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YiffyToys

@YiffyToys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy
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The German Yiffy.Toys dildo shop. Occasionally posting fox content. [bridged from rect.al/@YiffyToys on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Oops. #DHL is down
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Some script is automatically trying something against our payment implementation and failing miserably for weeks. Either for 0eur or the same random product from the landing page over and over.
lots of "Transaction failed" emails
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Time to leave for #Eurofurence . One year of preparations boiling down to not having forgotten to pack anything right now.
truck packed to the ceiling with Euroboxes.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
Well, that's it. We're leaving for #Eurofurence in a few hours. Trying to think of all the thing we could possibly have missed packing. blog.yiffytoys.de/2026/07/eurofuren…
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Do you remember the large box of flops, overstock and other reduced price items we have on our table each year? Yes. Someone needs to label every single item in there. And in the 2 large bags we use to refill it regularly.
lots and  lots of labels and a price gun.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
As we provide paper catalogues to browse through in #Eurofurence Dealers Den, the shredder is working overtime to get rid of last year's catalogue.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
This happens so often, #Amazon even has a top level form for it.
Sie haben angefordert, den Produkttyp fiir die ASIN B09Z82527G zu aktualisieren. Der aktuelle Produkttyp ist TOY_FIGURE. Bitte
‘geben Sie den vorgeschlagenen Produkttyp unten an.
SEXUAL_STIMULATION_DEVICE
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
Anxiously waiting for the #ExoticErotics delivery for #Eurofurence . This one travels the farthest and is this the once most likely to arrive late. Not sure how a plane manages to depart the USA 3 times in a row.
International Transit

Departed

UNITED STATES

August 3, 2026 12:02 PM

Departed

UNITED STATES

August 2, 2026 7:48 PM

Departed

UNITED STATES

August 1, 2026 10:20 PM

Arrived

UNITED STATES

August 1, 2026 10:58 AM
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Well... so much for #DHL today.
Das Live-Tracking dieser Sendung steht aktuell leider nicht zur Verfügung. Ursache könnten z.B. ein unerwartet hohes Verkehrsaufkommen oder schlechte Witterung sein. Sie können den Status Ihrer Sendung aber weiterhin über diese Seite verfolgen. Weitere Informationen zum Live-Tracking
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Looks like the new #NaughtyLeopard toys will arrive any minute now. Let's get the product photography setup ready. #DisturbingDildoDeliveries
Nur noch 1 Zustellstop bis zur Zustellung.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
#Amazon ... This is a Dildo made of Silicone. We have no clue what that stuff is but we know what is contained in our dildos and this isn't. What "AI" does these automatic claims and waste every merchants time?
Der Verkauf von Produkten, die Teile oder Extrakte von Amanita muscaria oder Fliegenpilz beinhalten, sind auf Amazon.de verboten. Wir haben eine Kombination automatischer Methoden verwendet, um dieses Problem zu identifizieren und diese Entscheidung zu treffen.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
oops. Small typo.
above 3cm instead of above 30cm
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
Don't you just love #printer problems? Just what we need for the paperwork at the start of a new month…
Invoice missing magenta
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 02/01/2026
#Paypal has secretly develped a TIME MACHINE!!! Or someone is too stupid to set a clock.
document created: 6 day in the future
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2025
If only some of the toys didn't have names a kilometer long.
Sign doesn't fit.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2025
The truck is fully packed. Just preparing the last labels to showcase all the new and best selling toys. For people who are overwhelmed by our 45+ page printed catalogues with the selection of toys we being for #Eurofurence #DealersDen. 15 selected toys that are […] [Original post on rect.al]
Laminating product labels.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2025
Well fuck you in particular. The only #dhl #Packstation with a laser barcode scanner is out of order. On all the other ones you have to hold your phone with your 3rd hand, operate the phone touchscreen with your 4th hand and scan a barcode with the shitty cellphone […] [Original post on rect.al]
Out of order
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2025
Will we ever see the toys we ordered LAST YEAR?
Order placed on November 19, 2024
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2025
WTF #Paypal ? Mixing multiple. different date formats and all of them don't match my locale? German date but with a 12h clock. English AM/PM in a German text. Date-Ranges in that stupid American format with the month before the date.
German date but with a 12h clock.
English  AM/PM in a German text.
Date-Ranges in that stupid American format with the month before the date.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2025
Oh great, now only can we not search for lost #DHL parcels but the mailbox of their professional customer support is "full".
The recipient's mailbox is full and can't accept messages now. Please try resending your message later, or contact the recipient directly.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2025
Bingo!
1,1415 	USD
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2025
#Gimp WHY???
old version not uninstalled in update
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2025
Preparing to make new product photos. Guess it's time for an update. #Gimp
Gimp update 2.10 to 3.0.2R1
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2025
OMG Look at the #ExchangeRates
1,1358 USD for a Euro
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2025
#UPS ...
Dear UPS Customer,

Emails sent to customerservice@ups.com or customer.service@ups.com are not monitored, but we still want to hear from you!

We can provide you with a faster response if you start on our support page to find the best live support channel in your country.

Please use this link to get started: UPS Support

For reference, your original email details are included below.

