Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025New website up. If there’s any hot sauce fans here. www.hahahotsauce.com 011
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024This probably ain’t going to get me booked more but here’s the facts: The standard comedian pay rate, that hasn’t changed in 30yrs is as follows $200 to headline (40-60 min set) $100 to feature ( 20-30) $50-$75 to host. (10-12 mins) We are the only workers at the club that haven’t gotten a raise.hahahotsauce.comHaHa Hot SauceThe Official Home of HaHa Hot Sauce! 1195
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024All public servants should be required to eat psychedelic mushrooms before taking office.  It’s hard to take your job too seriously when you’ve seen the walls turned to grape jelly. 010
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024You can’t be pro-abortion and anti-suicide. Their body their choice. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Teslas are the worst drivers. Which makes no sense. All that tech and you still drive like a chode? The owner of the company is Autistic, the car shouldn’t be. 100
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Did I invest in Bitcoin? No. But I do got a few JC Pennys. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I will do your podcast. - 13 year touring comedy veteran -12 years sober - owner HaHa Hot Sauce - roasts his own coffee - experienced in Grief Recovery - estate sale king -lover of cheese and fancy mustards 010
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 17/04/2024If you like jambands and bbq- come to this show Sunday in Vegas before Phish plays the sphere. It’d be good to see you. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 17/01/2024Doing comedy at Zanies in Rosemont Illinois this weekend. If you’re into that type of thing. 020
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Bout to be a whole bunch of people with Spicy Twitter DM’s up in here 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2023To explain my mental health journey in music terms, I went from listening to a lot of Bon Iver to a bunch of Andrew Bird. 020
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Just noticed people are now wearing their mental health diagnosis on clothing. Could have used that 5 years and one house ago. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023This is kind of like the blue abyss to stare into 020
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023The safest place to talk about personal shit is where nobody can hear you. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023It took four years to find a good therapist. Now I have one and when I leave the session, everything hurts. 110
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2023Oh don’t mind me, just playing Zelda and listening to Alan Watts tapes on a Saturday night. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 15/09/2023Don’t worry, the Covid Reboot is not gunna hit as hard as the original. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 15/09/2023Apple comedians only want to perform in MagSafe spaces 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2023Gorgeous day to question every life choice I’ve ever made to this point. Blue sky for reference. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2023I had this thought, nobody Moons anyone anymore. That’s sad to me. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2023Once I’m done dealing with this Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, it’s over for you hoes. 000
Reposted by Dave Yates Etymologist @etymology.bsky.social · 10/09/2023Everyone please if I could have your attention for a moment, this is important 26720
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2023I’ve gotten 3 flat tires in less than 30 days. The Universe is telling me to quit comedy. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 09/09/2023I want to start an Emo Grateful Dead cover band: Regretful I'm Not Dead. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2023My attachment style is anxious/preoccupied with my the amount of pickles I have left. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Weighted blanket? No thanks, I already have depression. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2023I’ve done so many 12-step programs, I need to get a Fit Bit. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2023Workaholism is weird. It’s like sure everyone says you’re killing it. But they don’t know “it” is you. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2023I used to donate plasma for drug money. Nowadays, I still donate plasma for pills, but they’re my anti depressants. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2023Treated myself to a hotel room instead of the back seat of my car this road trip. I think therapy is working. 000
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2023Burning Man- where rich people cosplay poor people. 010
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 21/08/2023I make delicious hot sauce if anyone is into that kinda thing. 130
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 21/08/2023Once I achieve total consciousness, it’s over for you hoes. 010
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 20/08/2023I know I watch too much true crime because when I read the headline “Human Remains Found Off I-5" my first thought was "Hell yeah." 020
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 20/08/2023I went to a drag race once. I’ve never seen so many people run that fast in heels. 010
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 20/08/2023Secure attachment style? BORING. I need to have a head full of bees when we hang out. 071
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 20/08/2023You east coasters making suggestions on what to do in a Hurricane, DONT FLORIDA MY CALIFORNIA, BRO. 010
Dave Yates @yatescomedy.bsky.social · 18/08/2023Someone better check that Hurricane’s emails before Hilary destroys the west coast. 010
