... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I’ve been hiking a lot this week and it’s become a tradition to get my dick out as many times as I can. It’s been lots of fun! 3130
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I need to meet more single people who also have emotional availability, and also like staying in for quiet evenings reading and/or crafting, and also don’t mind my crazy work schedule, and also like engaging conversation, and also have good fashion and decorating taste, and are also incredibly hot. 2160
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It’s my birthday. And I’m going to a wedding. So I get to get all dressed up, celebrate, eat lots of good food, see friends, and NONE of the attention is on me? It’s an introvert’s perfect dream! 15670
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Proof of life. I’ve been insanely busy lately. I’m home today recovering from an outpatient arthritis treatment on my lower back. So it’s actually nice to have a quiet evening to crochet. 2661
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 28/05/2026This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated!static.klipy.comMonty Python Knights of Camelot DanceALT: Monty Python Knights of Camelot Dance 1290
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 03/03/2026This is what I think of anytime the media mentions Hegseth talking about going to war. 070
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: Biblical Hermeneutics Teaching Methods Orchestration and Conducting Probability and Statistics Pshychology It's giving 'I have no idea what I'm doing' 080
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Condemning racism should never feel scary. The president posted an awful video yesterday that depicted the Obamas as apes. That trope is very old. It's never been funny. It is gross and wrong and horrific. 190
Reposted by ...Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Tale as old as capitalistic exploitation of the working class 0142
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 21/01/2026No matter how often I watch Parks and Rec, when Ben asks Leslie to meet at the wildflower mural to discuss ideas, I always get mushy and romantic.media.tenor.coma man and a woman are sitting on a bench with flowers on the wall behind them .Alt: Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope are sitting on a bench in front of the wildflower mural at Pawnee City Hall. 0110
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I've been having some minor back pain, so I went to the chiropractor today for the first time in 10 years. She did a pelvic x-ray and showed me the image. Standing barefoot on the floor, my right hip is fully two inches higher than my left. My jaw hit the floor! I start physical therapy next week. 2120
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I had a coffee date this morning. And I spent the whole night dreaming of how badly it could go. Thankfully, it didn't involve climbing large trees, long arduous hikes, water slides or his family members tagging along. (Dreams, amirite?) 0120
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I'm an usher in a theatre. I went up to a person tonight and told them to put their phone away and stop video-ing. They were not even being subtle. Not even a minute later, they had their phone out and were taking another video. I told them security would remove them if I caught them again.... 2140
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Dosed some NyQuil (to make sure I sleep) and went to bed early last night. And I'm feeling much better today. 060
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Late night (early morning?) panic attacks just kill the entire day. 😮💨 380
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 15/12/2025These men on Instagram have so many reflective surfaces in their homes. 070
Reposted by ...19moose9six.bsky.social @19moose9six.bsky.social · 13/11/2025My favorite version of “hung” 🥵 121097112
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice. Harvey Fierstein's voice is certainly recognizable.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and a blue shirtALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and a blue shirt 2180
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Walking down the street with my friend Aaron, a fellow Caucasian man (this detail is important.) We passed a Black woman on the sidewalk. He mumbled something to her and she returned 'go white' in return. Apparently it's a sports thing. 'Go green' 'go white.' I dunno. media.tenor.comkermit the frog and miss piggy are kissing each other in a muppet show .Alt: GIF: Kermit the Frog looks at the camera and shrugs 180
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today. 0160
Reposted by ...Armand Sarlangue @armandsarlangue.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Tuscany classic… #photography #landscape #art #travel #workshops 2259359
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 01/12/2025'A Beautiful Noise: The Neil Diamond Story' was in town. I was ushering for it for the last two weeks, and I finally figured out why the show doesn't work for me: I'm willing to suspend disbelief in the theatre, but a Boomer in therapy AND showing complex emotion? You've lost me. 280
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Is it fun to post the 'before and after's of photo editing? 2270
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Tonight's redline adventure: The drunk guy who is trying to pretend he's not drunk; who also refuses to sit down or hang on to anything. He's stumbling all over the car, but he hasn't fallen down yet! 160
Reposted by ...🅴 Rassragr @siameseeels.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Remember lovely queerios: “The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, ‘Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.’” Happy Thanksgiving 🧡 1373
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Oh, and the other exciting of my evening at the theater is the Asian couple who came up to me and asked what the theatre used to be called. And I got to answer, "The name was changed to Nederlander in 2020. Before that it was called The Oriental Theatre." 290
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Normally the front car of the red line is the safest and cleanest... not tonight though. Not. To. Nite. 040
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 24/11/2025"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:media.tenor.coma poster for ferris bueller 's day off features three people in a red carAlt: GIF from the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off shows Sloan, Cameron and Ferris driving down Lake Shore Drive in Cameron's father's red sports car. 0161
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 20/11/2025The Neal Diamond show A Beautiful Noise is in town. I was working at the door taking tickets. I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience. 040
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 17/11/2025One of my dear friends has a stepson whose name is just one letter off from mine. Every once in a while she'll text me instead of him. And I always send something back to her to make sure she's texting the right person. It makes me chuckle that this is how I stay in touch with someone. 050
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Just got word that I'm being moved into a different department at work. Job security, I guess? 040
Reposted by ...Prince of Edging (Capetown 🇿🇦 11/19-11/29) @princeofedging.bsky.social · 08/11/2025He's got that lethal combination of a pretty face, perfect body, and huuuuge cock 😵💫🥵. @paulcodixxx.bsky.social is so crazy fun to milk and edge and I could just do it forever and ever 🤤😍. You guys gotta watch this insanely hot session he and I had 😈💦. Go show him lots of love 🫶🏻😇! 102467492
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 06/11/2025At some point, it's just stunting, right? They're doing this for show? Like, for bragging rights? Like, look what we can do! 150
Reposted by ...The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 05/11/2025While campaigning, Zohran Mamdani frequently noted that New York is the richest city in the richest country in the history of the world, and that its government could do more for the people who live here. Tonight, he was elected mayor.newyorker.comThe Mamdani Era BeginsHis opponents tried to smear him for his youth, inexperience, and leftist politics. But New Yorkers didn’t want a hardened political insider to be mayor—they wanted Zohran Mamdani. 171050152
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I got myself invited to a Halloween party at the last minute. And now I regret everything. 1100
Reposted by ...Pariah Carey ✨ @jinthepnw.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I hope the emails lobotomize me 1141
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 30/10/2025In my ushering shift tonight at intermission, a man came up to me and told me "There's a dude who thinks he's a woman attending the line for the women's restroom and I think that's bullshit." And he left the theatre. In my rage, I couldn't think of a comeback. 130
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Can anyone name a job where if you're even one minute late, your boss will send you home for the entire shift? 450
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 25/10/2025One of my ushering coworkers told me last night that I look like a retired pimp. I asked him to repeat himself. Yes, he said a -retired- pimp. 2760
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 23/10/2025That burning smell when the building turns on the radiators for the first time.media.tenor.coma small dog is wrapped in a plaid blanket with the words so cozy below itAlt: a small dog is wrapped in a plaid blanket with the words so cozy below it 0140
... @yepthatsme.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I didn't sleep last night. Anxiety and indigestion and awful dreams kept waking me up. I made it through the workday. Called off my ushering shift tonight. Made myself a hot toddy. Watching comfort movies. My body just needs a break. 1130
Reposted by ...Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 21/10/2025Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing? Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom. 27362161818
Reposted by ...Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 20/10/2025God, when they tried to force small talk and chatter on Zoom meetings during lockdown while waiting for everyone to join… just shut up and enjoy the silence for a few minutes. 1353