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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 4h
I love how he works at the outer edges, peacefully commanding the sheep to move.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 4h
SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT: Is it your testimony that you never colluded w/ beagles to attack Trump? JACK SMITH: Uh...yes? SCHMITT: hehe I don't think you know we have this *shows poster* Are these texts from your team referencing you wanting "everything"?! SMITH: That was a bagel order, Senator.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 4h
I was told Republicans are the fiercest defenders of women's sports and maintain an intense interest???
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summerghost @asummerghost.bsky.social · 14h
bookmarks.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 5h
6th Circuit Court of Appeals has placed a temporary stay on the execution which means even more media coverage.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 5h
Everyone, including the press, cabinet, and members of Congress, just stand around at these things, waiting for him to finish saying "Chair are maximum cup!" so they can ask him another question about a pressing world issue.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 8h
Tip: you're going to see news stories today about Christa Pike as she is scheduled for execution today by the state of TN. I would suggest you consider avoiding any detailed reports about her crime as those details are disturbing. She was convicted of murdering Colleen Slemmer.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 20h
Drop some MIRRORS
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Evil Spock: Mirror Universe Goatee
Alt: Bearded Spock from the mirror universe in Star Trek TOS
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 22h
This was such a terrible attempt at a cover-up, approaching OJ level. It was so bad, the defense couldn't scrounge up a single witness.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"A haughty spirit before a fall"
Senator Schmitt of Missouri, about to get his dumb ass spanked by his own buffoonery
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mr Burns Says Excellent
Alt: Mr. Burns from The Simpsons says "Excellent."
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminds me of those guides for kids where you are instructed to draw what's in one square then move on to the next until you complete the picture. Mine never turned out tho.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Republicans nailing Jack Smith right to the wall for his Easter bunny bias.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many free vaccines could be given to people in need with $1.5 million?
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Modern problems at 3am: the ability to diagnose yourself with diseases you never knew existed.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No YOU'RE a gas prices!!!!!
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ZING...I guess.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"NOT ALL MEN" enables this.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New egg hack, please don't follow in the footsteps of your ancestors and let me down. youtube.com/shorts/WMTuL...
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The Secret to Easy-to-Peel Hard-Boiled Eggs
YouTube video by America's Test Kitchen
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These seven men presumably have men they work for, play games with, go to movies with, etc. This is made possible by the "NOT ALL MEN" crowd and it has consequences. Without this whitewashing and acceptance of rape culture, we wouldn't have the SCOTUS justices or the POTUS we have today.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I propose a Fake Laughing Hall of Fame and nominate the end credits on the MST3K episode of Devil Fish.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Obviously. Because then they'd have no arrests.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can tell this movie would have a killer soundtrack.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the—
YouTube thumbnail for a wheat bread recipe showing two greyish monstrosities which hopefully have since been banished to their original realm
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Caturday
Flyer featuring a picture of a tabby and white cat sitting in the viewing gallery of an indoor pool
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Currently watching this series from 2022 but new to me: youtu.be/-aZBIpZY_Fw?...
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Inside Job | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🧂 youtu.be/wecDdCPD088?...
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The Cult - Love Removal Machine Live at The Old Grey Whistle Test HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm no tech wizard but is it too late to unplug the thing?
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've seen some of these. By the gods, I AM RELEVANT!
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Penguin Says 'Hey! You Dropped This' Brain Meme
Alt: Penguin Says 'Hey! You Dropped This' Brain Meme
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't stop reading into the dog's expression tho fr.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Same fail rate as their arrests and deportations.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most important parts to remember here are that he openly defied the Constitution he swore to protect when banning these outlets and openly defied the courts when the reporters' access was ordered reinstated. Yes, he ultimately caved but that doesn't undo the other two actions.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ok I'm ready to take that long walk into the woods now.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After she solves the first one, she grabs two tiny ice packs for her hands, which are presumably smoking hot.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A dark vending machine full of snacks with sign taped on glass: the light inside is broken but i still work
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Though The Cult did not last long in this iteration, this was how we met. youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA?...
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The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Has ICE kidnapped or deported even one rapist or murderer so far? Seems like the so-called worst of the worst are delivery drivers, food cart owners and people showing up for their immigration hearings.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm remembering how funny it was when Gaddafi rambled on for an hour and a half of crazy talk at the UN. We had a good time roasting him on Twitter. Not laughing now.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Coroca Unsee This
Alt: Alex getting drops in his mechanically opened eyes as he is forced to watch images on a screen in the film A Clockwork Orange
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seeing recipes for any biscuit called "butter swim" creeps me out. I love butter as much as the next guy but no food should be swimming in another food.
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TOSSatNight @tossatnight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Retweeting the sad news. He wasn't involved in TOS, but he did appear on later Treks. A very versatile actor and one of those faces that always seemed to be on TV. He was equally adept at drama and comedy. And he did a great sarcastic stare. Rest in peace. 🖖 #TOSSatNight
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Inside this man's brain, sounds of gears whirring and clicking, metal scrapes metal, the smell of something burning... An issue is going to directly impact ME 😳
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well yeah, billionaires aren't buying up media in order to be held accountable.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate unlabeled AI. I was just watching a YouTube video on the Zodiac killer when a collage of suspect photos popped up. It included a Burt Reynolds promo photo from Smokey and the Bandit. 😭
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Little dogs from a century ago yesbiscuit.com/2026/09/21/v...
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Vintage Dogs: Smols
A pet dachshund A prize winning toy bulldog Source for two images above: A.S.R. (1897, October 16). The kennel: Some ladies’ dogs. Country Life Illustrated, pp. 408-409. Cornish, C.J. (1897, …
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck some shit up Chucky.
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh honey, a Trump Death Arch snow globe! Best Christmas ever!
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
An ammo dump in the middle of DC - an excellent idea with no potential drawbacks!
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YesBiscuit @yesbiscuit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You guys, my boyfriend just proposed at the Trump Sniper Drone Ammo Arch. Just like a fairy tale!
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