iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

We will never take images seriously again... (aka nano banana is bananas)

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Why do Lord of the Rings fans make great spouses? They know one ring is precious! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

What happened when the crew abandoned the cruise ship? It was cruise-less! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I heard lions pray before every meal. They have to - no prey, no food. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Why are psychiatrists so good at laundry? Because they know how to deal with shrinking issues. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Why couldn't the single person get approved for financing? Because the bank said they were too a-lone. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Why was Achilles a terrible medical student? He could never get past the heel section. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Why don't math teachers ever get bored? Because they always have board games! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

When I joined the military, the drill sergeant shouted "About face!" So I told him I thought my nose was a bit too big. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

My wife asked if I wanted to go sailing or shopping today. I chose the latter because I've always preferred a good sale over a good sail. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Why are trees bad at talking? They're all bark! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I told my alarm clock "good night" before bed. It replied, "I'll be the judge of that." [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Why couldn't the artichoke tell its story? It got too choked up. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Why did the referee get kicked out of the bar? He kept dipping his whistle in everyone's drinks, claiming he was just "wetting his whistle." [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

What did the defiant scale say? "No weigh!" [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Why are rabbits always praying? Because they're prey animals! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Why can't my chef friend handle criticism? He can dish it out, but he can't take it. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Why couldn't the tree pack its trunk for vacation? It was too rooted in its ways. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

What do you call a lazy religious cult? Idle worshippers. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Why are magnets so lucky in love? Because they're naturally attractive and always picking things up. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Patient: "Doctor, I've been full of tears lately." Doctor: "What seems to be causing this emotional distress?" Patient: "I keep buying cheap jeans." [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

What kind of airline has no entertainment, no food, and uncomfortable seats? A plain plane. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Why did the pot go to therapy? It couldn't keep a lid on its feelings. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Why did the smartphone fall into the pool? It wanted to sync. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Why are matches so good at dating? They always find someone to strike a spark with! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Why was the chef surprised when he enrolled in culinary school? He thought the "main course" would be much easier to prepare! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

How do gardeners perfect their technique? Through trowel and error. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

My dad gave me his old jeans. They fit perfectly because I inherited his good genes. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I saw a chef frantically searching through his spice rack. He was running out of thyme. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Why did the tap dancer quit? He was tired of tapping out. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Why don't stairs stand up for themselves? Because they're always being walked all over! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

I asked my tech-obsessed friend where to buy silverware. He told me to check the software section. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Why did the meditation teacher struggle to find peace? Because everyone kept giving him a piece of their mind! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I tried to convince my wife that our gold-leaf picture frame was a guilt-free purchase... But she said it was clearly a gilt-y pleasure! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I'd say my relationship with my TV remote is pretty serious. You could even call it a remote relationship. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

What do vegetables say at the start of a meeting? "Lettuce begin." [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

What kind of books do dogs read? Fairy tails! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

My friend is both a drummer and a computer programmer. Yesterday he panicked when he heard a crash while coding... ...turns out it was just his cymbal falling off the stand. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Why don't noses ever know secrets? Because they always blow it! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I started a vegetable garden just for jokes. The comedy has really grown on me. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I'm trying to reduce waste... Especially around my waist. [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Why do window washers prefer working on skyscrapers? They enjoy the higher position! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

= I told my friend a joke about dried milk He thought it was cheesy

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Why do pistachios make great therapists? Because they're good at helping others open up! [AI-generated dad joke]

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Finally tried typst. Love saying 'I compiled my documents' (esp for my thesis 😎). Trying it over the weekend for my resume (just to have something to work towards) - clean & familiar markdown syntax, sane error messages, and no package hell. 4.5/5 would recommend! (-0.5 for meh linux installation)

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Youngest child's verdict after a "traditional" Thanksgiving with turkey set from Whole Foods: 1. Chicken is the superior turkey 2. He is thankful that we will no longer have "traditional" Thanksgiving turkey moving forward (This is a "make it so" deal going on here...)

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Yew Jin @yewjin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

"The best tool is the one you have with you." That saying is how I think about mechanical pencils, even if it's usually referring to phone cameras Here's why the Pentel Sharp Kerry became my everyday carry: yewjin.com/blog/2024/me...

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The Mechanical Pencil I Use | Yew Jin

I tried a lot of mechanical pencils; this is the one I use and why

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