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Jolt

@yeahsure80.bsky.social
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National indigent defense data expert based in Texas because somebody has to be. Grab bag of degrees. Minimal posting, maximum opinioning.

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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a canary resuscitator, which miners would use to revive canaries that had passed out from toxic gas, because ideally not only do you care, you don't even leave the bird behind. just a little mining history and not at all a furious scream
A canary in a sealed box attached to an oxygen tank
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
98.7% is both too much and not enough info about her vag, but Isn’t that level a marker for cytolytic vaginosis? Top 1% is typically not great - need some diversity (and less of that man) in that ecosystem.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
For today's procedure, do you want to purchase laughing gas? Is this the peer pressure my elementary school warned me about, because it worked.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
radiolab.org/podcast/grea... Offit was on RadioLab talking about the vaccine development with clips from his interviews with Hilleman.
radiolab.org
The Great Vaccinator
A foul-mouthed, chicken-loving Montanan completely altered the course of human health. His story also lays bare the struggles inherent in our global effort to create a covid-19 vaccine.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Assuming facts not in evidence - they might be on facetime
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
How much do these women think the bus costs now, when the fare is the implied deterrent to these rape & murder sprees?
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
And again, bc I searched before I got here: Austin airport seems totally unfazed by lingering shutdown. Took less than 3 minutes to get through pre check line at 12:20. Photo refusers are now required to show boarding pass (new since Friday) to TSA person.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Post gaming. What a killer night.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Pregaming for the Vivian Girls.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Mainly bc I searched for this - Austin airport 2p time through TSA pre check was about 15 minutes. Longer than typical but nothing different from an early morning. A lot of shorter delays leading to a build up of people and heat in the airport. So far, so good on beer supply.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sociology opted to enroll six new students for the 2026-27 academic year, but forfeit its slots for the following year.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Jesus & Mary Chain of Custody
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Season 2 is much better and Lee Pace stays topless. Keep going
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Part of the mouthful had to be getting enough characters in the title to form a huelga eagle
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I think that’s all of them less the East Texas “Treatment” facility. It’s also MTC run.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Probably him
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I could be off, but I think this revives 31.16 Org Ret Theft as a standalone offense. Dead in 2011 & regular theft got a 1 degree enh. Thresholds are same as 2015 chg + 1 degree; widens net for charging. The 2015 straight theft amts remain. All values need to be re-normed for inflation.
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Aidan Wright @aidangcw.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Pro tip, folks: if you make a figure for a publication, don’t just hand the copyright over to the publisher. Post it on OSF first and then give yourself permission to use it in the first publication and then all future publications. That way, no permissions issues.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Steele Tadan. Steely Dan cover band & magic act. 🪄
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I thought taking risks would be the redemptive arc. The worst thing already happened and I’m still here. Professionally, it’s true. My work exists in the shadow of his & it’s a way to talk. Personally, still here feels more like a threat. New sadnesses linger and mix with old.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Random hail storm interrupted my run but confirmed one can still hitchhike in Austin. Haven't done that in a couple decades.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
He was George Santos's treasurer and shows up in OH, AZ, and MS with problems.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Middle aged woman vs media server. Likely winner: nap.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Starting value of 8, increased to a value 1 over a product divisible by 8 would round to .13 (1/8 increase is 12.5%). If there were 8 assaults last period and 41 this period, that’s a 412.5% increase or 4.13x ; 16 to 82, etc etc
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Beyond the point, but interesting how little some know about track/XC despite expressing epic concern: for college recruiters, like lovers, place doesn't matter - only time.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Soul Love, David Bowie. It's from 1972 but same idea of three vignettes.
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Will Li @williamlidc.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
“One Cop, Two Cop, Blue Cop, Pretextual Stop” by Dr. Seuss
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I had a half formed paper idea about the prevalence of 80s cars in Black Mirror. Never got around to it. Can't believe nobody wrote it before the theory became just news.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Leaving LA despite free rent in this yarb's head
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
legiscan.com/OH/text/SB1/... it’s on page 20
legiscan.com
Ohio SB1 | 2025-2026 | 136th General Assembly
Bill Text (2025-03-26) Enact Advance Ohio Higher Education Act [Sent To The Governor]
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Sec. 3345.454(C) of SB1 says to eliminate any undergraduate degree program with an avg of fewer than 5 degrees annually over any 3-year period. There is a table here showing low enrollment for data analytics, which probs got caught up in a way to purge the others signalcleveland.org/university-o...
signalcleveland.org
University of Toledo axing nine majors in response to Senate Bill 1
Officials said they’re phasing out several academic programs, including religious studies and women’s and gender studies.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The panopticar features gobble up a lot of battery so drivers/owners don’t always have it on and may only have it on for short parking durations, i.e., not when parked at night in front of their likely camera’d home. And, only certain cameras record so maybe practice your approach.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’ve got a PhD and I can code. I’m also happy to hallucinate for free. Where do I sign up for my $360k per year?
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Absolutely, but will they send one beforehand saying "we're all wearing pink to the congressional address later tonight! Give us money!!"
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Crappy's Galesburg, IL
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
In our defense, they already aren’t paying taxes
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Dripped Out Trade Unionists @uniondrip.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
There's a union out there called AFSCME and they're busting their balls for you doing a lot of shit work you take for granted
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
It’ll be fascinating (in the worst sense) to see these things hallucinate allegations, elements, and ‘facts' in criminal case filings.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Can’t AI just ask the questions and then do the copy/paste for us? Human “resources” pretty diminimus, excellent for shareholder value.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Dan Quayle gave some speech griping about Murphy Brown's pregnancy in maybe 1991?
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This fucker would get ejected out of a mass grave for ruining the vibe
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Not exactly what you asked for, but do include good cases studies. Gray, M. (Mar 1983) Statistics and the Law, Mathematics Magazine. Has People v. Collins, jury selection, employment, edu & voter discrimination, etc. Also scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/wlulr/vol47/... has 3 bad examples (all old).
scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu
Primer For The Nonmathematically Inclined On Mathematical Evidence In Criminal Cases: People V. Collins And Beyond
By David McCord, Published on 09/01/90
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Yup. I just noticed it also doesn't have lesbian either. Weirdly, it does have butches? Good luck.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Maybe this? github.com/microsoft/re...
github.com
GitHub - microsoft/responsible-ai-toolbox-genbit: A tool for gender bias identification in text. Part of Microsoft's Responsible AI toolbox.
A tool for gender bias identification in text. Part of Microsoft's Responsible AI toolbox. - GitHub - microsoft/responsible-ai-toolbox-genbit: A tool for gender bias identification in text. Pa...
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Can they ever enjoy it though? In their best case scenario, they will have only memories of hating poor people but no real ones to use up.
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Jolt @yeahsure80.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
That's the Peanut Butter Solution but not Fred Savage. It's Canadian. Some CN child actor smears the PB on his head which causes accelerated hair growth.
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