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@yerguyrob.bsky.social
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Pandemisexual/Polyam. 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him. Writer (Foolology). Former: Our Strange Skies; Welcome UFO People.

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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 2m
Made Lemon Garlic Chicken Alfredo and it's so good!
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Birds makes me laugh. I watched it once and it made me laugh my ass off.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this, recommend a short book.
The book cover to Gabriel Garcia Marquez's book Chronicle of a Death Foretold. It features a headless body wearing two different colored garments. A giant mushroom grows out of one side and a weird snake-fish hybrid creature spirals down towards the body. It's weird, dude.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Years after the Letterman performance, this song still fucking rips live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1liG...
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TV On The Radio – Wolf Like Me
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I've never met a butt that I didn't fart" is something I just said to no one in particular. I need td get some sleep. lol
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it weird to say that I'm happy the Isle of Wight has something? Sure, they have "All Colours Sam," but it's just great to see a band with a name that's an homage to Douglas Adams still doing it today.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thankfully, in my customer service days, that only accounted for a year of my life, and it truly made me realize how cruel that line of work is and how insufferable people are. Customer service is an empathy killer.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like, the Red Sox won their four championships when Bill James worked there and they have not been the same team since. But then, James started to mix it up with the true crime crowd, wrote a couple of books on the subject. And now, he just lives his life as a baseball nerd online. Like, amazing.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bill James is one of the most interesting people in history. The reason baseball is what it is now, is largely because of him and his stats approach to the game. Nate Silver, who has fallen from grace in a way I've never seen before, was influenced by James and his work in baseball.
A photo of Bill James in Fenway Park.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not me tearing up seeing a guy do a podcast with his dad, knowing I never got to do that.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Currently trying to track down books in the Collector's Library of the Unknown series. Managed to snag a couple, but I'm fascinated.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looooooooooool
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She also experimented a little with paranormal themes as well, there's one ghost story in here, a fae story, and one supernatural story that is pretty intriguing. If short story collections are like albums, this one is well worth your time.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finished this today. Savored it more than I intended to, which is why it took me a month to read a 195 page book, but it was so good. Jackson understood The Cold War era better than most people did. She captured small town paranoia better than anyone, and you get a lot of it in these stories.
The book, Dark Tales by Shirley Jackson.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know a fellow nibbler when I see one.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Or was it really due to the fact that you did, in that moment, want to nibble on lettuce and knew how much of a stir it would've caused to ask for it? It's okay, man. I get it. I nibble on lettuce from time to time, too.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stephen King calling Yesteryear a "feminist Catch-22" makes me never want to read another Stephen King book ever again.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is hypnotizing and I consider it a happy place.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me, frolicking somewhere to commit some fuckery.
A satyr-like creature, the size of a horse, with bear paws and moose hooves saunters through the forest, leaving tracks behind it. Text reads, The Tote-Road Shagamaw.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here's the thing about Lizzy Borden: If she did it (there's reasonable doubt for me still), then she was fucking swole, cuz have you ever hefted an axe that many times?
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It sounds insufferable.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I grew my hair out for 13 months. Just shaved it off for a ritual, setting reading and writing goals until I cut it again. I slightly regret it, but I feel brand new again and my brain isn't screaming at me to shave it anymore. lol
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
NGL, DCC has the worst fucking fandom I've ever fucking seen. JFC.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
New instant classic just dropped
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
file:///C:/Users/swilentz/Downloads/
01_9781419791758_int_RTP_Iowres-2.pdf
9:59 AM • 9/12/26 • 174 Views
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OH GOD OUR TVS ARE MAKING US PREGNANT!!!
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is soothing af. Loved every second of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs9B...
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This Swedish Bakery Is Hidden in the Forest | 5AM Winter Bakery Routine
YouTube video by The Scandinavian Fika
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Life has sucked lately, but every time I play ReStory for a few hours, it just mellows me out. I have 50 hours in that game at this point, and it's just a comfort for me to play.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
normalize my fucking queerness. I don't need it to lift me up as a queer person. If y'all don't understand that equality means that you're fighting for the person and not for their label, then we'll never fucking get there.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Putting an image of Bill Hicks on the internet, and slapping some words he never said on it pisses me off. As a queer person, if you have to say "I'm white and cis, but spoke out anyway," you've still put straightness above LGBTQ+ people. Do y'all realize that? I don't need your straightness to 1/2
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had this happen to me when I was 9 years old. Damn.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Liberalism is a disease, which explains why liberals on this app will use AI trash like this.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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I wish I could tell you
A poem
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Office in a Small City - 1953 botfrens.com/collections/173/conten…
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The strong urge to start calling ketchup "catsup." It's time for a shake up.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just spent the last 3 hours or so playing ReStory and my brain has never felt more satisfied in a gaming experience in my life. Holy shit. I love it.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The number of progressive accounts on here posting AI images is fucking disturbing.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jay Anson wrote for film before he published The Amityville Horror, but a lot of people don't know that he wrote a novel that was published posthumously in 1981 called 666. It's about a demonic house that moves around, appearing in different locations, luring potential buyers in, and posseses them.
The book cover for Jay Anson's novel 666. Against a white background, there is a brass door knocker in the shape of a human looking devil.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I wrote a poem based on a personal experience. I think it's good.
Over an overwrought canva design showing a piece of paper ripped out of a notebook against a black background, a poem entitled "A Chipmunk Watched Me Pee Outdoors." The poem simply states: It ran away. This poem is by Rob Kristoffersen
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Recently read Chocky, which I checked out of my local library, and went on a bit of a John Wyndham buying spree. He's such a fascinating writer and these Modern Library covers are so good! Bought these from my localish bookstore, the @bookstoreplus.bsky.social , out of Lake Placid. Hit 'em up!
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me, most days, represented in breakfast form.
Scrambled eggs and donuts on a plate in the form of a face that looks shocked.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have been working on becoming the Thanos of having library cards lately. After looking it up, I'm now a member of five libraries in my state. I'm unstoppable.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So, like, to put things into perspective for you, in nursing homes, abuse is an umbrella term. There are many types of abuse, and neglect is one of them. It's weird to say that he was "neglected but not abused."
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The weirdest thing for me is the deja vu I experience when I have a thought, while watching something, go to comment, and find that I've already commented this months ago.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I couldn’t not buy this book. This blurb alone sounds like gold. lol.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I wrote a poem about death and my dog and you can read it if you want. open.substack.com/pub/foololog...
A promo image for a Substack article called The liver spots of Time, and ode to Luna. The promo image contains a picture of me and my dog smiling.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My review of The Ghost Next Door: Be warned! Spoilers ahead.
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RWK @yerguyrob.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Reading the classics at work today.
The Ghost Next Door by R.L. Stine in audiobook form.
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