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Slime

@yena.gg
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🏳️‍🌈Queer Unix Yeen 🇬🇧London weird twitter shitposter in remission, it has been (0) days since relapse ahem, you might recognise me from favstar: x.com/slimeyena shid and fart, until it is done

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Slime @yena.gg · 24/09/2026
okay lol just an update i left that job a few weeks ago, bedrotted for a while but now im back to normal
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Slime @yena.gg · 07/09/2026
i don’t want to be too specific with the job i got but let’s just say I know first hand that Waitrose customers buy a shitload of avocados, to no one’s surprise
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Slime @yena.gg · 02/09/2026
i dont really get having a tattoo that isn’t unique, that’s just not for me, and i think mine is way cooler. so this is no skin off my back, kinda flattering really
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Slime @yena.gg · 02/09/2026
with no intention to make a fuss, more bemused and flattered really, I just found that someone blatantly copied my tattoo that i designed
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Slime @yena.gg · 02/09/2026
i was gone for like a week i accidentally entered a sludge-like state for a while when i forgot to take my meds. do you know what my meds do? they fix my brain so that i can remember important things, like taking my meds
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Slime @yena.gg · 02/09/2026
new trentemoller track dropped? ‘Terrified’. sounds like fuckin M83 dreampop. can’t lie, i kinda fuck with it, but i was very surprised from the guy who like defined dark / minimal techno for me
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Slime @yena.gg · 02/09/2026
i got job. warehouse. meh
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Slime @yena.gg · 24/08/2026
was talking to my mum about mortal shell 2 yesterday and everytime i said ‘dark souls’ i imagine she just heard Milhouse saying ‘bone storm’
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Slime @yena.gg · 23/08/2026
lost 6KG in the past month! slime gon be slim
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Slime @yena.gg · 19/08/2026
not my ideal temporary living situation right now but Danny is always happy if he can park himself near me
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Slime @yena.gg · 19/08/2026
okay I legit have a medical condition that raises my ambient body temperature and this might just be a lifesaver lmao ty
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Slime @yena.gg · 19/08/2026
damn i wish i had a water-cooled vest
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Slime @yena.gg · 19/08/2026
against big guys, however, it’ll reel You into Them. this is a double edged sword:
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Slime @yena.gg · 19/08/2026
your (probable) 2nd shell has a ‘get over here’ hook that you can use like roadhog/ blitzcrank to do some really funny manoeuvres
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Slime @yena.gg · 19/08/2026
Mortal Shell 2 is so good that even its bugs are fun
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Slime @yena.gg · 17/08/2026
my biggest personal growth this year was liking the strokes
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Slime @yena.gg · 17/08/2026
not killing myself (IN MINECRAFT) today just so i can play mortal shell 2
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Slime @yena.gg · 17/08/2026
expanding my social network purely to introduce people to chaiiwala
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Slime @yena.gg · 17/08/2026
exploring some deep, hard-hitting Trek lore memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Croissant
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Croissant
A croissant was an Earth food originating from France that was usually consumed at breakfast. Croissants were available from Burgerland in Detroit, Earth, in the year 2004. (ENT: "Carpenter Street") C...
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Grimace in sunglasses looking cool as the other side of the pillow is poised at the open door of what looks like a corvette-like kit car. Xe(Grimace is non binary) has a full purple shake that rests on the roof of the sports car. There is a purple gel over the image. A low mist clings to the ground. Is this a dream? Or has this mythical badass been conjured? The song “I need a hero” is most likely blazing on xir am/fm radio.
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Slime @yena.gg · 14/08/2026
is there overlap with the Greek Statue pfp guys or are they just the same?
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
that’s nothing, im currently ROTATING a CUBE within my own MIND
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
i tell ya what’s not shitty tho your boy got an eyebrow piercing!!!
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
i think some of the most attractive qualities i've seen in people lately is that freedom to let themselves be a bit shitty. no more pretence, the world is on fire. we're all bad people
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
my biggest relationship goal in general the past decade is to have someone with whom i can fully let the mask slip you know? i am not malevolent, but wouldn't it be such a weight off to stop trying to constantly micro-adjust yourself into who you think your partner imagines you to be?
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
i have just about enough money to get drunk and get a cab back Home
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
"it said plants need electrolytes which can be found in gatorade"
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
okay i gotta go out somewhere this weekend or im gonna go nuts. ive done some good work this week so i can 'allow myself'
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
how can you be born 127 years old?
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
oh the company that greenlit a co-op Painkiller is run by idiots?
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
there is little i wouldn't throw under the bus for blongo+ perks
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
maybe the literal most off-putting picture of me ever isn't the best choice for first impressions
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
salivating at this
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
i feel like you've probably said this 1000 times, do you have a description of your avatar stack? hardware wise, I.E leap motion, ARKit, software?
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
you can't get mad at me for acknowledging the venn diagram in the room consisting of trans people, neurodivergence, and giving a single fuck about a train, if you know it to be true and present
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Why Are You Booing Me Im Right
ALT: Why Are You Booing Me Im Right
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
i've always KINDA envied fellow amabs who are in love with the car, or if they are now women, trains i can only care as much about the nature of a veehickle as i would a screwdriver, a boot, or any other tool or implement that gets from A - B a berry of life that I will not know the sweetness of
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
YOUR OPINION NEEDED! besties what would you rather watch 20 minute video about? Medieval 1&2 (+remaster) Ape Escape 1 (prob 10-15min?) Dome Keeper (+Motherload +wall world +flash turret games ) Future Cop L.A.P.D
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
mental autocorrect keeps replacing 'i want Brutal Quake' to 'i want Doom Dark Ages'
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
the impudent caked up imp is tormenting my christian thoughts again
temptress brat
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
i really need to get fucked up this whole living my life thing is exhausting
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Brian looking at a Flock camera with the text "must hit the forbidden pinata"
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
yeah fuck it. when i get paid
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Slime @yena.gg · 13/08/2026
everyday i get slightly more bored enough to change my first name to Crocuta and my middle name to Crocuta
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Slime @yena.gg · 12/08/2026
career in tech support will do that
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Slime @yena.gg · 12/08/2026
this is one of those things i won’t be able to stop thinking about
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Slime @yena.gg · 12/08/2026
really wish i’d leaned harder into this vibe from 2019
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Slime @yena.gg · 12/08/2026
who up rotating they cube?
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