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@yepthatsme.bsky.social
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Often NSFW. Be forewarned, or excited. Just don't be weird. Blurring the line between ‘hype guy’ and ‘shameless flirt’. **I block faceless/empty accounts** Please be 21+ 📍Chicago

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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’ve been hiking a lot this week and it’s become a tradition to get my dick out as many times as I can. It’s been lots of fun!
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I need to meet more single people who also have emotional availability, and also like staying in for quiet evenings reading and/or crafting, and also don’t mind my crazy work schedule, and also like engaging conversation, and also have good fashion and decorating taste, and are also incredibly hot.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It’s my birthday. And I’m going to a wedding. So I get to get all dressed up, celebrate, eat lots of good food, see friends, and NONE of the attention is on me? It’s an introvert’s perfect dream!
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Proof of life. I’ve been insanely busy lately. I’m home today recovering from an outpatient arthritis treatment on my lower back. So it’s actually nice to have a quiet evening to crochet.
Selfie: I’m wearing an orange tshirt holding up my current crochet project, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back is playing in the background.
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Rookbear @rookbear.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Happy Pride!
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated!
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Monty Python Knights of Camelot Dance
ALT: Monty Python Knights of Camelot Dance
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This is what I think of anytime the media mentions Hegseth talking about going to war.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: Biblical Hermeneutics Teaching Methods Orchestration and Conducting Probability and Statistics Pshychology It's giving 'I have no idea what I'm doing'
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Condemning racism should never feel scary. The president posted an awful video yesterday that depicted the Obamas as apes. That trope is very old. It's never been funny. It is gross and wrong and horrific.
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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Tale as old as capitalistic exploitation of the working class
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
No matter how often I watch Parks and Rec, when Ben asks Leslie to meet at the wildflower mural to discuss ideas, I always get mushy and romantic.
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a man and a woman are sitting on a bench with flowers on the wall behind them .
Alt: Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope are sitting on a bench in front of the wildflower mural at Pawnee City Hall.
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Paul Willson @pauljwillson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Wintery Highland scenes
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I've been having some minor back pain, so I went to the chiropractor today for the first time in 10 years. She did a pelvic x-ray and showed me the image. Standing barefoot on the floor, my right hip is fully two inches higher than my left. My jaw hit the floor! I start physical therapy next week.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I had a coffee date this morning. And I spent the whole night dreaming of how badly it could go. Thankfully, it didn't involve climbing large trees, long arduous hikes, water slides or his family members tagging along. (Dreams, amirite?)
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I'm an usher in a theatre. I went up to a person tonight and told them to put their phone away and stop video-ing. They were not even being subtle. Not even a minute later, they had their phone out and were taking another video. I told them security would remove them if I caught them again....
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Dosed some NyQuil (to make sure I sleep) and went to bed early last night. And I'm feeling much better today.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Late night (early morning?) panic attacks just kill the entire day. 😮‍💨🫩
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
These men on Instagram have so many reflective surfaces in their homes.
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19moose9six.bsky.social @19moose9six.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
My favorite version of “hung” 🥵
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice. Harvey Fierstein's voice is certainly recognizable.
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a man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and a blue shirt
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and a blue shirt
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Walking down the street with my friend Aaron, a fellow Caucasian man (this detail is important.) We passed a Black woman on the sidewalk. He mumbled something to her and she returned 'go white' in return. Apparently it's a sports thing. 'Go green' 'go white.' I dunno. 
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kermit the frog and miss piggy are kissing each other in a muppet show .
Alt: GIF: Kermit the Frog looks at the camera and shrugs
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Paul Willson @pauljwillson.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The pale veil of daybreak
Lake District
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today.
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Armand Sarlangue @armandsarlangue.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Tuscany classic… #photography #landscape #art #travel #workshops
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
'A Beautiful Noise: The Neil Diamond Story' was in town. I was ushering for it for the last two weeks, and I finally figured out why the show doesn't work for me: I'm willing to suspend disbelief in the theatre, but a Boomer in therapy AND showing complex emotion? You've lost me.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Is it fun to post the 'before and after's of photo editing?
