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Michael 🗣️

@yappingtwink.bsky.social
315 followers 272 following 992 posts

@famoustwink.bsky.social but probably less naked and more annoying

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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I can’t even judge the covid conscious lesbian bar in rural Massachusetts because I have covid 😔
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My hookup from yesterday messaged me that he tested positive for covid so I think it’s that lol funnnnnn
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am a sick baby right now 😔
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Currently laughing thinking about this
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got told I am “too much of a twink to date”
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Out of everyone from RHOSLC they chose BRONWYN for next season of the traitors wtf
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I like sweet guys
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anyways!
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I own a horse. It’s not anything grand it’s just for me. It’s my horse. And I’m looking at getting a second one!
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hear ye hear ye 🎙️ STOP THE REACTIVE ABUSE!! 🛑
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So excited for tomorrow
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah I’m so sensitive what about it 😀
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I kinda have 9/11 fomo to be honest like I feel like that would be an interesting time to be alive for but that was long before I was born
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Buddy was such a good movie! Would let him grab my ass
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Starting my washed up era (19)
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So yeah um I slept with my boss lol
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
About to be my birthday and I might start it sleeping with my boss I’m not really sure why else he’d wanna see me but we’ll see!!!
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My coworkers won’t leave me alone like just let me not work and be on my phone in peace pls
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
* **** ** *** ** *** ****
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Numb 😐
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me really wanting a bf while denying a really nice irl
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Clown Makeup Transformation
ALT: Clown Makeup Transformation
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake Ontario is the only irrelevant great lake so idk who would go through the trouble in changing the name
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Accidentally got my summer fling to like me too much and now I feel bad bc I hate upsetting people
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I kissed 7 guys in the past 24!hours llol
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My stalker did not show up at my work today woooooooo
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Idk if I have ever been so humbled
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My sex game must be really that good if he can’t stay away from me wow go me
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My ex that I blocked showed up to my work to harass me and try do seduce me lol how are your days?
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So silly when a guy likes multiple of my posts but doesn’t follow so I like sole of his and follow him but he doesn’t follow back 😒
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I meant HAIR lol
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wanting to change my chair… maybe dark
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am dumb lol
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
About to go to the beach with my summer fling when I don’t particularly like the beach but I’m in my say yes era 😒
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Went to the zoo with my ~summer fling~ today 😀😙
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hate it when you ask someone to do something with you and they say no and give an alternative date as if I could possibly say yes to someone after they say no to me 😒
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wanted alc so I asked guys on grindr and a dude said he’d give me a fifth if he sucked my dick but he ended up giving me 3 fifths and 6 buzz balls and a $100 bill lol I really got a profit 😎
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh lovely
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It should be illegal to ask someone AT WORK and IN FRONT OF A MANAGER to take your shift like that’s literally holding me hostage that’s sick it should not count as consent
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We as a society need to stop holding doors for strangers
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So last weekend after drinking with friends I hooked up with a guy and had so much fun and was so into him. Then the next day he took me on a date and I had no interest at all and he really yapped way too much… sorry dude i guess only drunk me could enjoy him 😭
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Haven’t said any updates in a bit. Mainly bc I have been being more social which is good I guess
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Waaait just had mcdonalds lettuce omg am I gonna die or are we allowed to have lettuce again
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Here’s an update a month later! I went for it and messaged him and we are such good friends now and talk all the time he’s the best fr & makes me feel better so often I’m so glad to have him in my life
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I can’t go outside bc of Canada 💔
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Does this lettuce situation mean I should’t have the careibean jerk chicken wrap at tropical smoothie??? It has romaine but it is one of the only things keeping me happy recently lol
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just got messaged this basically omg I won
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Whatever this means!
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not a good day lol
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Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Idk much about politics but that dead dude looked very gay to me
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