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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have hired this cat to stare at you
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cat tax;
The creetur clings to my arm because I am wearing my nice comfy sweater which of course means I have been promoted to glorified heated blanketThe creetur looks up at me
Why is she looking at me like that
Her little nose is wrinkled in concentration
She stares with such intensity 
The message is unclear
As a scholar I spend the rest of my days in quite contemplation until the answer reveals itself to me
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am finally taking a break from the route im playing bc chapter 7 got me like
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but these things will make you shit so violently and completely you'll levitate off the toilet for a second
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This one hits too close to home
Dog sitting upright on the couch slightly hunched over in such a way to convey a great weariness with the current situation
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The only way het ships aren't boring is if the guy is a submissive little freak your honor
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shes my favorite of the adult cast I love her sm sm I hope they let her take a bite out of someone she's earned it
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Me too
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Look at my fuck ass son, why does she give me that fucking look EVERY TIME
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I cut it close as always without a solid (heh) answer for his Claydol and Cradily but we have done it!!!! Steven is vanquished!! Jackknife put in so much work and carried Wags' legacy, Molotov fulfilled his destiny given to him back in Firered and I am moving on to the DS era baby!!! Hell yeah 😎👉👉
My Charizard, Molotovito, proving once again that Metagross isn't scary as long as you have a giant fire breathing lizard to punch holes in his stupid metal face! Metagross tried it's best to get a crit psychic but without access to earthquake thanks to Charizards flying type it makes this particular ace v ace match a breeze!I am gonna be so honest here...Jackknife pulled this victory screen out of his star shaped shark ass! Every team member except Jackknife at this point was half health or less after dealing with Steven's Cradily and Claydol but this shark fears no pointy rocks. With a defense stat of 56 Jackknife was able to two shot Steven's Armoldo and earn us the championship title of Pokemon Ruby and help us complete another step on our ladder to becoming Legacy Gauntlet champion!My nuzlocke champions of Pokemon Ruby! Molotovito the Charizard, Ash Jr. the Arcanine, Pumpkin Jr. the Raichu all second of their line and some new faces, Brushbuddy the Altaria, Jackknife the Sharpedo, and Wubbaba the Walrein. It's unfortunate that the lines of Donut, Ponzi, and Wags will not continue but their contributions to the sake of the gauntlet will not be forgotten, we press on!
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I feel silly posting the team summaries now, both of those battles were clean sweeps* *My asshole puckered once when Glacia used her one turn alive to try a sheer cold on my Raichu (something that happened to me last run) thankfully we dodged this time! Everyone praise Jackknife he 5 tapped Drake 🩵
Victory screen after defeating Glacia in Pokemon RubyVictory screen after beating Drake in Pokemon Ruby
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I am gonna be honest here guys This was the smoothest E4 run I have done to date Jackknife is performing far better than expected and Ash is hitting all his overheats the way God nintended
Victory Screen after beating Elite Four member Sydney in Pokemon RubyTeam summary after beating E4 Sidney, gotta be honest chat ...he didn't get to land a single move this was a clean sweep no damage!Victory screen after beating Phoebe in Pokemon Ruby Team summary after beating E4 Phoebe. Some light damage on our newest member Wubbaba the Walrein but overall another clean sweep
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Idk why my luck with horn drill is always abysmal dog cheeks but I will miss my utility and more importantly my friend :(((( Wallace is just acting out bc it's pride month and he's still single (bc he sucks so bad)
Victory screen after beating Wallace, the final gym leader of Pokemon RubyTeam summary after beating Wallace. Brushbuddy is around half health, Pumpkin is sitting at 2/3rds and unfortunately Mini Donut did not make it, this is a sad day for me and therefore the world
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Tate and Liza fight is so EZ I forgot to even post it bc it's never a challenge
Victory screen after beating the twins from The Shining in Pokemon RubyIn this team summary Mini Donut has a scuff taken out of his HP bar but everyone else is at full HP
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I have always loved this GBA sprite!!!!
