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Just a Carp

@yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social
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Side-eye cat stan 💅 Just here to yap about the "one great big festering neon distraction for the terminally brain-dead" aka #bb27 with all my fellow walking corpses ✌

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simi @simifresh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
KELLY CLARKSON BIRDGATE 🧵 the tweet that started it all: #birdgate
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miles @tinyveto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fixed link: app.thestorygraph.com/book_clubs/6... #bb28 #bbsky feel free to join and repost :)
app.thestorygraph.com
bbsky, run by derivative | The StoryGraph
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did I miss the velociraptor in the finale? Rachel's murder was truly the biggest move of the season #bb28
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hannah 🦔✨ @hannahhedgehog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
happy finale eve :) i now present to you: the #bb28 houseguests (in eviction order) as david shrigley paintings 🧵
painting that says news: justice for ants
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Redactdead Rodriguez 💀🪦 @redactedrodriguez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#bb28
David Lynch with an altered quote 

"What a heavy load
Yash Patel must've had.
Fucking morons, everywhere"
-David K. Lynch
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simi @simihq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THE PEOPLE'S PRINCESS ✨ #bb28
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't think Jeff knows how to properly run data collection for a study... #survivor51
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Omg Rhode Island on Rhode Island crime 😭 #survivor51
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How is this man a farmer? CHOP FROM THE OTHER SIDE! MAKE A WEDGE! #Survivor51
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why is Jeff Probst walking among the people? I don't like it. Stop that. #survivor51
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hello bloomfs, I know we are all very focused on who is making final 3 and AFP at the moment, but I am asking you to take some time out of your day to save democracy by voting in Fat Bear Week 2026 The contestants have worked hard all season and deserve your support explore.org/fat-bear-week #bb28
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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mac✨ @mactalksbb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh the traitors casting team doesn’t know what they’ve done…. I’ve never been so fucking sat
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Second Breakfast Lotr
Alt: Second Breakfast Lotr but instead it’s murder
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Kitsune Inferno (Halloweeb Edition) @kitsuneinferno.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Dom doesn't ask Bianca if she wears wigs or has worn wigs or will wear wigs or when, then what was the point of any of this? #TheTraitorsUS
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In honor of Yash, I plan to stay super hydrated today #bb28
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Katniss Everdeen's Iconic Three Finger Salute
Alt: Katniss Everdeen's Three Finger Salute
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cece 🧸🍂🎃🍁🍏 @realitycece.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHEN THE PHARAOH'S CURSE IS BARRETT AND YASH COMING BACK AND HAVING TO WEAR A SLUTTY PHARAOH COSTUME ALL WEEK THEN WHAT #BB28
sexy king of egypt costume from spirit halloween
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This would be the perfect time to market their YouTube feeds... #bb28
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lulu 💖 @louisesmist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
that was so fun #dwts bloomfs I can't wait for the real show tomorrow 💃❤️
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Riding hard for Amber, Tatyana, and Julia tomorrow 🫡 Everyone else seems nice but sometimes in life we must make tough choices #dwts
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lauren🎃👻 @laurenmellott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i can’t believe we just saw a dance that was sponsored by a bakery. what are we doing. #dwts
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hamsterwatch #bb28 @hamsterwatch.com · 16/09/2026
BB: "Barrett, please check the storage room" - his laundry was finally returned
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Amanda Rae 🔮🧸 @manndaraee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yash in New Jersey and Pennsylvania up until last year #BB28
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allison @jurymgmt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed “apolitical” sheeran watching all of his opening acts drop out in solidarity with macklemore & palestine
Justin Timberlake mugshot. his eyes are red and he looks like he’s been crying but he soldiers on and attempts to keep a straight face
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have this skeet set to the tune of "Mother Knows Best" stuck in my head and I'm not mad at it #bb28
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Mother Gothel: The Plague Lamp from Tangled
Alt: Mother Gothel singing "The Plague" from Mother Knows Best in Tangled
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Autumn @autumnoutloud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I painted it #bb28 #bbskycraftalong
Messy painting of Barrett and Melody laying on the bed across from Drew
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☆mads☆ @madsthegoblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How it feels to have these two as your clients🥰 #bb28
Yash flipping the bird with rainbows and dolphins behind himTaylor holding up two onions and a cucumber in a fallic shape with rainbows and dolphins behind
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Liv 🪩 | dwts era @bookishliv.swifties.social · 10/09/2026
This is NOT how #bb28 saves democracy
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Batty Wingnewt (Monica) 🦇🎃👻 @vintagewingnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jason recreating Devens’ Survivor 50 scene is everything. I love Jason so much 😂😂👏👏 #BB28
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KailiaA #bb28 @kailialex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jason is so fucking funny #bb28
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simi @simihq.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
FUCKING BOWIE JANE DANCE PARTY ✨ #BB28
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yoooo Barrett just found out that Dee told Melody about her power a week before he was told and his eyebrows went UP #BB28
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najuf @evictgoras.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ur all too harsh on yash lmfao dogging on him for taking the bribe when bro he might not even be in the house still if he didn’t take that bribe, yashlorla 100% wouldn’t have made jury as a trio, and the moshpit and now the crossovers wouldn’t have imploded. it wasn’t a complete negative for him 😭
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GLITTER AND ANGELA LOADING??? I prayed for days like this 😌 #bb28
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bbscreenshots #bb28 @bbscreenshots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#bb28
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pls Skippy tracking the singular tear falling down Angela's cheek is killing me lmaoooo #bb28
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jamiethemime.bsky.social @jamiethemime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
why does barrett, the largest houseguest, not simply eat the other houseguests? #bb28
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RealityBBQ @rbbq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Big Update Today Things You "Need To Know" - Day 53 #BB28 1. What To Watch For Today -
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dulce🥀 @dulcedeloosh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My husband is worried about @taranarmstrong.bsky.social #bb28
Screenshot of a text from my husband that says 

