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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you never rolled weed with the page of a religious text, we can still be friends but I will always view you with just a little suspicion

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Matt Berry voices a sentient IKEA shelf in this real mod for Skyrim. And is Javier Bardem narrating this trailer? I, like so many others, own one (actually 4) of these shelves. And now it's a Skyrim follower that displays the garbage you make it carry.

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KALLAX STORAGEBORN, a free creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ from IKEA.

YouTube video by IKEA UK

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There's a business in here that makes treats and toys for your rabbit, but I don't have a rabbit. Yet.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Peter Cullen and Kevin Conroy are probably in the opening salvos of a good-natured line delivery battle right now. "I'll see your 'I am vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN!' and raise you one 'Freedom is the right of all sentient beings' and one 'Autobots...ROLL OUT!'"

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Two of the first musicals that I ever watched were The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. To say that they affected me positively would be an understatement. Rest in peace Dolly and Tim.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The Maffins have an idea to help small Canadian businesses affected by tariffs. Watch the video. If it applies to you, consider taking them up on this offer.

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Donald Trump has no idea what country he’s messing with

YouTube video by Tod Maffin

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Happy Burning the White House and Capitol Day! On this date in 1814, some pre-Canadians went south and seriously harshed the vibe in DC. They burned the Capitol building, which was still under construction. They burned the White House. And some other buildings too, because fuck you.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Old Dutch Cheddar and Sour Cream Potato Chips. For when your munchies have the munchies.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Natalie Harp wants her new daddy to punish her. Hegseth's church pushes corporal punishment for women who do not properly submit to men. Belts to cheeks. She found her people and they will smack her around, and she really likes that. I'm not kinkshaming, just shameshaming.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Built this aquatic base in Palworld, do you think Nintendo will like it?

A giant pokéball shaped base built in the water. Palworld is not a Nintendo game.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

He went with "Dogs" because @WeRateMinors was taken by Epstein and friends on Twitter a long time ago

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

6 feet is a really small amount of rope. Not much you can do with that. What's that? Oh, I see. Nah, still not impressed.

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a Page in your life 🍁📎 @sailorgirl2017.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Ok, Okanagan region Butterflies!! Heather at the Anderson Way Bakery ( cobsbread.com ) is out there feeding evacuees. So if you get to the bakery and slide her some extra cash with your purchase to help support the victims of these fires, that would be fantastic!!!

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Welcome To COBS Bread Bakery

COBS Bread Bakery: we bake fresh from scratch everyday. We offer freshly baked bread, pastries, sweet and savoury treats. Visit your local community bakery today.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Pushing up on a full month of wildfire evacuee status, I miss my bed. Upside, it still exists, unburnt, I think. Once again, all my love to BC Wildfire air crews, ground crews, structure protection crews, and every other FD that sent people to help. Thank you!

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Dear Mexico, this is just a rough draft, we can work on that border if it doesn't work for you. Can we let Denmark have Hawaii?

Map of North America with 'merica divided between Canada and Mexico. If this offends you, hahaha soft ass biiiitch.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

#Caturday here's a bowl full of Noodle just a few days before he spent almost 3 thousand dollars at the veterinarian for surgery to remove a bunch of sewing thread that he needed really badly. And one of him after, absolutely wrecked on drugs.

Noodle, orange cat in a clear bowl on the cat post. Nibbling his toes clean.

A half sphere of orange boy Noodle, he's a chonky orange cat.

Noodle after surgery. One big incision to gain access to his huge gut, eight incisions inside to remove thread.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

this world is a prison and we aren't the inmates. we are the cigarettes.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

CNN posting an article with "Five takeaways from A-holes primetime address" well here's mine (didn't watch it) 1. He's dumb, dumb has a B at the end, most people don't know that. 2. He's a liar. 3. He's a criminal. 4. He's physically and mentally ill. 5. He needs to be impeached and imprisoned.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Couch thoughts : I bet hotel lobby couches don't have to put up with this bullshit

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Wait, so when JD dies do I get to be VP? I've got more of his DNA than his kids do...

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Referring to blueberries as "bluebs" and "bluebies" until someone gets mad and asks me to stop Now then, lemme get a handful of those bluebies

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"Time's running out, I can see in the mirror, it's not the end of the world but I can see it from here...are we feeling alright?...are we feeling alright?"

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PROF - A Crawl Through a Low Tide (Official Audio)

YouTube video by PROF

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

When good people die I always think, "nobody needs to hear opinions from a Sex Couch on this subject" When bad people die I always think, "well, that's for the best, and nobody needs to hear opinions from a Sex Couch on this"

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

1. How little are we talking about? 2. Forget I asked the first question, I like those odds.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

So now that Platner is out of contention, when does he go into detention? I know America isn't big on holding abusers accountable but the allegations are serious and victims should get justice. All of them.

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Sex Couch (allegedly) but Eldritch, gettin railed by Cthulhu? @yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Had to evacuate after the wildfire started another wildfire which et cetera'd itself all over the place. Shoutout to BC Wildfire ground crews, air crews, and structure protection crews, love you! Big thank you to the Calgary FD and White Rock FD, saw them in the area, no idea who else. Stay safe!

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