Reposted by Yennifer 'Yen' Lopez

As I kneeled in total defeat for what might as well have been the rest of my life, cradling the shabby ruin this black widow had made of it, I felt a tap at my brow by a nylon-wrapped toe.
"If you're just going to sit down there," she said through a naughty grin, "may as well make yourself useful."