Is Tarzan going to sell feet for the next 3 days
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm not really a parasocial type of person, but every so often I wish I could set Dakota Fanning up with my older brother. I see a snippet of an interview, and I'm like "yeah, they'd really get along" lol
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Amanda Rae 🔮🧸 @manndaraee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The review is in! 5 stars to my Etsy witch, Elara! She’s a New Orleans witch who doesn’t use AI (important)! She delivered in 22 days! Thank you Etsy witch ✨🫶🏼 #BB28
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Just a Carp @yarpnarpkarp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Clearly production also wants to limit the potential waffle time Love it when prod supports my anti-Kamu agenda 😌 #bb28
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Chelsea @bbchelli.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
mallory(post dpov) giving joseph(25) #bb28
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lauren🎃👻 @laurenmellott.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the broveal was a threat that we didn’t take seriously enough #bb28
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Melissa Calvin @melicalvin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As funny and messy as that was.. Lala is genuine and that shines through everything she does! She’s playing this her own way and is more than just a player to be managed #bb28
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hannah 🦔✨ @hannahhedgehog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#bb28
cirie felicia kayak punishment
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Tooms @toomsbb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Taylor vs Lala, subtitled for your enjoyment #bb28
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Melissa Calvin @melicalvin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a story in four pictures #bb28
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abby ✨TAYLOR WAS THE [2nd place] WINNER OF BB28✨ @freakmagnet2000.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
clock o’clock in the storage room with mel and mal #bb28
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𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 👻 ˢᵖᵒᵒᵏʸ ᵉᵈⁱᵗⁱᵒⁿ ™ @earthlinggg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wentworth’s Yash hair is sooo 💀💀💀 #bb28
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LunaCee73 @lunacee73.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Melody: "It just makes me weary of the icons..." *nails on a chalkboard sound* #LeeryOrWaryNotWeary #bb28
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