Thank you for choosing UPS.
yellow rule

Sehr geehrte(r) Kunde(in),

Emails an customerservice@ups.com oder customer.service@ups.com werden nicht bearbeitet, aber wir möchten trotzdem von Ihnen hören!

Wir können Ihnen zeitnah Antworten wenn sie von unserer Kontaktseite den besten geeignete Kundendienstzentrum in Ihrem Land wählen.

Bitte nutzen Sie zum Start folgenden Link: UPS Support

Als Referenz finden Sie Ihre orignal Email weiter unten.

Danke, dass Sie UPS wählen.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2025
Elektronic government in Germany… UNDER MAINTENANCE
Maintenance. Can not be used right now
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2025
2 extra pages
extra page 1extra page 2
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2025
"Why you shouldn't open an #Etsy shop" A Twitter comic (unrolled here, because you can't see more then the first page without an X account.) x.com/ama_a93/status/18998765509939…
page 1page 2Page 3Page 4
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2025
Seriously #Amazon? Your "AI" wants to change our product names?
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2025
Same thing every time. But still a good additional step to have it check the Yiffy.Toys shop every month.
 Security Scan Tool:
No New Issues Detected
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025
We have the chance to change the default colours of the @FurryStyle Mini Foxcooon we keep in stock. Should we change it to dark red and black like the full sized Foxcoon? yiffy.toys/shop2/index.php/catalogs… #GeneralTopics
Mini Foxcoon vs Rover Jrfull sized Foxcoon coloursSize comparison with many other toys
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2025
Oh great, online banking is broken.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2025
I'm impressed. German tax office has learned that UTF8 exists. Next thing they may throw away their fax machines. …only kidding. …about them throwing away the faxes.
UTF8 starting March 2025
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2025
This is the state of #Amazon seller support. Their system is broken since October. They don't have enough humans to finish the workload that was due on the 16th of December, when GPSR came into effect. And they now send their 15th "please wait, your issue is important to use" reply in Chinese?
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 15/11/2024
"Interesting" design
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 03/11/2024
Finally done with the end-of-month paperwork. Not good, not terrible. We'll survive.
no transactions to process anymore
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2024
Any the monthly check again all green.
security scan: no issues
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2024
Drive 2 of 2 replaced… Late on Monday we'll finally have space for larger server-backups, the ever growing number of product-photos and more paperwork.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2024
Upgrading our NAS to store more paperwork...
4 days remaining
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2024
Guess what #UPS? The official exchange rate by German customs was 1.1116 for September. Not 0.8996840 USD/€
Wrong exchange rate
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2024
Yea, fuck you too #Amazon act 1: we'll delete your account if you don't comply with this law you've never heard about within 60 days act 2: click "nothing changed" on a bunch of basic business data they already had. "you're fine"
Guten Tag ViffyToys!

Vielen Dank fir die eingereichten Dokumente. Wir bestatigen, dass Ihr Konto nun der Richtlinie iiber die Zusammenarbeit der Verwaltungsbehdrden - 7. Anderung (DAC7) entspricht. Ihrerseits sind im Moment keine weiteren Ma@nahmen erforderlich. Stellen Sie sicher, dass Sie die Informationen bei Amazon korrekt und auf dem neuesten Stand halten. Bei Anderungen von meldepflichtigen Informationen missen Sie diese umgehend aktualisieren.

Weitere Informationen zu den bei den Steuerbehdrden gemeldeten Informationen finden Sie auf der Hilfeseite Richtlinie iiber die Zusammenarbeit der Verwaltungsbehrden - 7. Anderung (DAC7).

Mit freundlichen GriiBen

Amazon Services
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2024
Go home #Amazon, you're drunk Ships go on sea, not land.
Please select a ship from a land
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2024
Just the usual small hand tools needed to disassemble a #DealersDen table at #Eurofurence. Remember, today is the LAST DAY of Dealers Den!!!
Huge hammer, crowbar and splint
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2024
Good morning everyone. Don't forget to pick up your orders in the #Eurofurence #DealersDen. Thank you.
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2024
#Eurofurence #DealersDen is set up. We still have some kind of warehouse look. Sorry about that. Apart form the huge (and constantly refilled) box of DISCOUNTED TOYS, we have 15 newest or best selling toys or all our 18 manufacturers prominently showcased. If you […] [Original post on rect.al]
Our dealers den tableDiscounted toys to rummage throughShowcased toys (lots of masturbators that don't stand up at the moment)COFFEE
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2024
Do not touch the toys. It scares the merchandise. ... Except this one. He likes it.
Signs
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2024
Years of Sokoban have prepared our foxes for the this one, glorious moment. Let's ride towards #Eurofurence!
Truck packed to the ceilingFull truck
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2024
The yearly printing marathon for our catalogues is still going. We improved translations, section headers and added pages to separate the chapters. Also added reminders that there are way more products online. Just because people always ask about that. It contains […] [Original post on rect.al]
Catalogue
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2024
Oh no. We're printing everything for our #Eurofurence table and the printer is acting up.
No cyan
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YiffyToys @yiffytoys.rect.al.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2024
Now the printed catalogue in #DealersDen will show new products (newer then 1 year) highlighted.
part of the catalogue
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