Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When I can’t even judge the covid conscious lesbian bar in rural Massachusetts because I have covid 😔 220
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My hookup from yesterday messaged me that he tested positive for covid so I think it’s that lol funnnnnn 360
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Out of everyone from RHOSLC they chose BRONWYN for next season of the traitors wtf 110
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I own a horse. It’s not anything grand it’s just for me. It’s my horse. And I’m looking at getting a second one! 440
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I kinda have 9/11 fomo to be honest like I feel like that would be an interesting time to be alive for but that was long before I was born 341
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Buddy was such a good movie! Would let him grab my ass 250
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026About to be my birthday and I might start it sleeping with my boss I’m not really sure why else he’d wanna see me but we’ll see!!! 1110
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My coworkers won’t leave me alone like just let me not work and be on my phone in peace pls 080
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Me really wanting a bf while denying a really nice irlstatic.klipy.comClown Makeup TransformationALT: Clown Makeup Transformation 250
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Lake Ontario is the only irrelevant great lake so idk who would go through the trouble in changing the name 230
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Accidentally got my summer fling to like me too much and now I feel bad bc I hate upsetting people 160
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My stalker did not show up at my work today woooooooo 1140
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My sex game must be really that good if he can’t stay away from me wow go me 0110
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My ex that I blocked showed up to my work to harass me and try do seduce me lol how are your days? 5120
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026So silly when a guy likes multiple of my posts but doesn’t follow so I like sole of his and follow him but he doesn’t follow back 😒 140
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 08/08/2026About to go to the beach with my summer fling when I don’t particularly like the beach but I’m in my say yes era 😒 3120
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Went to the zoo with my ~summer fling~ today 😀😙 1110
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I hate it when you ask someone to do something with you and they say no and give an alternative date as if I could possibly say yes to someone after they say no to me 😒 240
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Wanted alc so I asked guys on grindr and a dude said he’d give me a fifth if he sucked my dick but he ended up giving me 3 fifths and 6 buzz balls and a $100 bill lol I really got a profit 😎 1240
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It should be illegal to ask someone AT WORK and IN FRONT OF A MANAGER to take your shift like that’s literally holding me hostage that’s sick it should not count as consent 180
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 28/07/2026We as a society need to stop holding doors for strangers 130
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 24/07/2026So last weekend after drinking with friends I hooked up with a guy and had so much fun and was so into him. Then the next day he took me on a date and I had no interest at all and he really yapped way too much… sorry dude i guess only drunk me could enjoy him 😭 180
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Haven’t said any updates in a bit. Mainly bc I have been being more social which is good I guess 070
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Waaait just had mcdonalds lettuce omg am I gonna die or are we allowed to have lettuce again 240
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Here’s an update a month later! I went for it and messaged him and we are such good friends now and talk all the time he’s the best fr & makes me feel better so often I’m so glad to have him in my life 4180
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Does this lettuce situation mean I should’t have the careibean jerk chicken wrap at tropical smoothie??? It has romaine but it is one of the only things keeping me happy recently lol 070
Michael 🗣️ @yappingtwink.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Idk much about politics but that dead dude looked very gay to me 150