappa moraya Bumble murti moraya 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025TIL Zohran even went on SubwayTakes. The campaign really did think of every single thing. youtube.com/shorts/SPp3M...youtube.comEpisode 407: I should be the mayor!! Feat @ZohranforNYCYouTube video by SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 11/04/2025There are very few things you can get the Supreme Court to rule 9-0 against you on. Ignoring due process happens to be one of those things. 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Unfortunately for Alisson, he plays in an era when the Brazilian team is not as good as it has been in the past. If he had a little more to show for at the international stage than 2 World Cup quarterfinal appearances, he would undoubtedly be regarded as the best goalkeeper of all time. 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I can only imagine Trump wanted the Tates freed because he sympathizes with fellow sexual abusers. The average conservative, even the average MAGAt doesn’t support them. Surely he realizes 20-year old Groyper incels isn’t anywhere near a majority of his base. 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025This will kick off absolutely no one saving a whopping $0. DOGE has once again found a way to pay for trillions of dollars in tax cuts! 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 27/02/2025The Epstein documents release is another instance of the GOP being the dog that caught the car. After turning the whole thing into a conspiracy for years, they now do not have a way to release them in a way that doesn't implicate Trump AND satisfies their base. Just a major clusterfuck. 120
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 25/02/2025JD candidates run in extremely safe districts where even if their message is unpopular with moderate and Dem leaning voters, there’s not much risk even with a -10 underperformance, but they do manage to provide a strong leftist voice in the House. Not unlike some of the far right GOO candidates. 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I imagine this Saturday evening Musk will send an email out to all pilots asking them to confirm their flight routes for the next week by Monday morning. 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Is this where you make poses resembling the letters of the alphabet? 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 20/02/2025"Sir, so for that pair of jeans, it'll be $100 and I need to see a copy of your tax returns to determine the sales tax, thank you" 110
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 20/02/2025This would invalidate the entire premise of a sales tax. 140
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Trump’s comments on Ukraine are a clear signal to Denmark, Canada, Panama and Mexico. He’s indicating that territorial sovereignty should depend on the whims of your more powerful neighbors and should have nothing to do with the will of the people living there. 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Getting the urge to post the flag of Virginia today for some reason. Can’t seem to put a finger on it. 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Conversations with a 5-year old: Her: Daddy, I have glitter power. Guess what power you have! Me: Mermaid power? Unicorn power? Her: Nope, you have driving power! Now guess what power mommy has. Me: Dragon power? Her: Close. She has giraffe power! She can turn other people into giraffes. 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 18/02/2025When someone says “Why weren’t we taught this in school”, it almost always means one of two things- they were taught and didn’t pay attention or have since forgotten, or the topic wasn’t relevant to the area they grew up in. 131
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Self driving vehicles seem generally pretty good (and maybe much better than humans) at avoiding collisions with other cars and pedestrians, but they seem to suck at basic tasks which no sane person would mess up. 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Dem politician: “Trelon are going to cut Social Security, Medicare and SNAP!” Half of MAGA: “No they’re not, r-word, that’s not what the Nazis at DOGE are doing!” The other half of MAGA: “That’s exactly what we voted for!” 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025And that too of all the NYC airports he picked Kennedy!? I don’t think there are direct flights to Philly other than maybe LaGuardia. So he’s definitely taking a flight with a layover in Boston or DC or somewhere to get to Philly. Truly a man who has risen to his level of incompetence and then some. 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Most of the bharli is outside the vangi (that is also how I like it) 000
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 13/02/2025The “luxury hotel” in NYC they the immigrants were being housed in closed down in 2020 and was repurposed as a shelter. 100
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Lots of people believe that most undocumented immigrants somehow survive in this country without jobs and get free government handouts (how?) 100
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Blocked some dude on Twitter called Tim Bresnan because the account was promoting crypto and thought “That’s the same name as a former England all-rounder”. Clicked on his profile and turns out it’s the same guy. I guess he does that now. 010
Yash Marathe @ymarathe.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I usually just use breadcrumbs but will try this too 000