Evolution screen of Molotovito evolving into a Charizard in Pokemon Ruby
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Back on track, thank you Jackknife for stepping in and stepping up to be the holder of the Ice Beam tm we literally couldn't beat Winona without you
Jackknife landing a crit of his own on Winona's altaria thus avenging our fallen froggy comrade who was taken from us too soonTeam summary after beating gym leader Winona in Pokemon Ruby, Jackknife suffered quite a bit and ended up at less than half health but everyone else remains at full HP
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
DAMN I immediately paid for my no deaths, my rival got 2, count them 2!!!!!! crits from double kick and killed my froggie :((( I wanted a politoed but I am not allowed whimsy 😭 Oh well, welcome Jackknife the timid Carvana (at least timid is good for sharpedo before the physical/special split 🤧)
My first death in Pokemon Ruby being gently lowered into the HELL box, rest in peace Waggito the poliwhirlUpdated team summary to include Waggito's replacement, a fresh piranha fish, Jackknife the Carvana I caught two minutes before my rival killed my current fish
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Easiest Norman fight of my life, thank you RNG gods for giving my Arcanine intimidate instead of poopy ass dick flash fire 🙏🙏🙏 A little confuse ray + sand attack luck from Umby and we got ourselves out of the death trap that is the middle of Pokemon Ruby with no loses, hell yeah!!!!
Victory screen after beating Norman the stinky gym leader in Pokemon RubyTeam summary after beating Norman in Pokemon Ruby, Mini Donut sits comfortably at half health and Ash Jr. Has roughly 2/3rds of his health intact making this a clean gym fight with no casualties
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I hate Flannery so much The team summary doesn't show the emotional damage done to me by fighting Flannery with all dudes, my poor boys were seduced by that fuck ass tortoise for like 20 minutes and I had to use all the healing items my cap allowed from me but the deed is done 🤧
Victory screen after beating the gym leader FlanneryTeam summary after beating Flannery, Waggito has a third of his health, Ash Jr, Molotovito and Mini Donut all survived on half HP and no one else participated in the fight so they're still at full HP
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Watson is down with little difficulty (Ponzito got over leveled bc I wasn't paying attention in training oops haha)
Team summary after beating Wattson, Mini Donut got into an epic slap fight with the voltorb and got down to a little under half HP but no serious close calls
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Brawly is down, had a shit my pants moment bc his Makuhita got a crit but we're OKAY we're OKAY 😭 it wouldn't have been this bad if I hadn't fat chungus'd it and locked myself into Umbreon but such is life!
Victory screen after beating Brawly in Pokemon RubyTeam summary after beating Brawly in Pokemon Ruby, no one has suffered a substantial amount of damage
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Took me awhile to update this thread I have been busy touching grass and having fun The first gym of Ruby is a success! Waggito is a boy...which.... isn't good for Flannery but oh well we ball ⛹️‍♂️
Victory screen just after beating Roxanne, the first gym leader of Pokemon RubyTeam summary after the first gym of Pokemon Ruby, Waggito the Poliwag is the only one who really did any fighting
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Unfortunately I didn't think of snapping a team summary before the game forces you to heal, but these are the winners of the first leg of my nuzlocke team, no deaths and their children are ready for Pokemon Ruby >:33 Wish me luck in Hoenn fellas!!!
My rival and former champion of Kanto baffled I beat him in five minutesMy Firered team after beating the game with no deaths in the Elite Four! Molotov the Charizard, Pumpkin the Raichu, Ash the Arcanine, Donut the Vaporeon, Wags the Poliwrath, and Ponzi the Persian! Good Job guys!!!Team summary of my Starting team in Pokemon Ruby that is made up of children from the previous winners.
