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Yersinia Bestis

@yersinia-bestis.bsky.social
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A neurodivergent nerd w/an unhealthy obsession for all things animals, science, and books; hater of all things fascist, intolerant, and the Krebs Cycle. Employer of dramatic hand gestures, heavy sighs, and a Darth Maul apologist.

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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I have made the grave error of giving my pets a taste of pumpkin spice whipped cream. All their lives, they have known nothing of its existence and now I fear I have corrupted them for life. They now crave the spice. What kind of monstrosities have I unleashed?
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Hubs: Can you please empty your clothes from the dryer? Hubs: Where are all the white shirts I washed the other day? Did you put your clothes on top of mine in the dryer? Didn’t you check first? Hubs: *checks dryer again* Oh, never mind. I guess this was my load of whites I never unloaded.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Guys, there was another incident. Another peach met its demise and now he’s started on the plums. #cats #VoidChild #CatsofBlueSky
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Woke up this morning to discover my cat, Bao Bun, has decided he likes peaches now. Why are they like this? 🐈‍⬛ #cats #voidkitty
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I curse the day I was introduced to the absolute ambrosia that is gummy Nerds.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Decided to put on some lullaby music for the dogs via Calm Radio and for reasons unbeknownst to me, it’s playing a gentle xylophone version of Elvis’ “Burning Love.” The dogs are okay with this.
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a man wearing a sombrero sits in a classroom with his feet up and says i 'll allow it .
ALT: a man wearing a sombrero sits in a classroom with his feet up and says i 'll allow it .
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Nobody warned me that having two young male dogs would result in my own front row tickets to Puppy Wrestlemania every evening at 10pm. Bonus points when the lab starts to get the zoomies halfway through & does flying leaps off the couch to clotheslines his brother.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Given Trump’s desire to cripple even more of our educated workforce - if becoming unemployed in this economy wasn’t hard enough - it would be a shame for Anonymous or a similar group to delete all records of those student loans. If the gov can forgive PPP loans, they can forgive these too.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
One of the things I’ll never forget is learning that during the Swine Flu pandemic, public health teams were so efficient at collaborating & mitigating outbreaks that many people ended up thinking were overreacting to it due to the lack of visible fallout & low mortality rates 🙃
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
We are FINALLY getting more Maul stuff and there is the strong possibility that Darth Talon will be introduced and finally canonized. It’s not the sequel that Lucus originally envisioned by any means but I’m ridiculously giddy over this, AND IT’S BEING ANIMATED!!! #DarthMaul #StarWars
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Darth Maul Returns In First Look At Maul: Shadow Lord, New TV Show That Fulfils George Lucas' Sequel Trilogy Plans
Darth Maul is back in Star Wars.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
A word of caution: dogs do not care if you didn’t fall asleep until 3am. You will be body slammed and aggressively loved until you manage to stagger from your bed and go about the normal routine. And no, trying to bribe them with extra treats doesn’t work. They just end up with flavored breath.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Pretty sure doomscrolling at 2am is doing very little to counter my raging insomnia, but hey, at least I can now say I have raging insomnia ✨and✨ crippling anxiety going on. It’s like a reward.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My Lab finally got his stitches out after his entropion eye surgery. On one hand, I’m very happy we no longer have the cone of shame, but on the other, I was getting rather used to his General Grievous cosplay. 🤌🏻
A humorous comparing General Grievous (from Star Wars) to my chocolate-factored yellow English Lab after his entropion eye surgery. 