Water Tower Place in Chicago IL, dressed up for the winter holidays. There are trees with lights on them, and tall buildings all around.The same photo after if edited it. The lights appear brighter, the snow has a blue cast to it, and I've beefed up the details in the surrounding buildings.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Tonight's redline adventure: The drunk guy who is trying to pretend he's not drunk; who also refuses to sit down or hang on to anything. He's stumbling all over the car, but he hasn't fallen down yet!
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🅴 Rassragr @siameseeels.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Remember lovely queerios: “The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, ‘Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.’” Happy Thanksgiving 🧡
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Oh, and the other exciting of my evening at the theater is the Asian couple who came up to me and asked what the theatre used to be called. And I got to answer, "The name was changed to Nederlander in 2020. Before that it was called The Oriental Theatre."
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Normally the front car of the red line is the safest and cleanest... not tonight though. Not. To. Nite.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
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a poster for ferris bueller 's day off features three people in a red car
Alt: GIF from the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off shows Sloan, Cameron and Ferris driving down Lake Shore Drive in Cameron's father's red sports car.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The Neal Diamond show A Beautiful Noise is in town. I was working at the door taking tickets. I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
One of my dear friends has a stepson whose name is just one letter off from mine. Every once in a while she'll text me instead of him. And I always send something back to her to make sure she's texting the right person. It makes me chuckle that this is how I stay in touch with someone.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Just got word that I'm being moved into a different department at work. Job security, I guess?
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Prince of Edging (Capetown 🇿🇦 11/19-11/29) @princeofedging.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
He's got that lethal combination of a pretty face, perfect body, and huuuuge cock 😵‍💫🥵. @paulcodixxx.bsky.social is so crazy fun to milk and edge and I could just do it forever and ever 🤤😍. You guys gotta watch this insanely hot session he and I had 😈💦. Go show him lots of love 🫶🏻😇!
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
**Mae West voice** Mmm ankles aweigh, sailuh!
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
At some point, it's just stunting, right? They're doing this for show? Like, for bragging rights? Like, look what we can do!
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 05/11/2025
While campaigning, Zohran Mamdani frequently noted that New York is the richest city in the richest country in the history of the world, and that its government could do more for the people who live here. Tonight, he was elected mayor.
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The Mamdani Era Begins
His opponents tried to smear him for his youth, inexperience, and leftist politics. But New Yorkers didn’t want a hardened political insider to be mayor—they wanted Zohran Mamdani.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I got myself invited to a Halloween party at the last minute. And now I regret everything.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Screencap of Bobs Burgers: Mr Fischoeder has stolen every jack-o'-lantern in town and taken them to his mansion. He's put up a banner that says JACK-O-LAND and he's welcoming the Belcher family by saying "Your Halloween just got a little Halloween-er." While hundreds of jack-o'-lanterns glow in the dark.
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Pariah Carey ✨ @jinthepnw.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I hope the emails lobotomize me
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
In my ushering shift tonight at intermission, a man came up to me and told me "There's a dude who thinks he's a woman attending the line for the women's restroom and I think that's bullshit." And he left the theatre. In my rage, I couldn't think of a comeback.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It's officially soup season.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Can anyone name a job where if you're even one minute late, your boss will send you home for the entire shift?
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
One of my ushering coworkers told me last night that I look like a retired pimp. I asked him to repeat himself. Yes, he said a -retired- pimp.
Selfie: I'm wearing a hat and thick dark glasses. I've got a large black beard and I'm wearing a black suit with a pleated tuxedo shirt unbuttoned at the top. I'm glaring disapprovingly at the camera.
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
That burning smell when the building turns on the radiators for the first time.
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a small dog is wrapped in a plaid blanket with the words so cozy below it
Alt: a small dog is wrapped in a plaid blanket with the words so cozy below it
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... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I didn't sleep last night. Anxiety and indigestion and awful dreams kept waking me up. I made it through the workday. Called off my ushering shift tonight. Made myself a hot toddy. Watching comfort movies. My body just needs a break.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 21/10/2025
Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing? Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
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Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
God, when they tried to force small talk and chatter on Zoom meetings during lockdown while waiting for everyone to join… just shut up and enjoy the silence for a few minutes.
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