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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just got this text seriously what the fuck Ken Paxton.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Y’all I am obsessed with this album I cannot stop spinning it. #vinyl
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have subluxating patellas in both knees; born w/ floating kneecaps & crooked grooves. I’ve dislocated my knees dozens & dozens of times. But it’s never happened on my bike. Monday my knee went out at the beginning of my morning #BikeCommute. Huge thanks to the guy who stopped. 🔉for man cries 😂
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Update to the update: Precinct 4 is aware and on it! Thanks to my buddy Bryan for snapping this pic and sharing it.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Update on this: according to a CP team that was working in the area, the copper wiring was stolen from the poles/conduits/whatever by some a-holes and that’s why the lights aren’t working. Going to take some time to repair. This is why we can’t have nice things.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Squeaks the cat setting her tummy rub trap #cats
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s your 6:30am #bikecommute and the timer for the lights in the park under the bridge is messed up again… #Houston
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy 2026 autumnal equinox from #Houston! (Pic @ 7:15am) #bikecommute
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve been absent from here for a while for no particular reason so here’s some recent #bikeporn in honor of my return
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Live long, and prostrate 🖖🏻
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I don’t know about anyone else but I am SUPER excited for a….. gas station, to take the place of this treed green-space at the heart of the #EnergyCorridor, right next to Terry Hershey Park. Yes, this is exactly what I’ve been waiting for in this spot for a decade. Who needs pocket parks?! #Houston
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
greetings human, welcome back. you may enter.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The honor of the second spin ever on my first new turntable since I was a kid goes to my absolute favorite Gilmour album.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The honor of the second spin ever on my first new turntable since I was a kid goes to my absolute favorite Gilmour album.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
some people have car brain worms so bad they cannot fathom a world without their god-given right to public car storage, and anyone who would take it from them is a mortal enemy.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
people on bikes & foot: “I just want to get from A to B safely.” drivers:
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Do you want to kill pedestrians and increase the number of crashes? Because this is how you kill pedestrians and increase the number of crashes.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Happy #CaptainPicardDay to all who celebrate!
static.klipy.com
Captain Picard: I'm a Role Model!
ALT: Captain Picard: I'm a Role Model!
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
taxpayer funded space fascism blunders
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
the stupid thing I saw on my way to work this morning #wankpanzer
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
riding home from ice cream at Scoops on Eldridge through Terry Hershey at dusk = the best vibes.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🚨Big News for #Houston🚨 The connection under BWY8 & 59, connecting the Westchase Trail & Arthur Storey Park to the Brays Bayou trail is officially open!! I’ve been waiting the better part of a decade for this connection—
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Another great family ice cream ride with the Energy Corridor Cycling Club last night! If you live in west #Houston come join us!
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
When your sticker says #BikeSomewhere but you end up at a random Toyota dealer waiting for a ride because you got a flat and couldn’t repair it.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“Go tubeless” they said “It’s the best” they said *gets first puncture on new tubless setup* *IS NOT IMPRESSED* *is currently waiting for his ride*
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Pretty disappointing Rebecca Lowe isn’t correcting her cohosts—this is most goals scored by the US *MEN’S* team in a World Cup game; the US WOMEN’S team scored 13 goals in a World Cup game.
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines Trans obsessed conservative women who placed 5th
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🚨Big News for #Houston🚨 The connection under BWY8 & 59, connecting the Westchase Trail & Arthur Storey Park to the Brays Bayou trail is officially open!! I’ve been waiting the better part of a decade for this connection—
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
O’Brien misinterprets a request from a new species in the Gamma Quadrant
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Amazon hung up on #Stargate fans; help us redial the Gate! c.org/wyxcgsKVdn
c.org
Sign the Petition
Revive the Stargate Franchise
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Isaac Asimov once said, "Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today. But the core of science fiction; its essence, has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all."
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Dave Walker @davewalker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
For World Bicycle Day: Cycling = multitasking. #WorldBicycleDay
Black and white cartoon drawing of a woman riding a bicycle. Showing how cycling is multitasking: mental health, drying hair, taking the dog out, showing off your bike, going in an adventure, exercise, transport, shopping, seeing friends, childcare, entertainment
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If only Amazon listened to the wisdom from the very show it just unceremoniously cancelled: #Stargate
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
like we needed another reason to hate Amazon. goddamnit I was so looking forward to more Stargate. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
‘Stargate’ TV Series From Martin Gero Not Moving Forward at Amazon (EXCLUSIVE)
The new "Stargate" TV series has been axed at Amazon, Variety has learned.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Not off to a great Rtart
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Set phasers to khaki #StarTrek
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Man Who Exited From 7 Lane Highway Can't Believe Entitled Cyclists Riding Two Abreast"
traffic on a highway
Man Who Exited From 7 Lane Highway Can't Believe Entitled Cyclists Riding Two Abreast.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If I wasn’t a heads-up rider with good working brakes who knows how many ways this could have gone bad: This teenage girl -runs red light -blows thru right on red -rips down the street -all in a school zone with flashing lights But bikes lanes are a menace yada yada yada… #DriversBehavingBadly
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
#StarTrek
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The Wankpanzer Trifecta: •Drives pedestrian crusher ✅ •Runs neighborhood stop sign ✅ •Holding up & using cell phone ✅ #DriversBehavingBadly
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Drivers, for the love of god use your turn signals ITS JUST NOT THET HARD also yes you must yield to the vehicle at the intersection first. also also yes she gave me a dirty look 🤷🏻‍♂️
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
West #Houston folks: The new bollards are FINALLY installed at the Chatterton end of Addicks Trail—with room for trikes and wheelchairs or cargo bikes and panniers on the outside. Plus the dumb giant rocks have been moved—hopefully to be REMOVED soon?! Little victories, y’all.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Take it to the bike lanes on Bajor, folks
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
a tale as old as time #cats
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the earth has music for those who listen
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The HHA saw fit to give a huge tax break to some crap developer to pave over & build next to the Addicks Reservoir levee & spillway—and today, after overnight heavy rains, the site & entrance on Park Row was flooded. A+ job #Houston. No notes.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
OVER THE LINE! Smokey this is not ‘Nam, this is driving. There are rules.
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yankee velo foxtrot @yankeevelofoxtrot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Huh, weird how only cars & drivers seem to smash through buildings and destroy property but never bikes or scooters or light rail. #DriversBehavingBadly www.chron.com/food/article...
chron.com
Car smashes into popular Michelin-rated Houston restaurant
Video of the aftermath shows the car right in the middle of things.
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Dread and Rosie @rosiemund.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"These illegal ebikes can do over 30mph and you don't even have to pedal!" - someone whose car can do over 100mph and you don't have to do anything except put your foot down
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