Gagootz, the lab, had an operation to remove part of the skin around his lower eyelid to stop his eyelashes from curling inward and rubbing against his corneas. As a result, he looks as if he has excessive bags under his eyes and with his golden eyes (as a result of the chocolate gene) against his white coat, it’s very similar to General Grievous’ with his Kaleesh eyes and facemask.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Decided to take a break from Bluesky for a week or so as I was getting all kinds of anxious & doomscrolling nonstop. Today, I came back on to check things out as I miss being informed & feeling hip & with it. *sighs heavily at the everythingness going on* *closes app & boots up Sims 4 again*
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Can we please normalize putting foreign languages in subtitles? Just having the phrase *character speaks Italian* is completely ableist, especially to those who may be bi or multi lingual. 👏🏻 If the audience gets to hear something that is being said, it needs to be transcribed every time! 👏🏻
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
As a glutton for punishment, I decided to give SW: The Last Jedi another chance (i.e., the worst of the series). Objectively, the premise/plot isn’t awful; it does have decent world-building elements & character dev moments to it. It’s the movie’s “tone” that ruins it.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Eurovision 2025 has a song about Laika the Russian Cosmonaut pup and I swear to god I get choked up every time I hear it. Europop + a song about space puppies = instant perfection 🤌🏻 #Eurovision, #Emmy, #Ireland, #LaikaParty m.youtube.com/watch?featur...
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Laika Party - EMMY (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Emmykgk00
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
ADHD is weird. One moment you’re stressing out w/executive dysfunction over all the things you need to get done and then 💥BAM!!💥 you’re suddenly deep cleaning and detailing your iphone as if you can’t stand the idea of using such filth any longer. There is no in between.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It’s 4:30am and I’ve been up all night with this wind storm. I keep having to soothe the poor pets because the house shakes when we get the big gusts (~50mph give or take from what my weather app is saying), and so I’m in hyper alert “mom” mode. How do I deactivate this setting? Wine? Xanax?
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
One thing that stresses me out is knowing that with increased unemployment rates there comes an increase pet abandonment rates as well. Shelters are already at capacity in light of rising costs, and it’s only going to get worse. Can someone please think of the puppies?
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I dunno about you guys, but my anxiety has been on another level lately. It feels almost hopeless trying to find a job in this market, and things keep getting worse and worse. Can Anonymous please do their thing? At this rate, I trust them to be far more competent than Congress.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
@carriekellenberger.bsky.social - I figured this would be right up your alley too 🥰
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Tris @trisresists.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I repeat…
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I dunno about you guys, but I’m a bit funned out with this whole “waking-up-to-some-new-abject-horror-implemented-by-this-current-administration” nonsense. I miss the days of cat memes and Nyancat.
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I hear the nagging question you ask inside your head a few hundred times a day: "Is it me, or has a huge portion of this country lost its mind?" It isn't you. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dont-gasli...
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Don't Gaslight Yourself. You're Right To Grieve What's Happening to America.
I know what you're thinking.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Normally, during times like this I would binge comfort movies like Star Wars and LoTR. Unfortunately, the whole “evil villain-destroying-everything-unchecked” trope is far too realistic at this point, and we don’t have a ghost army, light sabers, or nearly enough potatoes to save us now.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 10/02/2025
Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including: • Pride Month • Black History Month • Holocaust Remembrance Day • Jewish Heritage • Hispanic Heritage • Indigenous People Month
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Does anyone know what USAMRIID is doing in light of the PH crisis? Are they doing any research into vaccine development or treatment? As they’re military, is their funding separate from HHS & USAID?
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Team Ruff was robbed on the Puppy Bowl. Absolutely robbed. Thankfully, Foxtrot got his much needed MVP for scoring 3 touchdowns. I would have rioted if Kiki stole the title. #puppybowl
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Super Bowl may be one thing, but having a divided household when it comes to the Puppy Bowl is quite another. Marriages and alliances have been destroyed over one’s loyalty to Team Fluff or Team Ruff.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
So TikTok has folks and news outlets in Canada talking about a possible war with the US. I guess Trudeau said something on a hot mic and now it’s getting major attention. Meanwhile, I’m over here in a border state trying to distract myself by making 6 layer dip. It’s fine. This is all fine. 🙃
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I think we can all agree that MIB and MIB3 are the superior movies in the trilogy. 🤌🏻
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I will never tire of the way Igor attempts to sleep sitting up.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My pups are loving the snow right now, especially my husky mix and the lab. The problem is that they don’t want to come in & keep ringing the potty bell to go outside. Unfortunately, I’m not allowed to leave them ✨unsupervised✨ because they see that as some great offense. 🙃 I must stand and watch.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I have been worrying about Yellow Fever coming back since 2022 :( I’d say we need to start beefing up our surveillance programs & Ades aegypti mosquito eradication methods, but given everything going on… This is fine. We’re totally fine. 🙃
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The world might be crashing down around us, but it’s snowing outside and somehow that makes everything okay.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Hey folks, just a reminder that amidst the chaos of surging COVID, RSV, and Flu cases and news about the TB cases in the US, there’s another one we really need to keep an eye on: M pox. Not only has it recently mutated, but it is NOT getting the attention it deserves! It’s still circulating.
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Mpox
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
If you aren’t outraged yet, you need to be. This includes AMERICAN CITIZENS, not just “illegals.” www.npr.org/2025/02/04/g...
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Rubio says El Salvador will house deportees from U.S., including Americans
A U.S. official said the Trump administration had no plans to try to deport American citizens. The U.S. government cannot deport American citizens and such a move would be met with legal challenges.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
*me looking at today’s minuscule snow accumulation*
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a close up of a person 's hand holding a gun in a dark room .
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Willson @rwillson.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Just another reminder that the Black Panthers weren’t the horrific bloodthirsty bad guys history makes them out to be.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Between this and the CDC being forced to scrub critical public health data from their sites, there can be no question about the goal of this administration.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Amidst all the chaos in this world, there is finally one bright spot in the near future: my husband managed to snag tickets to Star Wars Night at Disneyland. ❤️🤌🏻 Now I just have get my butt in gear to work on my costume & practice the Anakin swing w/my sabers. Yes, I am *that* person. 😂
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This song seems rather apt lately. youtu.be/LACbVhgtx9I?...
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THE MUFFIN SONG (asdfmovie feat. Schmoyoho)
YouTube video by TomSka
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
In 2025, I never imagined we’d be going this far backwards. At this rate, we’ll blow well past the Good Old Days and firmly into an era in which the miasma theory reigned supreme and Koch’s Postulates were considered preposterous and Luuewenhoek’s discoveries fantastical and wholly illogical.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My airpods died right before my interview yesterday so I had to use my gaming headset with light up cat ears. I joked that at least I’m adaptable & always prepared. 😂 Bal also made an appearance mid convo, so between the cat bombing my interview & the headphones, I at least made it memorable.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Today I woke up to yet another email telling me I job I was a candidate for was canceled due to a hiring freeze. This is now the third time this has happened since early December. Tell me again how this administration is going to improve the economy when funding keeps getting slashed?
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Carmen 📚 Latinx Book Influencer 📚 @tomesandtextiles.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If you're feeling overwhelmed, it's intentional. They're calling it "flooding the zone." The intent is to overwhelm and exhaust us so we can not effectively resist. Something simple you can do right now now is to make sure to take breaks and rest.
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My husband just told me that Elon Muskrat is furious that folks are referring to Teslas as “Swasticars,” and I think that’s beautiful. ✌🏻
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Yersinia Bestis @yersinia-bestis.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Amidst the chaos that is *gestures to everything*, let this be a bright spot in your feed ❤️
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