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I can only think of 2 valid reasons to go over 100mph: You are trying to outrun a pyroclastic flow or a tsunami. Even trying to escape a hurricane is unwarranted... ur gonna risk causing an accident and blocking an entire interstate for everyone else escaping just to get out a couple mins faster???

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Your car is not designed to go over 100mph... YOU are not designed to go over 100mph. I've never gone over 100 in my car. If you do that even semi regularly you have no respect for the people around you and you fucking suck. Stop waving ur shitty overcompensating gun in everyone's face you prick.

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like its kinda weird that we normalized strangers almost killing us every week or two right? Like I get that it is an inevitable consequence of the act of driving but its *weird*. cars should not be able to go over 100mph. yeah yadda yadda freedom... no you dont need to go over 100 unless ur racing

road rage exists because someone driving recklessly around you is as if they (with a concealing mask on) are waving a gun in your face with their finger on the trigger at a shooting range... then they blow an airhorn in your face and then run away with zero consequences. thats what its like.

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Why are people always trying to have sex with Lyndon B Johnson on stairs in mario64?

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pulling 100 polka dot hankerchiefs out of someones anus at a clown orgy is near the top of my bucket list.

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squeeze whole sticks of butter like stress balls till your greasy hand fear fades away

they are antennae beaming propaganda into our heads

You are a hairless ape. Do you really think you are above gorilla gripping a corn cob??? Like grow the fuck up and eat the corn like the animal you are, you sloppy motherfucker. You probably have cheeto dust on your fingers right now, but what...buttery corn is where you draw the line????

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Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

U kno what i'm really on the fence about... corn holders. Like I know why they exist... I get it... fine... but like idk dude, just hold the fucking corn. Why do we have to hold the little plastic fake corns that are holding the real corn???

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Tommy Tuberville is the name of a guy who shoves butter glazed footballs up his ass and asks god for forgiveness the day after as a routine

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Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We all need to live for 500 years like elves...I feel like I could manage my time much better that way

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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is a canary resuscitator, which miners would use to revive canaries that had passed out from toxic gas, because ideally not only do you care, you don't even leave the bird behind. just a little mining history and not at all a furious scream

A canary in a sealed box attached to an oxygen tank

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Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Did Donkey and Diddy spank eachother in the ass when they tagged out in DK country or am I trippin on some false memory shit

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ardyesque @ardyvhs.art · 17/12/2024

impermanent personal bodies [the something bagel] #furryart

an acrylic/multimedia painting of a blue cat sitting, looking very sad and tired. a pink star halos their head, and where it intersects with their body, it glows bright white.

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Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

X thing "aged like milk" implies the chance that it actually turned into cheese

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Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have laid a few latrine depth charges in my day

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Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

eating trail mix taps into some ape brain shit... like u gotta forage and dig through the raisins and peanuts to find the m&m morsels... I now understand the experience of our hunter gatherer ancestors.

Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If I had a time machine I would travel back to like 1820 and explain to some turnip farmer how there's this Italian guy made up by Japanese people but you control copies of him inside a lightning machine and he rides a dinosaur which is a giant lizard from 500MYA and also we draw porn of all of this

Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I was always amused by the prospect of recording a tornado coming directly at your house while in your underwear www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouqx...

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Susan get my Pants 👖

YouTube video by Scarlet Rebel

Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Its funny how we all put graphics pretty low on the tier-list of importance to a game, yet when we get these remakes its the only metric that matters because thats the only thing thats changing. Yeah link looks like a greasy cabbage patch kid but like, fuck you. you'll buy it. you slut.

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Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

spent all night herdin' toads. no that is not a euphemism.

Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Nono, sorry guys, the WindBreaker party is the next door down...

Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Being a caterpillar seems chill as fuck. Do you think trees taste like candy to them? They may as well be in willy wonkas chocolate factory... like your entire life is living on your food...you just lean down and eat...all day... get real big and fat then make a neet nest out of bodily secretions.

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lalage @lalage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

spending too much time looking at armour lately

side profiles of dog-headed knights and their helms

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Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Every day I wake up and thank the hands of fate that I never got to go to disney world. I am completely impenetrable to the cogs of their corporate machine because I haven't seen any of their shit, didn't grow up with their shit, do not care about their shit. Truly the perks of being lower class.

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Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

glad im not the only one that noticed that flatassmothafuckin tire

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I'll pay that price if it has House+Wilson Yaoi

shiddd i've been ready! hand me the electric bongos

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No thats not black paint, I just got it THAT clean :D Its like a sweet 16 makeover except its 192 years old and its an anvil and my makeover was cleaning it with a wire wheel for 2 hours till my hands were tingling from nerve damage... But GAWSH aint she purrty??? I drank a little linseed oil

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damn thats like craaazy slime

Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

8 year old me would be disappointed that at 31 I still have not acquired a cool face scar over my eye

Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I adopted a baby today. a 102lb 192 year old baby that I got for 90 DOLLARS....and YES I will be hitting this antique with a hammer because that's its job baybeee

Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This person is creating the sauce... a sauce I haven't tasted in a long fucking time... www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmxH...

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castle of storm (dungeon synth)

YouTube video by rivvi

Yellowcake @yellowcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

this person is making soundscapes that make me feel a way I haven't in a very long time www.youtube.com/watch?v=myvU...

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reflection (dungeon synth)

YouTube video by rivvi