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Jonelle Cusato

@yesiamfunny.bsky.social
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Professional paper airplane pilot Fluent in sarcasm and song lyrics 🎵 Professional overthinker; amateur nap enthusiast 💤. Just here to pet dogs 🐕 and make people laugh. 🚨Warning: May contain puns. 📍CO by way of Vegas & SF

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Ex-GOP 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🌻 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 🇵🇦 🇪🇺🦋 @ex-gop-colorado.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It was live, but what a joke. Many lies by omission re: tax cuts, Medicare, DOGE. It felt more like a campaign event than a townhall. They called me (haven't been GOP since '15). I pressed *3 to submit a question. About 30 min in, a staffer came on & "screened" my q, which I never got to ask Crank.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Representative Jeff Crank is a tool
krdo.com
Jeff Crank moves town hall to virtual platform following protests and nationwide outbursts
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (KRDO) - Congressman Jeff Crank for District 5 in Colorado will hold his first town hall virtually Wednesday night at 7 P.M. The
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Representative Jeff Crank is a tool
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Representative Jeff Crank is a tool
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Representative Jeff Crank is a tool
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Representative Jeff Crank of CO is garbage with his fake town hall
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Crank is a tool
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Lee K @facts-do-matter.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Just tried to participate in my congressman’s telephone town hall. His staff was clearly screening calls so that he only talked to friendly callers. He’s Republican Jeff Crank of Colorado.
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CitizenCat 🫘 🐈🧶🖊️🏺 @carynmorgan.substack.com · 06/03/2025
What a shit show, Jeff Crank is only allowing people who agree with him.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I havent been on here is awhile because I have been focusing on school. But I have to vent and vent hard. I just went to a virtual "townhall" for Republican Congressman Jeff Crank of CO. Im sure it was prerecorded. There was no call in number, and all the questions were sweet as can be. Im livid.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I havent been on here is awhile because I have been focusing on school. But I have to vent and vent hard. I just went to a virtual "townhall" for Republican Congressman Jeff Crank of CO. Im sure it was prerecorded. There was no call in number, and all the questions were sweet as can be. Im livid.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
A timeless line
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Boycott the Superbowl
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Been busy with school. First class Math 105 B+ Second class Public Speaking A- Whooooooooo
media.tenor.com
a man with a feather boa around his neck says wooooooo
ALT: a man with a feather boa around his neck says wooooooo
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Fuck Snoop and Fuck Death Row
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This is what it is saying when you go on Tiktok. This is rediculous. Trump was against Tiktok, now all of a sudden.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
"You and your Doggy Dogg think that y'all hoggin' shit Both of you bitches can come and suck my doggy dick" Eazy E
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Im tired of hearing everyone loves him. They don't and it will be more people hating this guy as he breaks more and more promises.
msnbc.com
Opinion | Republicans insist that Trump is hugely popular. His approval ratings say otherwise.
New surveys suggest he’ll face the same widespread public opposition in his second term that he faced in his first.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
What number is 2,5000? Is it 2,500 or 25,000
foxnews.com
White House reveals Biden's final list of clemency for nearly 2,5000 people, setting new presidential record
President Biden's final list of commutations was released Friday afternoon, laying out the names and registration numbers of nearly 2,500 inmates whose sentences were reduced by President Biden.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Probably because I'm old af
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
And Fuck Snoop
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Goodwilltriumph-26 @goodwilltriumph-26.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Omg, spot on!
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Such a sucker
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Lock him up
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Is there still time? Technically yes
buff.ly
What Biden didn’t do on the Equal Rights Amendment is more important than what he did
He has not ordered the archivist of the United States to take a critical legal step.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Tired is an understatement
buff.ly
Tired of political news: Americans are checking out of mainstream and left-wing media as Trump takes office
Many Americans seem to be tuning out mainstream media after the election, a sign of news fatigue. Will they come back?
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Well....
buff.ly
Bill Burr unloads on insurance companies, praises Luigi Mangione in LA fire rant: ‘Free Luigi!’
“I never left Luigi!” — Bill Burr
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Get it girl 🤮
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Life goals 🤣🤣
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Im going back to school.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Fuck Nelly. Now I gotta change my nickname
cbsnews.com
Rapper Nelly to perform at Donald Trump's inaugural ball, sources say
Grammy Award-winning rapper Nelly is set to perform at President-elect Donald Trump's Inaugural Liberty Ball on Monday, sources tell CBS News.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Carrie Underwood, Billy Ray Cyrus, The Village People, Rascal Flats, Gavin DeGraw, Kid Rock, Jason Aldean
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hey Rand, Pete needs you vote. Here is a teeny tiny reminder
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Happiest of Birthdays to Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama. Thank you
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I could not imagine not laughing in my relationship.
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I knew Donny's first Presidential picture and second reminded me of something
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Jonelle Cusato @yesiamfunny.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This was written by Pete's mom who lated retracted her statement. No take backs allowed
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