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I haven't been able to sit down and update this for while but I have finished the first leg of my journey deathless huzzah!!! 🥳
Team summary after beating Lorelei in Pokemon Firered, Pumpkin and Ponzi both underperformed possibly due to terrible IVs so Donut is shown with the most damage and Molotov is sleeping but other than that all is wellTeam summary after Elite 4 Bruno in Pokemon Firered
Donut took a couple cross chops from a Machamp but due to acid armor that was the only damage he was able to do to the whole teamTeam summary after Agatha in the Elite 4, once again the team underperformed compared to past runs. Ponzi is half health and asleep while Donut is a true champion at 1/3rd health and poisoned but everyone is alive and hanging in thereTeam summary in Firered after Lance, almost a clean sweep from donut with a pumpkin assist for that pesky Gyarados easiest fight so far!
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Easily the best part of October
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Honestly the last two gyms of this game are just Press Surf to Win I am more baffled that every time I fight Cue Ball Paxton he crits his self destruct and kills my Butterfree It's beginning to feel hard coded into the game at this point 🤧
Bald man Blaine admitting defeat and handing over my well earned gym badgeTeam summary after defeating Blaine, Donut got smacked upside the head a couple times but it's nothing he can't handle and there were no further injuries Giovanni admitting for the final time that he is bad at this children's game and giving me my final gym badgeTeam summary after the 8th gym! Donut once again has some minor wounds but nothing a band-aid won't fix!
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Gym speed run let's goooooo I've said it before and I'll repeat it until my dying days, once you get a Persian and teach it shadowball Pokemon Firered nuzlockes are the easiest games to nuzlocke of all time Such an underrated pokemon!!!!!
Donut the vaporeon quick tapping Koga's ace pokemon Wheezing while happily munching on the pecha berry I gave him just before the gym fightTeam summary after Koga's gym fight, Ash the arcanine took some heavy hits from Muk but all are alive and wellMy silly kitty Ponzi the Persian proving time after time to be the best Pokemon in a Pokemon Firered and Leafgreen Nuzlocke by solo'ing Sabrina's gym without a single HP missingTeam summary after Sabrina's gym, and easy gym to sweep for those who know the power of Persian!
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Anotha Giovanni fight, my poor Butterfree got a defense lower nature this time around but I didn't catch an Abra so she's gonna have to bear with me for a few more Wheezings before she can retire hopefully 🤧
Giovanni in Silph Co getting his ass handed to him by a dude with four gym badges and a fire breathing lizard (Charizard)Team summary after defeating Giovanni in Silph Co, Squishy barely lived with 2 HP from a single body slam from his Nidoqueen, everyone else has mere scratches or is at full health
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
One thing I never understood about this game why is this smug douche here Is he working with team rocket? He's certainly not gonna help, useless motherfucker idk why people like him so much haha
My rival in Pokemon Firered admitting defeat and declaring he will be doing nothing to help me beat the evil mob boss because he is lazy and smells badTeam summary after the Silph Co rival fight, a couple of injuries to the now fully evolved charizard Molotov and to my Vaporeon Donut but no casualties to speak of and everyone else is in perfect health.
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's called a pro gamer move chat
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I finally got the team caught up, first Giovanni fight went way smoother than it usually does (I am so shocked Bananaza is still alive)
My primeape after solo'ing Giovanni's entire team in the Rocket Hideout. Not a single HP missing, clean sweep!!!Team summary post Giovanni in the Rocket Hideout, not even a speck of damage dealt to me!
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Anotha rival fight down, a couple of crits to my boys but nothing they can't handle Ash is proving himself already to be able to handle most of this dweebs team
My fresh new party member Ash the growlithe victorious over my rivals Kadabra Team summary after the Lavender Tower rival fight with no serious injuries
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Now with four gym badges under my belt it's time for a team swap BIGRATASS has done her best to get this motley crew where it needs to be, may her retirement be restful 🐀🩵 Also yes I know 2 fire types I need Charizard for stevens Metagross and Arcanine is my second favorite pokemon haha
A glimpse into my PC box in Pokemon Firered, featured are all my available options to build a party with for the late game. So far I have an oddish, a spare meowth, drowsee, diglett, ekans, voltorb, machop, growlithe, eevee, Raticate, mankey, paras, meowth, butterfree and my starter CharmeleonMy newly constructed team ready to take on the late game of Pokemon Firered
My choices include my starter Charmeleon named Molotov, a growlithe named Ash, a meowth named Ponzi, a butterfree named squishy, an eevee named donut (suggested by a friend), and a mankey named Bananaza
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Some things happened in Rock Tunnel and my butt was thoroughly touched by several hikers Cheddar died and Bananaza got over leveled but Erika has no fucking chance against BIGRATASS anota gym for BIG RAT 🐀
My Raticate eating Erika's victreebel while I stand at the sidelines as a proud rat fatherA new recruit, Squishy the butterfree, defeating Erika's Vileplume quite easily!Erika giving me the rainbow badgeTeam summary after the grass gym in Pokemon Firered, no casualties!
