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yellojkt

@yellojkt.bsky.social
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High functioning internet addict since 1992

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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hockey is the sportsball where the ball is flat.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not blonde enough.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They can do this now that Lindsey Graham is dead.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There's a documentary out on Lorne Michaels which features behinds the scenes footage of an earlier Shane Gillis hosting appearance. In a segment about courting controversy Michaels, when asked about Gillis, shrugs his shoulders and says Gillis is the most popular comedian in the country.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hope that Gillis learns that his Rogan Boy's Club locker room talk does not go over as well with an audience of normal human beings, men and women alike.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For what was a pretty solid show overall, that monologue landed with a thud. What qualifies as witty repartee on the Rogan show does not travel well to an audience with women in it.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wow! A strongly worded letter, for very loose definitions of "strongly".
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Um, spoiler alerts in the alt-text?
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Congrats. That is its own separate badge.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is ALWAYS projection.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've got bad news for Bo Derek. www.thebanner.com/culture/arts...
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After cornrows controversy, Baltimore Rock Opera Society’s new leader is out
The Baltimore Rock Opera Society fired its executive director weeks after she was hired following controversy over a video that showed her wearing cornrows.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still think it was Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At some point this would bump into the relationship between Jill Stein and Putin.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sirius Pulse as well. The song is inescapable in my wife's car.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Improv has ruined this country. Being funny is much harder than people think it is.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's one of the advantages of starting from scratch.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never understood the appeal or point of the Grateful Dead until I listened to this episode and got some newfound respect for their music. It also helps that Kurt Vonnegut is mentioned.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saving Private Ryan is all about family.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
...and dying young.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
None of those are as good as Slob Hubby and Hot Wife
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So straight men are more open-minded than straight women?
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 22/09/2026
yep www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/private-sc...
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Private Schools Are Bad for Society
The starting point for any honest discussion.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ICE will accuse him of hiding evidence.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2 in 3 men are liars.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not enough of his followers seem to notice that.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"First They Came For" playing out in real time.
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Political Humor @politicalhumor9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The fact that US news outlets do not report every day that Trump is clearly mentally ill is an epic failure of American journalism.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back in the day a military guy told of how thy used to haze young women in their office. They would tell her to go around and get the EMHO report from everyone without telling her that it stood for Early Morning Hard On. Each guy reacted in his own way. Now Hegseth wants to institutionalize it.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shocked that FDR didn't make the list.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Keke Palmer didn't show.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alito knows voter fraud is real because so many Republicans get caught doing it.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Protecting girls in their locker rooms? Is that what they call creeping backstage at beauty pageants now?
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm not surprised because National Review is the only place a GMU economist can get a job.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happened to me last week when I was in Canada.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In 2003 I got individually pulled off a plane when coming back from France because my name matched an IRA terrorist.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every congressman with Nazis on his staff, I'd only have twenty cents but it's surprising it's happened four times.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It is ALWAYS projection.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is Grenada erasure. Reagan should be rolling in his grave.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Doesn't that just translate to "most Americans"?
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This scheme is even more insidious because you can't count votes that never make it to the voter.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Worst plagiarism of "First They Came" ever.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would not get into that kind of gamesmanship in a region that literally invented the word "assassin."
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Which kid do you love the most, Sophie?"
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
AS WORSE AS POSSIBLE
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hal Jordan would have exposed him as an alien.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me to the Grim Reaper: No! It was supposed to be N-N not L-L.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trust me, they will move the goal posts. There is no appeasing people criticizing you in bad faith.
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Isn't daydrinking, just drinking?
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yellojkt @yellojkt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump is LITERALLY full of shit.
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