yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 5mI love that random people can make you smile :) Was holding my Frenchie cause a group of people were walking by and he gets crazy.. welp this hot 50-something daddy pulled over in his truck after they passed and rolled down his window to show off his English bulldog and boxer and gave me a smile! 120
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 4hOh! Cathy is a badass. Mmmkay. Sorry, I'm not classy enough to have read the classic novel. This is way more thrilling than I expected. 350
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 5hForever jealous of people who look great in a jockstrap. The way my hips sit makes the strap turn me into a muffin. 260
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And I find out he's dying. K. It's fine. Didn't cut him off for a decade. Okay. It's fine. I'm a piece of shit. It's fine. 580
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh, fuck. I feel like throwing up now. I don't know what I want from this. I just want my father back in my life. Holy shit I'm gonna be sick. 580
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Making an attempt to reconnect with my father after 13 years... Wowzers this hurts 2140
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love him so much. He just farted so loud that I snorted laughing! 1230
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So proud of @notthehoneybees.bsky.social for his move across the country :] you're gonna thrive 180
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pray for my y'all.. I'm biking to my gig on Wednesday and it's a 50m ride. I'm pretty sure it will be no problem but I'm so out of shape and don't wanna die 😂 0110
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Omg there's so many lady bugs out this fall. 🥰 I love them. 170
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Taking pictures of a nude beach is an absolute no-no! Like c'mon y'all!? Some of you post fully nude pictures of randoms, with faces, who don't know they're being photographed?? Have some more class. Holy sh*t.. 2110
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Man! What a friggin movie. Easily the top 5 of 2026.static.klipy.comRachel Mcadams Send HelpAlt: Rachel Mcadams Send Help 160
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Lithium ion batteries blowing up all over the world cause the cheapest manufacturers can put them in products and people don't dispose of them properly 😂 130
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Replaying Kingdoms of Amalur. One of the most underrated videogames and RPGs of all time. Seriously. Play the Re-Reckoning version if you never have. It's addictive. 160
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's funny most 18A rated American films/tv are rated 14A in Canada 😂 350
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026REACHER season 4 episode 5 is what this show is all about! There is a relentless chase sequence through Philadelphia with intense verticality that lasts for 30+ minutes. Pure insanity. 150
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Pizza for supper and a new South Park episode. Woot woot! 1140
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026LOL leave it to gays to turn the "my 9 albums who shaped me" trend into a moment to inject selfies 🤣 ...without fail 3100
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's clear that his daughter disowning him and making every attempt to distance herself from his name bothered him and now he's on a rampage. A narcissist like him couldn't fathom his own child wanting to erase his existence from their life and do it without Musk's money. Definitely hurt his ego. 1141
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jeffery Dahmer resurrected to use Grindr and kill witches in American Horror Story is the most Ryan Murphy has ever Ryan Murphy'd. Holy sh*t 😂 070
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was about to order a $119 item from the USA (can't get it anywhere else) and the import fees and shipping came to $90. I feel so bad for Canadian and American businesses right now that want nothing to do with this trade war. 3110
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love that Disney and Skydance, or whatever the hell they're called now, owns basically everything we watch. We were taught conglomerates were bad for competition, lobbying, economic growth, etc. At least that's what I was taught growing up. But the rich said "Hehe, we don't care" as usual. 260
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So are cock cages just constantly full of piss dribbles if you're wearing one to work, school, whatever.. ? Lol 190
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bella Ramsey is in the new Traitors season!? Okay let me tune back in to this repetitive bore 340
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Retractable leashes for dogs are fucking stupid and a majority of the owners who use them are as well. Sorry not sorry. 260
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh wait! I think my depression/anxiety medication is working again. It's amazing how pills work when you commit to taking them on a schedule 😭😅 4220
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I had a good day :] me and the bf went out for sushi for the first time in a year. I found an expensive shampoo I'm almost certain will help my doggo's skin irritation. Having some beer before I bathe him. Life's okayyy for the moment. We like. ⭐ 2250
yezzurp @yezzzurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's so funny that my dog tolerates baths but doesn't actually enjoy them 🤣 I'll say "hey, is it bath time?" and he will trot off like he didn't hear me. Once he's soaking he's pretty happy. 1100