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The point in this game where random trainers start pulling non-stop lvl 10 magnitudes out of their ass is when the sweat really starts 😮‍💨
Lucky the paras lives up to her namesake and survives a rock throw on just 2 HP! Whew, go Lucky!That random hiker on route 9 really did a number on my team WOOF!!! No casualties but ouch owwie that team summary is looking rough
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
LT.Buttsurge got a lucky crit on my fweakin knife man 😔 Then his Raichu immediately died to poison lol RIP Stabbert you almost solo'd the whole gym
My Nidoking, Mr.Stabbert, braving standing against Lt.Surge's roidchu right before taking a crit quick attack to the face and body.BIGRATASS cleaning up the mess and finishing the gym, no one messes with tha RAT 🐀
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
And thus another rival fight down!
My team in Pokemon Firered after their epic rival fight in the S.S anne. No casualties as of yet!
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The rival fight on the S.S anne was the easiest we've had so far! Once again, nothing beats a rat in a rat fight 😎👍👍
For some reason my Pokemon Firered rival has decided to swap out his 1 HP Pidgeotto for his wartortle allowing for me to burn it, haha!Two rats engaged in epic combat (in Pokemon Firered)My rat stands victorious over the other rat (in Pokemon Firered)Nothing beats this rat, even a Kadabra haha
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Misty is EZ when you have a giant rat 😎👍👍
Raticate proving once again how easy Misty's gym fight is regardless of starterPost Misty's gym team status report, no casualties
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Got out of my rival fight alright considering I forgot to take Cheddar out of the front 😅
My angry monkey squaring up to my Rival in  Pokemon FireredMy nuzlocke party all alive and mostly well after the nugget bridge rival fight
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
We FINALLY have a full team folks! I dub BIGRATASS my ace so we can survive the water gym (trust me)
My beautiful team of perfect angels, none of whom will face any misfortune.
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Bullied this nerd out of the dome fossil the way God Nintended
My teams status after bullying a fossil obsessed nerd
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Mr. Stabbert's teabagging these hoes in his first trainer fight
My perfect Nidoran that nothing bad will ever happen to getting his first taste of victory My beautiful Nidoran son claiming his first crit at -1 year old
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
He yet still lives 👍👍
My baby boy is growing up into a handsome bigger lizard
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Anyway, kicking things off I beat Brock for the million billionth time (without butterfree this time cause Mr FUCKING FAT FINGERS lizard crit my forest encounter :/// )
My evil monkey child beats up Brock in the easiest gym fight possibly everThe nuzlocke bestie squad status report after the first gym
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I am back on my Pokemon Legacy Gauntlet Nuzlocke bullshit- It's been awhile since I have attempted a Nuzlocke thread (I think my last one was on twitter 🤢) I'll attach the rule list in case any folks at home are also mentally ill and think this sounds fun
I yap about my custom Pokemon Nuzlocke ruleset I continue yapping about my custom Pokemon nuzlocke rulesetI will never stop yapping about my custom Pokemon nuzlocke ruleset
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My YouTube reccs are so fucked up idk what to do anymore
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Angry sopping wet cat
Agott from Witch Hat Atelier seething with rage in the rain
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Good luck everybody @yiffinginhell.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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