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yezzurp

@yezzzurp.bsky.social
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Gay/Queer Canadian 👊🏻 he/him ✨ everyone is welcome ✨ Probably talking about movies, tv, and games. Lover of Pepsi. Honorary xenomorph queen. Always down to chat.

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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 3m
I LOVE MEN. GAWSH. WE ARE SO GORGEOUS.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 5m
I love that random people can make you smile :) Was holding my Frenchie cause a group of people were walking by and he gets crazy.. welp this hot 50-something daddy pulled over in his truck after they passed and rolled down his window to show off his English bulldog and boxer and gave me a smile!
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 18m
Monday is over. Drinky-poo time.
Me holding a citrus smash can
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 1h
big bicycling helmet advocate
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 1h
What's your current lockscreen photo??
A bunch of different xenomorph heads with the pixel rain effect
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 4h
Oh! Cathy is a badass. Mmmkay. Sorry, I'm not classy enough to have read the classic novel. This is way more thrilling than I expected.
The legendary Florence Pugh as Cathy Ames
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 5h
I've had Rag Doll by Aerosmith stuck in my head for a week 🫠
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 5h
Forever jealous of people who look great in a jockstrap. The way my hips sit makes the strap turn me into a muffin.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, East of Eden is very good btw
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 6h
gay men hating other successful gay men is a disease
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👁️👄👁️
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And I find out he's dying. K. It's fine. Didn't cut him off for a decade. Okay. It's fine. I'm a piece of shit. It's fine.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, fuck. I feel like throwing up now. I don't know what I want from this. I just want my father back in my life. Holy shit I'm gonna be sick.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got his number 😟 I feel queasy
"hey, dad. It's Austin"
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Making an attempt to reconnect with my father after 13 years... Wowzers this hurts
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love him so much. He just farted so loud that I snorted laughing!
Me scratching my dog's (Frenchie) head while I'm on the toilet and he's in a red and white shirt squinting
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So proud of @notthehoneybees.bsky.social for his move across the country :] you're gonna thrive
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pray for my y'all.. I'm biking to my gig on Wednesday and it's a 50m ride. I'm pretty sure it will be no problem but I'm so out of shape and don't wanna die 😂
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omg there's so many lady bugs out this fall. 🥰 I love them.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuuuuck you, Bradleyyyy!!
Rachel McAdams getting a lil crazy in Send Help
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Taking pictures of a nude beach is an absolute no-no! Like c'mon y'all!? Some of you post fully nude pictures of randoms, with faces, who don't know they're being photographed?? Have some more class. Holy sh*t..
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man! What a friggin movie. Easily the top 5 of 2026.
static.klipy.com
Rachel Mcadams Send Help
Alt: Rachel Mcadams Send Help
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
rewatching SEND HELP. Such a banger.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
public transit should be free for everyone btw!
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lithium ion batteries blowing up all over the world cause the cheapest manufacturers can put them in products and people don't dispose of them properly 😂
I'm in danger Simpsons meme but it's were in danger with a smiley earth
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Replaying Kingdoms of Amalur. One of the most underrated videogames and RPGs of all time. Seriously. Play the Re-Reckoning version if you never have. It's addictive.
My character in Kingdoms of Amalur Re-Reckoning. He has a full set of armour on and is a fantastical jungle cave. He also has a blue orb of protection surrounding him.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny most 18A rated American films/tv are rated 14A in Canada 😂
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Maz @girthofvenus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Somewhere, Out There
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
REACHER season 4 episode 5 is what this show is all about! There is a relentless chase sequence through Philadelphia with intense verticality that lasts for 30+ minutes. Pure insanity.
Reacher (Alan Ritchson) hanging from a bridge
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pizza for supper and a new South Park episode. Woot woot!
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MY9ALBUMS 💖
- Aqua: Aquarium 
- Black Eyes Peas: Elephunk
- Britney Spears: Blackout
- Lil Wayne: That Carter III
- New Boyz: Too Cool To Care
- DEV: The Night The Sun Came Up
- Dua Lipa: Future Nostalgia 
- Miley Cyrus: Plastic Hearts
- Tate McRae: THINK LATER
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am ⭐ Love this.
- Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure
- Hunter The Reckoning: Redeemer
- Super Smash Bros. melee
- Army Men: Sarge's Heroes 2
- Modern Warfare 2
- Left 4 Dead 2
- [Prototype]
- The Last of Us Part II
- A Plague Tale Requiem
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LOL leave it to gays to turn the "my 9 albums who shaped me" trend into a moment to inject selfies 🤣 ...without fail
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's clear that his daughter disowning him and making every attempt to distance herself from his name bothered him and now he's on a rampage. A narcissist like him couldn't fathom his own child wanting to erase his existence from their life and do it without Musk's money. Definitely hurt his ego.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jeffery Dahmer resurrected to use Grindr and kill witches in American Horror Story is the most Ryan Murphy has ever Ryan Murphy'd. Holy sh*t 😂
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was about to order a $119 item from the USA (can't get it anywhere else) and the import fees and shipping came to $90. 🫪 I feel so bad for Canadian and American businesses right now that want nothing to do with this trade war.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are SO cute. Rooting for them this season.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love that Disney and Skydance, or whatever the hell they're called now, owns basically everything we watch. We were taught conglomerates were bad for competition, lobbying, economic growth, etc. At least that's what I was taught growing up. But the rich said "Hehe, we don't care" as usual.
New Skydance merger with Paramount, WB, DC, Nick, CBS, Paramount+
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So are cock cages just constantly full of piss dribbles if you're wearing one to work, school, whatever.. ? Lol
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I NEED!
Tate McRae holding her new fragrance Tate 01The Tate 01 bottle, milky white with water splashing on it
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
elite tier chips
Miss Vickie's Tzatziki chips with a wrapped footlong
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lunch sketch.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
about to get a foot long
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching."
My pied b&w Frenchie looking at me
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1st
Cillian Murphy as Jim in 28 Days Later Cillian Murphy as an infected Jim in a test shoot that never ended up in the film 28 Days Later
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bella Ramsey is in the new Traitors season!? Okay let me tune back in to this repetitive bore
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Retractable leashes for dogs are fucking stupid and a majority of the owners who use them are as well. Sorry not sorry.
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh wait! I think my depression/anxiety medication is working again. It's amazing how pills work when you commit to taking them on a schedule 😭😅
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a good day :] me and the bf went out for sushi for the first time in a year. I found an expensive shampoo I'm almost certain will help my doggo's skin irritation. Having some beer before I bathe him. Life's okayyy for the moment. We like. ⭐
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yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's so funny that my dog tolerates baths but doesn't actually enjoy them 🤣 I'll say "hey, is it bath time?" and he will trot off like he didn't hear me. Once he's soaking he's pretty happy.
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